yeast-confections.bsky.social
@yeast-confections.bsky.social
Red-headed Jewish pastry chef at a goyische cafe, roaming the Great Plains.
End stage cornfield existentialism 🌽
Yenta vibes + cultural suspicion ✨
I shot betty Crocker 🎂
End stage cornfield existentialism 🌽
Yenta vibes + cultural suspicion ✨
I shot betty Crocker 🎂
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diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm,
bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass
heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl
refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass
we didn't start the fire...
bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass
heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl
refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass
we didn't start the fire...
August 21, 2026 at 1:56 PM
diarrhea Taylor Farms, salmonella chicken parm,
bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass
heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl
refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass
we didn't start the fire...
bags of frozen blueberries that straight-up kill your ass
heavy metal sourdough, listeria soup bowl
refreshing summer popsicle that's filled with shards of glass
we didn't start the fire...
Humans should maintain a small reserve of skills that haven’t been economically rational in at least seventy years. As enrichment.
August 21, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Humans should maintain a small reserve of skills that haven’t been economically rational in at least seventy years. As enrichment.
I’d like to formally propose a new addition to the DSM-5:
Authority-Induced Self-Awareness Deficit (AISAD): a cognitive disorder in which acquiring organizational authority produces a corresponding decline in self-awareness.
I have no qualifications in this field. But I do have a job.
Authority-Induced Self-Awareness Deficit (AISAD): a cognitive disorder in which acquiring organizational authority produces a corresponding decline in self-awareness.
I have no qualifications in this field. But I do have a job.
August 2, 2026 at 5:22 PM
I’d like to formally propose a new addition to the DSM-5:
Authority-Induced Self-Awareness Deficit (AISAD): a cognitive disorder in which acquiring organizational authority produces a corresponding decline in self-awareness.
I have no qualifications in this field. But I do have a job.
Authority-Induced Self-Awareness Deficit (AISAD): a cognitive disorder in which acquiring organizational authority produces a corresponding decline in self-awareness.
I have no qualifications in this field. But I do have a job.
That awkward moment when your coworker says, “At least we got raises,” and you’re like,
“Who the fuck is we?”
“Who the fuck is we?”
August 1, 2026 at 3:43 PM
That awkward moment when your coworker says, “At least we got raises,” and you’re like,
“Who the fuck is we?”
“Who the fuck is we?”
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I saw this post at two am, got mad about it, ruminated for a day, and chewed on it until it became an essay
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
July 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I saw this post at two am, got mad about it, ruminated for a day, and chewed on it until it became an essay
I saw this post at two am, got mad about it, ruminated for a day, and chewed on it until it became an essay
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
July 31, 2026 at 2:33 PM
I saw this post at two am, got mad about it, ruminated for a day, and chewed on it until it became an essay
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land lord: bad
sea lady: GOOD
sea lady: GOOD
July 29, 2026 at 9:59 PM
land lord: bad
sea lady: GOOD
sea lady: GOOD
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I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
July 29, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I don't want a "Smart Fridge" that orders milk for me. I want a fridge that lasts 25 years and doesn't have a privacy policy that allows it to share my late-night snacking habits with my health insurance provider.
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Ok so maybe we should've tried to be heroes for like 2 days?
July 30, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Ok so maybe we should've tried to be heroes for like 2 days?
You are never, ever going to convince me to make women’s sports my villain while almost every single collective men’s sport has spent lifetimes acting like violence against women like a PR problem.
July 29, 2026 at 5:50 PM
You are never, ever going to convince me to make women’s sports my villain while almost every single collective men’s sport has spent lifetimes acting like violence against women like a PR problem.
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
July 25, 2026 at 10:25 PM
Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?
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Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
July 24, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Let me stop you right there, pal. I couldn’t give less of a shit what the Camptown ladies are singing
At this point I’m too autistic to keep pretending something makes sense when it doesn’t.
