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The Witzelsucht Memorandum by Jeffrey Sacks. Sources groomed over 40 years in the administrative deep state, including Trump/RFK Jr. serfs who sought us out for a sympathetic ear & single malt. "Where Top-Hat, Red-Carpet Service is Practically A Motto!"
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Witzelsucht (vit'sel-zookt) [Ger.] a mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at which the patient himself is intensely amused. --Dorland's Medical Dictionary
When ruining a Reflecting Pool just isn't enough!
Kennedy Center Board Votes to Close After Judge's Decision
The Kennedy Center's board has voted to shut down after a judge rejected yet another bid to add President Donald Trump's name to the facility.
www.mediaite.com
September 15, 2026 at 8:06 PM
When ruining a Reflecting Pool just isn't enough!
DC Federal Courthouse, 5/25
September 14, 2026 at 10:23 PM
DC Federal Courthouse, 5/25
VANCE TO AMERICA: "It's not racist to say darker-skinned people are dirtier if I genuinely believe they are. Also, what's so bad about being a little racy"?"
September 14, 2026 at 3:47 AM
VANCE TO AMERICA: "It's not racist to say darker-skinned people are dirtier if I genuinely believe they are. Also, what's so bad about being a little racy"?"
I'm serious when I say I've lost track of all the recent revelations of literal Nazis working in high-level positions in Republican congressional campaigns and I would very much appreciate a journalist who took the time to detail as many of them as can fit into an article.
Ossoff: "Then there's the ex-staffer posting swastikas and Klan regalia. And the neo-Nazi with a million followers who produces neo-Nazi propaganda at Collins's house ... a man who won't take responsibility for what happens under his own roof can't be trusted with our national affairs."
September 13, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Wit Memo loves The New Yorker: takes guts it took to admit they had no idea til now that DC has a type of popular music called "go-go"! ("Who knew that go-go, a percussion-heavy funk sub-genre, is Washington's official music?" 7/20/26)
September 13, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Wit Memo loves The New Yorker: takes guts it took to admit they had no idea til now that DC has a type of popular music called "go-go"! ("Who knew that go-go, a percussion-heavy funk sub-genre, is Washington's official music?" 7/20/26)
Just in from OAN: Vice President Declares Darker-Skinned Americans 'Dirty'!
September 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Just in from OAN: Vice President Declares Darker-Skinned Americans 'Dirty'!
Peter Navarro finally produces evidence the 2020 election was "stollen"!
September 13, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Peter Navarro finally produces evidence the 2020 election was "stollen"!
Just in from GOP HQ: "The GOP's position on abortion has been consistent and unwavering. Abortion should be rare, discouraged, and limited only to billionaires' mistresses and teen daughters. And teen mistresses, just to close any loopholes."
September 12, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Just in from GOP HQ: "The GOP's position on abortion has been consistent and unwavering. Abortion should be rare, discouraged, and limited only to billionaires' mistresses and teen daughters. And teen mistresses, just to close any loopholes."
Are you troubled by journalists and their pesky, biased "gotcha" questions? Call the law firm of Bonesaw and Bonespurs today!
Trump: "Well, I had a call with MBS. He's a good friend of mine, and I can just say everything is gonna work out fine and dandy. It's gonna be very good."
September 12, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Are you troubled by journalists and their pesky, biased "gotcha" questions? Call the law firm of Bonesaw and Bonespurs today!
Found the election cheaters!
Trump Makes Crowd Swear Pledge to “Cheat Like Hell” This Election
Donald Trump led the audience at the Republican midterm convention in a chilling oath.
newrepublic.com
September 12, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Found the election cheaters!
Wit Memo visits Lake Trump!
September 11, 2026 at 6:12 PM
Wit Memo visits Lake Trump!
Wit Memo gets vaxxed! Got the latest Trump Covid Booster and the flu shot yesterday and, just like the original Trump Vaccine and each of the Trump Boosters, it had so many microchips it was like an injection of glitter water! Don't mind cause they've kept us Covid-free so far!
