MCDW
@winniecooper86.bsky.social
Known by the same name in the “bad place”. Trying to figure it all out as I go, lover of most things Disney. Disneyland snob. #catadvocate
Does anyone ever wonder if women in perimenopause whose parents are still very much alive are offered somewhere to scream into the void cause man! I just don’t understand my parents
July 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Does anyone ever wonder if women in perimenopause whose parents are still very much alive are offered somewhere to scream into the void cause man! I just don’t understand my parents
Somehow being the child who ends up managing it all, gets old. Who knew?! *sarcasm*
July 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
Somehow being the child who ends up managing it all, gets old. Who knew?! *sarcasm*
Person to the bar staff: ya know I really feel you’re missing out not having a kids menu.
Me:… it’s a bar…
Me:… it’s a bar…
July 17, 2026 at 10:15 PM
Person to the bar staff: ya know I really feel you’re missing out not having a kids menu.
Me:… it’s a bar…
Me:… it’s a bar…
Do you ever just feel like you can’t catch a fucking break? Like we had to get a new roof. Cool, done. Then I submit everything and find out they went ahead and canceled our insurance because our roofer drug his feet even though they gave us an extension. 1/
July 15, 2026 at 9:59 PM
Do you ever just feel like you can’t catch a fucking break? Like we had to get a new roof. Cool, done. Then I submit everything and find out they went ahead and canceled our insurance because our roofer drug his feet even though they gave us an extension. 1/
I really was convinced Sam Neil was already deceased. I sometimes have weird and prolific memories and dreams. So if I like put this out into the universe instead of 🍊I’m really sorry wasn’t my intent
July 13, 2026 at 4:36 PM
I really was convinced Sam Neil was already deceased. I sometimes have weird and prolific memories and dreams. So if I like put this out into the universe instead of 🍊I’m really sorry wasn’t my intent
Did Lindsey really say I gotchu Turtle? I’ll die and you can stay on life support
July 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Did Lindsey really say I gotchu Turtle? I’ll die and you can stay on life support
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Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife
July 12, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Interesting to see McConnell honoring the ancient pharaoh's tradition of taking your pet along with you to the afterlife
You are most certainly allowed to not like my tweets. I have been told quite literally my entire life that no one likes me and that fucked me up most of my 20’s and my early 30’s but like I am so tired of having to give a shit 🤷🏻♀️
July 7, 2026 at 9:11 PM
You are most certainly allowed to not like my tweets. I have been told quite literally my entire life that no one likes me and that fucked me up most of my 20’s and my early 30’s but like I am so tired of having to give a shit 🤷🏻♀️
Do I usually piss people off with my honest yet hot takes? Yes. Do I care? Not usually but especially not today.
July 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Do I usually piss people off with my honest yet hot takes? Yes. Do I care? Not usually but especially not today.
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The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
July 7, 2026 at 3:40 AM
The older I get the more I understand why cats just walk away mid conversation.
I legit am so over everyone’s shit today. I don’t want to write my invoice, I don’t want to come to work it’s hot outside. Bro no one wants to work, why would we?? I want to live in like fucking Denmark where they pay me to just exist and healthcare is free. But here we are.
July 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
I legit am so over everyone’s shit today. I don’t want to write my invoice, I don’t want to come to work it’s hot outside. Bro no one wants to work, why would we?? I want to live in like fucking Denmark where they pay me to just exist and healthcare is free. But here we are.
Yall, I know charities need funds but calling in and requesting the security deposit of someone who literally died late last week in their home and the cops won’t even let me in the unit yet, is a bit…callous.
July 6, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Yall, I know charities need funds but calling in and requesting the security deposit of someone who literally died late last week in their home and the cops won’t even let me in the unit yet, is a bit…callous.
I went to a new nail tech today. I had told her I had a hard gel product on my nails that I assume she would want to remove. I sit down in her chair & she goes well you never told me you had product on. I was like ok fine, whatever. Then she was like you have to be honest with me in the future. 1/
June 30, 2026 at 2:59 PM
I went to a new nail tech today. I had told her I had a hard gel product on my nails that I assume she would want to remove. I sit down in her chair & she goes well you never told me you had product on. I was like ok fine, whatever. Then she was like you have to be honest with me in the future. 1/
Be an adult they said. Buy a home they said. You did all that and now you’re arguing with a roof contractor about putting on your roof in a timely manner and with your insurance company because your roofer’s definition of a timely manner and the insurance company’s are definitely not the same.
