Derek
@wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
A guy who accurately recreates Greek statues but with big dicks
October 6, 2026 at 3:15 AM
A guy who accurately recreates Greek statues but with big dicks
There are two guards guarding two paths. One only tells the truth, and the other likes big butts. How will you proceed through the Mix-a-Lot Maze
September 22, 2026 at 1:50 AM
There are two guards guarding two paths. One only tells the truth, and the other likes big butts. How will you proceed through the Mix-a-Lot Maze
Could I defeat every Catholic saint in 1v1 combat? Yeah. Probably. And I think thats beautiful.
September 19, 2026 at 5:20 AM
Could I defeat every Catholic saint in 1v1 combat? Yeah. Probably. And I think thats beautiful.
Bethesda has revealed that Elder Scrolls 6 will have Top, Bottom and Switch options in the character creator and they will have massive consequences throughout your playthrough
September 17, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Bethesda has revealed that Elder Scrolls 6 will have Top, Bottom and Switch options in the character creator and they will have massive consequences throughout your playthrough
*crafting a normal blade* Wow, this rules. I love making blades
*crafting a demon blade* Ah shit. Fuck. Aughhhh
*crafting a demon blade* Ah shit. Fuck. Aughhhh
August 29, 2026 at 4:11 AM
*crafting a normal blade* Wow, this rules. I love making blades
*crafting a demon blade* Ah shit. Fuck. Aughhhh
*crafting a demon blade* Ah shit. Fuck. Aughhhh
Incorrect, they are casting a foul spell. Without reactive defensive magic you will perish
A Roseate Spoonbill bringing it in for a hug.
#Coastal&River #BirdOfTheDay #birds #nature #wildlife #photography #pink
#Coastal&River #BirdOfTheDay #birds #nature #wildlife #photography #pink
August 29, 2026 at 2:20 AM
Incorrect, they are casting a foul spell. Without reactive defensive magic you will perish
Artisanally crafted webpages like the forums of old. A return of geocities pages. A beautiful internet waiting beyond the AI rubble.
August 27, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Artisanally crafted webpages like the forums of old. A return of geocities pages. A beautiful internet waiting beyond the AI rubble.
I love their matching pink scuba suits
August 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I love their matching pink scuba suits
The scales must be balanced. Cmon. Do it.
August 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
The scales must be balanced. Cmon. Do it.
It's always wild when academics rally behind some stupid racist who gets fired for being a stupid racist as if normal people don't get fired for literally no reason and also their stupid racist shouldn't be breathing, let alone working in academia
August 24, 2026 at 3:16 AM
It's always wild when academics rally behind some stupid racist who gets fired for being a stupid racist as if normal people don't get fired for literally no reason and also their stupid racist shouldn't be breathing, let alone working in academia
Listen, a man may seek a noble pursuit, simply looking for a spiritual successor to the videogame Mr Mosquito, and yet he may find only a porn game. This is not his sin.
August 22, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Listen, a man may seek a noble pursuit, simply looking for a spiritual successor to the videogame Mr Mosquito, and yet he may find only a porn game. This is not his sin.
Future TV Pitch: A reality show where different alien species try each others drugs and just have a real good time
August 17, 2026 at 4:13 AM
Future TV Pitch: A reality show where different alien species try each others drugs and just have a real good time
Exactly how I want to live my life
August 16, 2026 at 2:24 AM
Exactly how I want to live my life
One of my favorite genres of reddit post is a guy in a hobby/fandom subreddit posting about how he is getting divorced and how he can now buy more guitars or drink his Tool Wine
August 15, 2026 at 5:34 PM
One of my favorite genres of reddit post is a guy in a hobby/fandom subreddit posting about how he is getting divorced and how he can now buy more guitars or drink his Tool Wine
Going COVID social distancing for facials is wild
August 10, 2026 at 3:39 AM
Going COVID social distancing for facials is wild
Was gonna make a joke about how there's no Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series OCs but I checked and there totally are. Would've been so embarrassing if I had posted that without proper fact checking
August 8, 2026 at 12:45 AM
Was gonna make a joke about how there's no Mighty Ducks: The Animated Series OCs but I checked and there totally are. Would've been so embarrassing if I had posted that without proper fact checking
*watching The Odyssey in 70 mm* Damn this shit is small. This fuckin sucks.
August 1, 2026 at 4:18 AM
*watching The Odyssey in 70 mm* Damn this shit is small. This fuckin sucks.
She is using the little wooden coaster I made as a pillow
July 26, 2026 at 6:36 AM
She is using the little wooden coaster I made as a pillow
That's one cylindrical man
July 26, 2026 at 5:09 AM
That's one cylindrical man
*Clinton voice* Sure people may enjoy Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey but what they really want is some Normalcy restored to politics
July 21, 2026 at 3:59 PM
*Clinton voice* Sure people may enjoy Christopher Nolan's The Odyssey but what they really want is some Normalcy restored to politics
Trying to explain Schrodinger's Cat: Ok so it's like how you don't know if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed until you check the news that day
July 13, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Trying to explain Schrodinger's Cat: Ok so it's like how you don't know if the Strait of Hormuz is open or closed until you check the news that day
Wild that the writers kept teasing Mitch McConnell's death and instead gave us Lindsay Graham outta nowhere
July 12, 2026 at 7:33 AM
Wild that the writers kept teasing Mitch McConnell's death and instead gave us Lindsay Graham outta nowhere
Just a girl and her Linux mini-pc
June 28, 2026 at 3:49 AM
Just a girl and her Linux mini-pc
Yes, I am the YouTuber who has become horrifically famous from my video 'Bi-ker Mice From Mars? Are Those Mice All Bi? Maybe' with a runtime of 7 hours and 19 minutes as an artistic nod towards Satantango, NOT THAT ANYONE NOTICED
June 23, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Yes, I am the YouTuber who has become horrifically famous from my video 'Bi-ker Mice From Mars? Are Those Mice All Bi? Maybe' with a runtime of 7 hours and 19 minutes as an artistic nod towards Satantango, NOT THAT ANYONE NOTICED
This dude looks like he would play Danny DeVito's role in a local musical production of Matilda
I’m sorry, no. This is not the guy who did the reflecting pool. No. Come on. We’re just putting a hat on a hat here.
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June 19, 2026 at 3:37 AM
This dude looks like he would play Danny DeVito's role in a local musical production of Matilda