Wit Memo
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The Witzelsucht Memorandum by Jeffrey Sacks. Sources groomed over 40 years in the administrative deep state, including Trump/RFK Jr. serfs who sought us out for a sympathetic ear & single malt. "Where Top-Hat, Red-Carpet Service is Practically A Motto!"
Eugenics proceeding according to plan!
September 15, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Eugenics proceeding according to plan!
Why should taker babies get Free Stuff?!?
September 15, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Why should taker babies get Free Stuff?!?
Lutnick comes to mind too! And, is adding Ed Martin just scraping the bottom of the barrel?
September 15, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Lutnick comes to mind too! And, is adding Ed Martin just scraping the bottom of the barrel?
He's screwed the pooch again!
September 15, 2026 at 7:47 PM
He's screwed the pooch again!
Trump wants the Smithsonian to say that American slavery was just a jobs program with free room and board!
September 15, 2026 at 7:44 PM
Trump wants the Smithsonian to say that American slavery was just a jobs program with free room and board!
The slavery pooh-poohers gambits also include 'but whaddabout White indentured servants, huh?" They act like that's a real gotcha!
September 15, 2026 at 7:43 PM
The slavery pooh-poohers gambits also include 'but whaddabout White indentured servants, huh?" They act like that's a real gotcha!
Meanwhile the Sacklers themselves were talking about opioid addicts like Tony Soprano talking about "degenerate gamblers"!
September 15, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Meanwhile the Sacklers themselves were talking about opioid addicts like Tony Soprano talking about "degenerate gamblers"!
Missing the days when rat fucking was just a metaphor, screw the pooch was cute astronaut lingo!
September 15, 2026 at 7:07 PM
Missing the days when rat fucking was just a metaphor, screw the pooch was cute astronaut lingo!
... buk-buk-buk-BWAAAHHK-buk-buk! 🐔
September 15, 2026 at 7:00 PM
... buk-buk-buk-BWAAAHHK-buk-buk! 🐔
Confuse 'em by calling it the Trump Vaccine and the Trump Boosters, and praising him for standing side by side, arm in arm with Dr. Fauci in speeding development of the Trump Vaccine and its delivery into American arms!
September 15, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Confuse 'em by calling it the Trump Vaccine and the Trump Boosters, and praising him for standing side by side, arm in arm with Dr. Fauci in speeding development of the Trump Vaccine and its delivery into American arms!
Hey, it's Matt Whitaker, the guy who tried to sell special toilets for long-peckered men!😆
September 15, 2026 at 5:40 PM
Hey, it's Matt Whitaker, the guy who tried to sell special toilets for long-peckered men!😆
"buh-but if we do, will they call us commies??"
September 15, 2026 at 11:51 AM
"buh-but if we do, will they call us commies??"
Here in Wheaton MD we love our rep!!
September 15, 2026 at 11:35 AM
Here in Wheaton MD we love our rep!!
He can rescue it by leaving it alone!
September 15, 2026 at 2:28 AM
He can rescue it by leaving it alone!
He blowed up real good!
September 15, 2026 at 1:20 AM
He blowed up real good!
Master Race Rock - The Dictators
September 15, 2026 at 12:05 AM
Master Race Rock - The Dictators
Master Race Rock - The Dictators
September 15, 2026 at 12:03 AM
Master Race Rock - The Dictators
Congressional wrestling! He's goin' down! We're gonna slap the full nelson Rockafella and the filibuster sleeper hold on him!
September 15, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Congressional wrestling! He's goin' down! We're gonna slap the full nelson Rockafella and the filibuster sleeper hold on him!
Anyone offering five grand for your vote right off the bat would certainly be willing to pay twenty! So quit insulting us like some skinflint cheapskate piker, Mr. President, and shut up until you're willing to talk turkey!
September 14, 2026 at 6:09 PM
Anyone offering five grand for your vote right off the bat would certainly be willing to pay twenty! So quit insulting us like some skinflint cheapskate piker, Mr. President, and shut up until you're willing to talk turkey!
Illegal sez who? Need that check!😆
September 14, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Illegal sez who? Need that check!😆
Drowsy dozin' draft-dodgin' Donny!
September 14, 2026 at 3:35 PM
Drowsy dozin' draft-dodgin' Donny!
"Heard he's an angel who sits right next to God!'
September 14, 2026 at 3:27 PM
"Heard he's an angel who sits right next to God!'