June 30, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Be an adult they said. Buy a home they said. You did all that and now you’re arguing with a roof contractor about putting on your roof in a timely manner and with your insurance company because your roofer’s definition of a timely manner and the insurance company’s are definitely not the same.
I just need people to use their brains today.
June 26, 2026 at 3:48 PM
I just need people to use their brains today.
Disney people, no one cares if you have an AP, you still can’t park at springs and take the boat to the French quarter resort. Please stop asking if you can just because you have an AP, no you can’t.
June 17, 2026 at 10:29 PM
Disney people, no one cares if you have an AP, you still can’t park at springs and take the boat to the French quarter resort. Please stop asking if you can just because you have an AP, no you can’t.
Why is it so hard to have adult friendships?
May 31, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Why is it so hard to have adult friendships?
I have been working with this young woman who is a recovering addict to find a place to rent. Finally got someone willing to work with her and now the charity footing her bills is dragging their feet, because she “picked an area outside the norm”. Yeah we found her an area that isn’t a drug den. 1/
May 27, 2026 at 9:08 PM
I have been working with this young woman who is a recovering addict to find a place to rent. Finally got someone willing to work with her and now the charity footing her bills is dragging their feet, because she “picked an area outside the norm”. Yeah we found her an area that isn’t a drug den. 1/
If you’ve ever said to yourself while around me during a work day, why do you pop lorazepam like candy? Well it’s because I’m scar and the hyenas are my contractors some days.
May 12, 2026 at 3:41 PM
If you’ve ever said to yourself while around me during a work day, why do you pop lorazepam like candy? Well it’s because I’m scar and the hyenas are my contractors some days.
Some of these people going to LA for #SWCLA need Jesus and I don’t believe in Jesus. They’re like it’s LA you need a gun everywhere. It’s like yall have literally never been anywhere have you??
May 7, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Some of these people going to LA for #SWCLA need Jesus and I don’t believe in Jesus. They’re like it’s LA you need a gun everywhere. It’s like yall have literally never been anywhere have you??
Anyone else like all my major life events have happened during like the worst times in the last 40 years and you just want some normalcy?
May 7, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Anyone else like all my major life events have happened during like the worst times in the last 40 years and you just want some normalcy?
Jobs continue to get crazier, yesterday someone wanted me to have my contractors license, my real estate license and an LCAM. Today instead of a contractors license you need to have a law license. Yes they paid the same, less than $75k a year. Pretty sure I am being ghosted after yesterday. 1/
April 28, 2026 at 1:36 PM
Jobs continue to get crazier, yesterday someone wanted me to have my contractors license, my real estate license and an LCAM. Today instead of a contractors license you need to have a law license. Yes they paid the same, less than $75k a year. Pretty sure I am being ghosted after yesterday. 1/
So I have been job shopping probably off & on for a year, some months more seriously than others. I have been ghosted A LOT. Like some1 calls they want an interview ask for availability I provide it, then crickets. Heck I had one back around the holidays that made the interview & just didn’t show 1/
April 27, 2026 at 10:21 PM
So I have been job shopping probably off & on for a year, some months more seriously than others. I have been ghosted A LOT. Like some1 calls they want an interview ask for availability I provide it, then crickets. Heck I had one back around the holidays that made the interview & just didn’t show 1/
I was sitting at a bar tonight enjoying a glass of wine, when I heard an elderly couple say they wanted to be further south into town where it was quieter. The bar tender, a lifetime local, said that part of town was more suburban more residential, newer, less cultural. They PERKED UP
April 23, 2026 at 3:34 AM
I was sitting at a bar tonight enjoying a glass of wine, when I heard an elderly couple say they wanted to be further south into town where it was quieter. The bar tender, a lifetime local, said that part of town was more suburban more residential, newer, less cultural. They PERKED UP
Did we all like collectively forget that Star Wars was made in the 70’s and 80’s and Han had floppy, fluffy hair??
April 21, 2026 at 1:14 PM
Did we all like collectively forget that Star Wars was made in the 70’s and 80’s and Han had floppy, fluffy hair??