Derek
@wittgensteinsmon.bsky.social
Was anarchistprince on Twitter before the cowards banned me
That dude looks like he would have been one of the top baseball players in like 1885
October 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
That dude looks like he would have been one of the top baseball players in like 1885
Well idk who they're gonna cast as Old Batman but I guess I'll watch Pattinson fuck him
October 5, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Well idk who they're gonna cast as Old Batman but I guess I'll watch Pattinson fuck him
That's just kid rock if he wasn't evil
October 4, 2026 at 3:29 AM
That's just kid rock if he wasn't evil
He's fucking up the country in ways nobody could have even imagined
October 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
He's fucking up the country in ways nobody could have even imagined
I may have air juggled my previous attorney, causing the stenographer to spontaneously type "ULTRA COMBO" into the record but what are my options
September 28, 2026 at 4:00 AM
I may have air juggled my previous attorney, causing the stenographer to spontaneously type "ULTRA COMBO" into the record but what are my options
The only ones I haven't watched are on my list to be watched and pretty firmly in the,"I know I'll love this" camp
September 22, 2026 at 5:07 AM
The only ones I haven't watched are on my list to be watched and pretty firmly in the,"I know I'll love this" camp
I know exactly 1 Buckcherry song and it is the radio edit of Crazy Bitch
September 21, 2026 at 9:38 PM
I know exactly 1 Buckcherry song and it is the radio edit of Crazy Bitch
Paying $3.5k and then they only play the radio edit version of Crazy Bitch
September 21, 2026 at 8:16 PM
Paying $3.5k and then they only play the radio edit version of Crazy Bitch
I always thought his hair looked awful but damn why did he do that
September 20, 2026 at 4:33 AM
I always thought his hair looked awful but damn why did he do that
It will be playable on every device known to man
September 17, 2026 at 1:04 PM
It will be playable on every device known to man
Getting pissed because there's no Mila Jovovich doing backflips
September 16, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Getting pissed because there's no Mila Jovovich doing backflips
You should be fined by the FCC for an obscenity violation for putting this man on tv
September 14, 2026 at 2:26 AM
You should be fined by the FCC for an obscenity violation for putting this man on tv
If you discount all the money I spend, my bank balance is actually very, very good
September 13, 2026 at 11:34 PM
If you discount all the money I spend, my bank balance is actually very, very good
"We asked our local dipshit nazi, what they said will shock you"
September 9, 2026 at 7:10 PM
"We asked our local dipshit nazi, what they said will shock you"
Ok but Kojima literally introduced me to bisexuality with a cool vampire who I want to fuck, and I will never disparage him.
September 7, 2026 at 6:23 AM
Ok but Kojima literally introduced me to bisexuality with a cool vampire who I want to fuck, and I will never disparage him.
Idk if this is even a minutely relatable experience but it just reminded me of the dragons fucking cars niche
September 7, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Idk if this is even a minutely relatable experience but it just reminded me of the dragons fucking cars niche
It's fucked up they were like, "Here's the bald people planet, they're all evil" when actually I would just be inventing new forms of metal and self hatred underneath a black sun like a chill dude
September 7, 2026 at 3:59 AM
It's fucked up they were like, "Here's the bald people planet, they're all evil" when actually I would just be inventing new forms of metal and self hatred underneath a black sun like a chill dude
Oof, I didn't get grounded but I did get yelled at and made to pause it (I was scared to hit any button cause I couldn't remember if it would just skip or pause the cutscene). I think they waited like 30 minutes so I get it tbh
September 2, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Oof, I didn't get grounded but I did get yelled at and made to pause it (I was scared to hit any button cause I couldn't remember if it would just skip or pause the cutscene). I think they waited like 30 minutes so I get it tbh
It plays so well I'm so disappointed we didn't get a bunch more games with the mechanics. I think my only real gameplay issue with MGSV is there wasn't like a nice indoors section really. Would love to have had an equivalent of like Big Shell or Shadow Moses on at least 1 map
September 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
It plays so well I'm so disappointed we didn't get a bunch more games with the mechanics. I think my only real gameplay issue with MGSV is there wasn't like a nice indoors section really. Would love to have had an equivalent of like Big Shell or Shadow Moses on at least 1 map
I did get in trouble as a kid cause my parents wanted to go to the store and I told them, "Sure, let me finish up this cutscene" without knowing how long the final cutscene was.
September 2, 2026 at 4:50 PM
I did get in trouble as a kid cause my parents wanted to go to the store and I told them, "Sure, let me finish up this cutscene" without knowing how long the final cutscene was.
I mean, that's literally the only thing he has going for him
August 29, 2026 at 4:56 AM
I mean, that's literally the only thing he has going for him