clod
@whatever.mom
takes for the take god, posts for the post throne
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clod
@whatever.mom
· Feb 13
you need to be bartlebymaxxing. you should be preferring not to at all times. take the scrivenpill
dumb piece of shit caucus supplement cover photo subzero fridge background
September 13, 2026 at 2:11 AM
dumb piece of shit caucus supplement cover photo subzero fridge background
it's probably time to start coming up with a cutesy name for the gray-brown crud that collects in the crease of your folding iphone
September 11, 2026 at 11:44 PM
it's probably time to start coming up with a cutesy name for the gray-brown crud that collects in the crease of your folding iphone
just cracked my torso like a big knuckle
September 8, 2026 at 12:19 AM
just cracked my torso like a big knuckle
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to me, the most influential poster on bluesky is my wife
September 4, 2026 at 11:50 PM
to me, the most influential poster on bluesky is my wife
good morning, disarray!
you're all mostly reacting to idiots you aren't talking to
September 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
good morning, disarray!
wife has an original poster of this
Seriously thought I might have hallucinated the movie about Dolly Parton doing My Fair Lady to Stallone to make him a country sensation
August 28, 2026 at 1:45 PM
wife has an original poster of this
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i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is
August 26, 2026 at 11:36 PM
i think that because i am in my 40s i should get a pass on discord where i can open it without getting screamed at about orbs and whatever a mini vegeta bundle is
so can the subaltern fucking speak already? this is taking forever
August 17, 2026 at 11:04 PM
so can the subaltern fucking speak already? this is taking forever
oh no a phrase caught on with people who didn't know Theory. what do we do, guys? turn them away again? yeah? insult them? yeah? made us feel really cool last time. i can't wait until my politics are popular
August 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
oh no a phrase caught on with people who didn't know Theory. what do we do, guys? turn them away again? yeah? insult them? yeah? made us feel really cool last time. i can't wait until my politics are popular
(michael stipe voice)
crack house bum rush double-double effed up
air fryer heat dome drag and drop brain dump
bunker buster banh mi anime blow chunks
box braid synesthete finna C++
air fryer heat dome drag and drop brain dump
bunker buster banh mi anime blow chunks
box braid synesthete finna C++
Find the 5 words from your birth year that perfectly describe YOUR vibe ⬇️
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
www.merriam-webster.com/time-traveler/
August 1, 2026 at 12:30 AM
(michael stipe voice)
who up blocking they mom? disrespectful
I am a 63 year old woman who has no particular interest in Bernie Sanders.
July 22, 2026 at 11:40 PM
who up blocking they mom? disrespectful
horror movie filmed entirely in criterion closet, "IMPORTANT TO ME"
July 20, 2026 at 2:00 PM
horror movie filmed entirely in criterion closet, "IMPORTANT TO ME"
once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge
July 16, 2026 at 4:08 PM
once again i fear the culture of clickbait headlines is not up to this challenge
this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"
July 15, 2026 at 11:46 AM
this is becoming a whole genre. betteridge's law of headlines but the answer is always "diarrhea" instead of "no"
what do you mean "now what"
July 14, 2026 at 10:59 PM
what do you mean "now what"
me to the rust compiler
Maybe you are unaware of the word "some"?
July 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
me to the rust compiler
many such cases
An account with this avatar was just blocked.
July 9, 2026 at 3:49 PM
many such cases
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life
Millie Bobby Brown believes she was a closeted gay soldier who was slain with a sword in a past life
July 4, 2026 at 3:07 AM
Millie Bobby Brown thinks that she was a closeted gay soldier killed with a sword in past life
they're calling it the most bluesky post of all time
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
July 2, 2026 at 12:28 AM
they're calling it the most bluesky post of all time