September 11, 2026 at 4:08 PM
Wit Memo gets vaxxed! Got the latest Trump Covid Booster and the flu shot yesterday and, just like the original Trump Vaccine and each of the Trump Boosters, it had so many microchips it was like an injection of glitter water! Don't mind cause they've kept us Covid-free so far!
Just in from Whitehouse. gov: "Your favorite President, Donald Trump, has honored Charlie Kirk's work Making America Great Again, and Owning the Libs, by awarding him the first-ever posthumous commission in the Space Force! Congratulations, Captain Kirk!"
September 10, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Just in from Whitehouse. gov: "Your favorite President, Donald Trump, has honored Charlie Kirk's work Making America Great Again, and Owning the Libs, by awarding him the first-ever posthumous commission in the Space Force! Congratulations, Captain Kirk!"
Wonkette nails it again. "Democrats are desperate for the media to think they're cool, while the media is desperate for Republicans to think they're cool." www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Republicans Unveil Secret Midterm Weapon, It Is Hasan Piker’s Dinglesmackus
Cook Political Report moves all races to ‘dresses left’.
www.wonkette.com
September 10, 2026 at 4:35 PM
Wonkette nails it again. "Democrats are desperate for the media to think they're cool, while the media is desperate for Republicans to think they're cool." www.wonkette.com/p/republican...
Hmmm ... anyone offering five grand for your vote right off the bat would certainly be willing to pay twenty! So quit insulting us like some skinflint cheapskate piker, Mr. President, and come back when you're willing to talk turkey!
At RNC midterm convention, Trump pitches $5,000 checks to U.S. citizens — but only if GOP wins House and Senate
President Trump vowed Wednesday to send a $5,000 "dividend" to every American citizen after the midterms, but only if Republicans hold onto control of Congress. He didn't offer details on how the paym...
www.cbsnews.com
September 10, 2026 at 2:08 PM
Hmmm ... anyone offering five grand for your vote right off the bat would certainly be willing to pay twenty! So quit insulting us like some skinflint cheapskate piker, Mr. President, and come back when you're willing to talk turkey!
MAGATs Show Off World's Biggest Man Crush
Republican Convention Shows Image of Underwear-Clad Hasan Piker – Who Responds, ‘What the F*ck?!’
President Donald Trump’s Republican midterm convention flashed a photo of left-wing streamer Hasan Piker posing in his underwear on the big screen Wednesday night, prompting a flabbergasted reaction f...
www.mediaite.com
September 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
MAGATs Show Off World's Biggest Man Crush
Just in: Anti-Choice Zealots Thanking Lindsay Clancy for Chance to Act Like They Care About People After They’re Born
September 9, 2026 at 6:42 PM
Just in: Anti-Choice Zealots Thanking Lindsay Clancy for Chance to Act Like They Care About People After They’re Born
Witzelsucht (vit'sel-zookt) [Ger.] a mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at which the patient himself is intensely amused. --Dorland's Medical Dictionary
September 9, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Witzelsucht (vit'sel-zookt) [Ger.] a mental condition characteristic of frontal lobe lesions and marked by the making of poor jokes and puns and the telling of pointless stories, at which the patient himself is intensely amused. --Dorland's Medical Dictionary
If you’ve read “Atlas Shrugged” - actually read the whole thing - then you know that (1) the writing is atrocious, and (2) this is a fact not subject to debate! www.witmemo.com/AtlasShrugge...
Atlas Shrugged - the Wit Memo book review
Wit Memo reviews "Atlas Shrugged." Or, The Emperor Has No Prose.
www.witmemo.com
September 9, 2026 at 5:50 PM
If you’ve read “Atlas Shrugged” - actually read the whole thing - then you know that (1) the writing is atrocious, and (2) this is a fact not subject to debate! www.witmemo.com/AtlasShrugge...