July 25, 2026 at 12:57 PM
At this point I’m too autistic to keep pretending something makes sense when it doesn’t.
There was Nebraska before the deep-fried grilled cheese and Nebraska after the deep-fried grilled cheese.
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The Unlikely Survival of the Cheese Frenchee
A forgotten restaurant stayed part of Nebraska anyway
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July 24, 2026 at 3:11 PM
There was Nebraska before the deep-fried grilled cheese and Nebraska after the deep-fried grilled cheese.
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Shout out to us girls who aren't really thick, but not skinny. Just got that extra 17 pounds of garlic bread and tacos.
July 23, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Shout out to us girls who aren't really thick, but not skinny. Just got that extra 17 pounds of garlic bread and tacos.
The amount of rage people reserve for women with almost no institutional power should probably be redirected toward people with some.
July 23, 2026 at 11:23 AM
The amount of rage people reserve for women with almost no institutional power should probably be redirected toward people with some.
Not every bad take by a woman needs to become a referendum on women.
Some of you have been waiting years to dust off those WNBA jokes.
Are you mad at Sophie Cunningham. Or are you just delighted to have a socially acceptable excuse to dunk on women.
Some of you have been waiting years to dust off those WNBA jokes.
Are you mad at Sophie Cunningham. Or are you just delighted to have a socially acceptable excuse to dunk on women.
July 23, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Not every bad take by a woman needs to become a referendum on women.
Some of you have been waiting years to dust off those WNBA jokes.
Are you mad at Sophie Cunningham. Or are you just delighted to have a socially acceptable excuse to dunk on women.
Some of you have been waiting years to dust off those WNBA jokes.
Are you mad at Sophie Cunningham. Or are you just delighted to have a socially acceptable excuse to dunk on women.
If your response to one woman athlete’s comments is “actually women’s sports are a joke,” you weren’t criticizing her. You were just waiting for permission to say that.
July 23, 2026 at 2:05 AM
If your response to one woman athlete’s comments is “actually women’s sports are a joke,” you weren’t criticizing her. You were just waiting for permission to say that.
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By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
July 21, 2026 at 6:19 PM
By far the funniest moment in Homer’s Odyssey is when Circe says, “Shall we have sex?” and Odysseus says, “You just turned all my men into pigs. You have the GALL to think I would sleep with you? Of course I will. Absolutely. But don’t do any weird spells”
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Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is…
What is your weirdest actual accomplishment?
Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
What is your weirdest actual accomplishment?
Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
July 22, 2026 at 12:28 PM
Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is…
What is your weirdest actual accomplishment?
Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
What is your weirdest actual accomplishment?
Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
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“That’s the funny thing about ordinary life.
You don’t notice its culture until somebody else doesn’t recognize it.” - @yeast-confections.bsky.social
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You don’t notice its culture until somebody else doesn’t recognize it.” - @yeast-confections.bsky.social
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The Least Performative Breakfast in America
Don’t Put Microgreens on My Grandmother’s Recipe
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July 20, 2026 at 12:34 PM
“That’s the funny thing about ordinary life.
You don’t notice its culture until somebody else doesn’t recognize it.” - @yeast-confections.bsky.social
open.substack.com/pub/yeastcon...
You don’t notice its culture until somebody else doesn’t recognize it.” - @yeast-confections.bsky.social
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Substack just added AI labels. I’d like a formal apology from everyone who’s accused me of using it.
July 22, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Substack just added AI labels. I’d like a formal apology from everyone who’s accused me of using it.
Biscuits and gravy looks like the “before” photo for another food.
July 19, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Biscuits and gravy looks like the “before” photo for another food.
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My painting UNTITLED.
July 17, 2026 at 4:20 AM
My painting UNTITLED.
Biscuits and gravy is the culinary equivalent of showing up in sweatpants and somehow being the coolest person there.
July 17, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Biscuits and gravy is the culinary equivalent of showing up in sweatpants and somehow being the coolest person there.