Time to revisit this
July 24, 2026 at 5:34 AM
Time to revisit this
I know it’s bad energy or whatever to have your bed up against a wall but if I don’t have a solid surface to brace myself against my skeleton will simply collapse in my sleep. So. I do what I gotta do
July 24, 2026 at 5:30 AM
I know it’s bad energy or whatever to have your bed up against a wall but if I don’t have a solid surface to brace myself against my skeleton will simply collapse in my sleep. So. I do what I gotta do
Help I ate a pb&j and then laid down and now my esophagus is burning off
March 2, 2026 at 5:22 AM
Help I ate a pb&j and then laid down and now my esophagus is burning off
I stg every time I turn a corner in therapy/unmasking I find my autism there flipping me off and going “Lmao you hate fabric Band-Aids and the smell of geraniums actually. Go fuck yourself”
February 13, 2026 at 3:13 AM
I stg every time I turn a corner in therapy/unmasking I find my autism there flipping me off and going “Lmao you hate fabric Band-Aids and the smell of geraniums actually. Go fuck yourself”
Well yogurt and diet Dr. Pepper on an empty stomach isn’t a good combination. In case anyone was wondering.
January 30, 2026 at 9:44 AM
Well yogurt and diet Dr. Pepper on an empty stomach isn’t a good combination. In case anyone was wondering.
My kingdom for a humidifier that doesn’t leak all over the goddamn floor
January 28, 2026 at 8:40 PM
My kingdom for a humidifier that doesn’t leak all over the goddamn floor
There’s a certain irony in chasing your two separate antacid prescriptions with orange juice. But what can I say I’m a complex bitch
January 27, 2026 at 3:02 AM
There’s a certain irony in chasing your two separate antacid prescriptions with orange juice. But what can I say I’m a complex bitch
The internet has been truly unusable for me in the past week. All my social media feeds are slingshotting between graphic videos of people being gunned down in the streets and GIFs of those gay hockey players sucking each other off in the shower
January 26, 2026 at 7:40 PM
The internet has been truly unusable for me in the past week. All my social media feeds are slingshotting between graphic videos of people being gunned down in the streets and GIFs of those gay hockey players sucking each other off in the shower
Hyperhidrosis fuckin sucks man. Wym I’m just Damp 24/7/365
January 26, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Hyperhidrosis fuckin sucks man. Wym I’m just Damp 24/7/365
What do you mean people actually BUY rubber bands and they don’t just mysteriously accumulate in a drawer full of paper clips, dead batteries, and pens that only work half the time
January 2, 2026 at 11:08 PM
What do you mean people actually BUY rubber bands and they don’t just mysteriously accumulate in a drawer full of paper clips, dead batteries, and pens that only work half the time
Category 5 Toaster Incident
December 16, 2025 at 5:08 AM
Category 5 Toaster Incident
manic pixie dream girl to autistic adult woman pipeline. Is this anything
December 16, 2025 at 5:02 AM
manic pixie dream girl to autistic adult woman pipeline. Is this anything
Everybody give it up for bread and cheese
December 2, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Everybody give it up for bread and cheese
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"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
July 18, 2025 at 4:12 AM
"i asked grok" "i asked chatgpt" yeah well i asked carl sagan and he said the greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance but the illusion of knowledge 🧪
My life has improved remarkably since I figured out that the stress of Doing Stuff is much easier to manage than the stress of Not Doing Stuff
September 25, 2025 at 2:28 AM
My life has improved remarkably since I figured out that the stress of Doing Stuff is much easier to manage than the stress of Not Doing Stuff
Haribo cola gummies my beloved
September 17, 2025 at 11:16 PM
Haribo cola gummies my beloved
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him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
November 22, 2024 at 2:18 AM
him: will you at least act normal when my folks get here
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
me: *flipping a pancake and reading it like a tarot card* bad news
Viral sound bites are truly a pestilence upon ADHDers across the globe
September 4, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Viral sound bites are truly a pestilence upon ADHDers across the globe
Actually yes my circus yes my monkeys. But by god am I gonna complain about it the whole way there and back
September 4, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Actually yes my circus yes my monkeys. But by god am I gonna complain about it the whole way there and back
Been watching this spider crawl around on my ceiling for twenty minutes like. Brother I do not mind being roommates with you but if you get directly overhead we’re gonna have a problem
September 4, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Been watching this spider crawl around on my ceiling for twenty minutes like. Brother I do not mind being roommates with you but if you get directly overhead we’re gonna have a problem
Well if it’s not one thing it’s another. And most of the time it’s both.
September 4, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Well if it’s not one thing it’s another. And most of the time it’s both.
Bread bowls sure are a fantastic excuse to eat an entire loaf of sourdough in one sitting
September 3, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Bread bowls sure are a fantastic excuse to eat an entire loaf of sourdough in one sitting
Sustainability tip: single-use plastic can become multi-use plastic if you’re brave and pure of heart
September 2, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Sustainability tip: single-use plastic can become multi-use plastic if you’re brave and pure of heart
When you’re maxxed out on Tylenol and everything still fucking hurts
September 1, 2025 at 3:41 AM
When you’re maxxed out on Tylenol and everything still fucking hurts
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Waking up to 60° weather and not 90° weather
July 31, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Waking up to 60° weather and not 90° weather