Imran Merchant
@wiiggin.bsky.social
Software architect in the Twin Cities.
Be thoughtful. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
Be thoughtful. Be honest. Be brave.
Things won't get better if we don't talk about them.
Paired with @jessicann713.bsky.social ❤️
He/him
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Like a good burger
September 11, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Like a good burger
Sick
Bird of Prey
(Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
(Samus Aran from Metroid Ravenous)
September 10, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Sick
No character captures my rage and provides aspirational determination like Samus. Fucking psyched for this. youtu.be/ku-vSTDNsT8
Metroid Ravenous – Nintendo Direct 9.9.2026
YouTube video by Nintendo of America
youtu.be
September 9, 2026 at 3:00 PM
No character captures my rage and provides aspirational determination like Samus. Fucking psyched for this. youtu.be/ku-vSTDNsT8
Excuse me??
Big G??
Big G??
Everything ends here. Experience GODZILLA MINUS ZERO, the first-ever Japanese production #FilmedForIMAX, in theatres November 6.
godzillaminuszero.com
godzillaminuszero.com
September 8, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Excuse me??
Big G??
Big G??
Twilight Princess fans in shambles
September 8, 2026 at 2:56 PM
Twilight Princess fans in shambles
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This is what shutting down scientific debate actually looks like
A Top Virus Scientist Stared Down Covid Lab-Leak Proponents. Now His Life’s Work Is at Stake
The battle over Covid’s origins has come for Bob Garry, who’s faced some of the world’s deadliest viral threats.
www.bloomberg.com
September 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
This is what shutting down scientific debate actually looks like
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Don’t forget Rusty’s dad in the army
September 4, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Don’t forget Rusty’s dad in the army
6 potatoes for two minutes of damage resist doesn’t seem worth it…
yeah sure whatever, let lara croft cook potato stew on her phone for 2m0s of damage resistance who gives a shit anymore
September 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
6 potatoes for two minutes of damage resist doesn’t seem worth it…
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Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
August 28, 2026 at 11:51 PM
Is a man not entitled to the sweat of his balls?
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
"No!" Says Lil Jon, "It belongs to the windows! To the walls!"
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“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok”
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
August 4, 2026 at 6:58 PM
“I asked ChatGPT, I asked Grok”
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
Yeah well I asked a Halo 3 lobby and they all said you’re a dumb bitch
lmao the academic freedom of racists is to simply not push them into the sea
August 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
lmao the academic freedom of racists is to simply not push them into the sea
Logistics are for cucks
"The USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t able to be resupplied because the U.S. Navy’s main resupply base in the Gulf of Oman was destroyed by Iranian strikes—a fact that Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chose not to make public, said David Rhode [natsec reporter for MS NOW]"
newrepublic.com/post/214510/...
newrepublic.com/post/214510/...
Hegseth Covered Up the Real Reason the USS Lincoln Wasn’t Resupplied
According to a report from MS NOW, the USS Abraham Lincoln wasn’t resupplied because Iranian strikes destroyed a key Navy resupply base in the Middle East.
newrepublic.com
August 21, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Logistics are for cucks
“14 layers of bullshit” is very good
Here are some photos (provided by the CWA) from the 'Save Our Devs' rallies that took place yesterday at Microsoft studios across the United States and Canada in protest of the mass layoffs at Xbox.
I'm sure you'll notice some very choice words on the placards carried by those in attendance.
I'm sure you'll notice some very choice words on the placards carried by those in attendance.
August 19, 2026 at 12:48 PM
“14 layers of bullshit” is very good
Corporate IT mandating a migration to GitHub is very funny considering it goes down every other day
August 17, 2026 at 3:14 PM
Corporate IT mandating a migration to GitHub is very funny considering it goes down every other day
Humans are animals and some of us are assholes. Why do we expect non-human animals to be any different?
personally, I believe that it’s highly disrespectful to animals to believe that they’re all naturally pure and good-hearted.
I believe that individual animals are just like people, in that some of them are naturally inclined to be cool and some of them are naturally inclined to be complete assholes
I believe that individual animals are just like people, in that some of them are naturally inclined to be cool and some of them are naturally inclined to be complete assholes
August 16, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Humans are animals and some of us are assholes. Why do we expect non-human animals to be any different?
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gillcels seethe after getting mogged by oxygenmaxxing lungschads bsky.app/profile/desi...
It's even crazier than that. Lungs are so much more efficient than gills that breathing water is basically undesirable for marine mammals. This is presumably also why prehistoric marine reptiles prospered as they did
August 10, 2026 at 7:26 PM
gillcels seethe after getting mogged by oxygenmaxxing lungschads bsky.app/profile/desi...
Oh the new Strokes album is produced by Rick Rubin?
So that’s why it is unlistenable garbage, get it off the radio
So that’s why it is unlistenable garbage, get it off the radio
August 10, 2026 at 11:31 PM
Oh the new Strokes album is produced by Rick Rubin?
So that’s why it is unlistenable garbage, get it off the radio
So that’s why it is unlistenable garbage, get it off the radio
I dunno, I think people should yell at Texas politicians for this baby nanny state bullshit
August 7, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I dunno, I think people should yell at Texas politicians for this baby nanny state bullshit
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you heard it here first
July 31, 2026 at 11:49 AM
you heard it here first
r/Halo constructing a cage for their minds to justify hating Campaign Evolved
Yusef Building and Painting a House
ALT: Yusef Building and Painting a House
static.klipy.com
July 30, 2026 at 3:10 PM
r/Halo constructing a cage for their minds to justify hating Campaign Evolved
I’m a simple man. I see a Strange Scaffold game, I buy it. Very easy.
Truck-kun is Supporting Me from Another World?! Is OUT NOW on Steam and XBOX Series X|S
Send pedestrians to another world to pay your soul debt to a buff elf girl who lives in your head in our OVA sized isekai driving game 🚚💨
store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/...
www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
Send pedestrians to another world to pay your soul debt to a buff elf girl who lives in your head in our OVA sized isekai driving game 🚚💨
store.steampowered.com/app/3642010/...
www.xbox.com/en-us/games/...
July 29, 2026 at 2:31 PM
I’m a simple man. I see a Strange Scaffold game, I buy it. Very easy.
You voted in support of ICE and they killed Minnesotans with your money and support, @angiecraigmn.bsky.social. The only “accountability” you took was to repeat the lies you swallowed and believe. You must resign and disappear into the woods.
July 27, 2026 at 4:49 PM
You voted in support of ICE and they killed Minnesotans with your money and support, @angiecraigmn.bsky.social. The only “accountability” you took was to repeat the lies you swallowed and believe. You must resign and disappear into the woods.
If you’re so interested in Republican votes and talking points, @angiecraigmn.bsky.social, you should be running as a Republican
July 27, 2026 at 4:40 PM
If you’re so interested in Republican votes and talking points, @angiecraigmn.bsky.social, you should be running as a Republican