^Yarder^
@yarder.bsky.social
Adventurer. Outdoorsman. Hill William. Logger humor. Lover of arts, extremes, labels, and stickers.
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My wife texted me "I think our horse is haunted" then when I got home I just found her phone on the floor and "get out" was written on the wall in blood.
Did she write that to scare away the horse??
Did she write that to scare away the horse??
September 22, 2026 at 5:00 PM
My wife texted me "I think our horse is haunted" then when I got home I just found her phone on the floor and "get out" was written on the wall in blood.
Did she write that to scare away the horse??
Did she write that to scare away the horse??
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The priest at my snake church said vaccines are unsafe
September 8, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The priest at my snake church said vaccines are unsafe
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I always wondered who took this picture.
September 2, 2026 at 5:09 AM
I always wondered who took this picture.
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For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
January 9, 2025 at 11:24 PM
For sale: baby jetpack. Worn once
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Due to the recent highjacking incident, we’re no longer offering hot air balloon rides.
August 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Due to the recent highjacking incident, we’re no longer offering hot air balloon rides.
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Someone tell the Grim Reaper to stop swinging that scythe around blindfolded.
August 26, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Someone tell the Grim Reaper to stop swinging that scythe around blindfolded.
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When I randomly pause and begin reflecting on life
August 24, 2026 at 3:48 AM
When I randomly pause and begin reflecting on life
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this strange sound was the sound of the internet's birth
August 24, 2026 at 7:00 AM
this strange sound was the sound of the internet's birth
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try apologizing in the comments, but do it like a total narcissist.
August 24, 2026 at 9:00 AM
try apologizing in the comments, but do it like a total narcissist.
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Will AI ever understand sarcasm, or is that a human-only thing?
August 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Will AI ever understand sarcasm, or is that a human-only thing?
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Experts Warn Beef Could Act As Gateway Meat To Human Flesh https://theonion.com/experts-warn-beef-could-act-as-gateway-meat-to-human-fl-1825562946/
August 24, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Experts Warn Beef Could Act As Gateway Meat To Human Flesh https://theonion.com/experts-warn-beef-could-act-as-gateway-meat-to-human-fl-1825562946/
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This. All of this.
August 24, 2026 at 3:25 PM
This. All of this.
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I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
August 24, 2026 at 1:22 PM
I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.
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Nobody’s ever sad in a casino
August 20, 2026 at 4:36 AM
Nobody’s ever sad in a casino
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Fun Fact: They made a lot of sequels to The Land Before Time! My favorites are The Land Before Space, The Land Before Matter, and The Land Before Thermodynamics.
July 2, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Fun Fact: They made a lot of sequels to The Land Before Time! My favorites are The Land Before Space, The Land Before Matter, and The Land Before Thermodynamics.
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ngl i'm eating blueberries pretty cavalierly given the circumstances
August 20, 2026 at 7:02 AM
ngl i'm eating blueberries pretty cavalierly given the circumstances
Sipping a zinfandel and all I can think of is going to a convention in Florida and thanking the Washington company for all the black walnut sawdust. It made great mulch.
August 19, 2026 at 4:50 AM
Sipping a zinfandel and all I can think of is going to a convention in Florida and thanking the Washington company for all the black walnut sawdust. It made great mulch.
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As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
March 16, 2025 at 4:56 PM
As I make the jump to hyperspace, I realize I left the baby on top of the ship.
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August 16, 2026 at 12:00 AM
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There is nothing behind the wallpaper.
August 7, 2026 at 11:49 PM
There is nothing behind the wallpaper.
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Our Facebook account was hacked. The "Share Your Social Security Number For a Free Stay" contest is not real.
August 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Our Facebook account was hacked. The "Share Your Social Security Number For a Free Stay" contest is not real.