@wontonsoupski.bsky.social
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championing the forward-looking, proletarian bubble machine against the grim bourgeois dystopia of the bouncy castle, which attempts to find "fun" in the fortification of a feudal warlord.
May 26, 2026 at 10:32 PM
championing the forward-looking, proletarian bubble machine against the grim bourgeois dystopia of the bouncy castle, which attempts to find "fun" in the fortification of a feudal warlord.
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On the tube
May 21, 2026 at 9:07 AM
On the tube
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SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II--
THE POPE: (coughing) fuck!
SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness
THE POPE: (coughing) fuck!
SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness
Hot Ones is teasing their “biggest” episode yet.
Who do you think it is?
Who do you think it is?
April 4, 2026 at 12:21 AM
SEAN EVANS: As you tackle the fires of Da Bomb, a two-part question as a Chicagoan and a Pope: one, who wins a best-of-7 between the '05 White Sox and '16 Cubs, and two, as part of the Nostra Aetate dogma of Vatican II--
THE POPE: (coughing) fuck!
SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness
THE POPE: (coughing) fuck!
SEAN EVANS: careful around your eyes Your Holiness
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Has any start athlete become more unlikable than TB? (Not counting OJ who is in a league of his own)
August 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Has any start athlete become more unlikable than TB? (Not counting OJ who is in a league of his own)
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JOE RYAN AHAHAHAHA
June 21, 2025 at 5:39 PM
JOE RYAN AHAHAHAHA
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"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
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This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen
May 31, 2025 at 5:08 AM
This is one of the wildest thing I've ever seen
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I hate you so much.
May 29, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I hate you so much.
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“I’m sorry I Nazied while I was driving drunk”
a guy was getting heckled bc he was driving his company cybertruck so he did a tesla salute (sieg heil) at them and said a bunch of gay slurs. anyway his apology is awesome
May 5, 2025 at 1:10 AM
“I’m sorry I Nazied while I was driving drunk”
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Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
Why? Who is this meant to be good for? Nobody wants your shit AI books, never mind 8,000 in a year. Just a terrible idea and a horrible road the publishing industry is heading down.
November 25, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Jokes on them, I’m going to use AI to come up with 8000 businesses for dipshits
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A colleague emailed me today to flag the fact that the superb Fourth Circuit Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson ended a quotidian insurance opinion with an unusually introspective conclusion.
April 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
A colleague emailed me today to flag the fact that the superb Fourth Circuit Judge J. Harvie Wilkinson ended a quotidian insurance opinion with an unusually introspective conclusion.
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I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
April 19, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I invented a new phone to help save time in the morning
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Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
April 19, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Staple this to RFK Jr’s forehead.
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Do you know the difference between “$2 trillion” and “$150 billion”? About $2 trillion.
April 14, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Do you know the difference between “$2 trillion” and “$150 billion”? About $2 trillion.
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duck sorter
procedural animations
procedural animations
April 12, 2025 at 5:58 PM
duck sorter
procedural animations
procedural animations
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Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
April 9, 2025 at 6:33 AM
Biggest commitment to a 3 second joke I've ever seen
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Holy fuck the cover of upcoming edition of The New Yorker
March 30, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Holy fuck the cover of upcoming edition of The New Yorker
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March 26, 2025 at 6:23 PM
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Right now. Chicago.
March 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Right now. Chicago.
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Absolutely incredible transition from combinatorics to the material culture of Buddhism to an adapted Maslow’s hierarchy.
March 18, 2025 at 12:41 PM
Absolutely incredible transition from combinatorics to the material culture of Buddhism to an adapted Maslow’s hierarchy.
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These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
March 14, 2025 at 8:57 PM
These are the senators who collaborated with the GOP.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
Schumer
Fetterman
Cortez Masto
Durbin
King
Shaheen
Gillibrand
Schatz
Hassan
Peters
Don’t let them forget it. No peace for them.
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Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZ1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZ1...
Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
YouTube video by Veritasium
www.youtube.com
March 5, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Something Strange Happens When You Trust Quantum Mechanics
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZ1...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJZ1...