#$FNMA
A reminder that FNMA is very possibly the most corrupt part of the current Republican government.
BREAKING: Fannie Mae says it will start accepting crypto-backed mortgages.

The mortgage-finance giant will let home buyers pledge their crypto holdings when getting a mortgage.

Fannie is backed by the government and overseen by the Federal Housing Finance Agency.

www.wsj.com/real-estate/...
Fannie Mae to Accept Crypto-Backed Mortgages for the First Time
The move allows home buyers to pledge bitcoin and other cryptocurrencies when making a down payment.
www.wsj.com
March 27, 2026 at 1:11 AM
FNMA Coded Characters
January 19, 2025 at 5:56 AM
$FNMA got ramped above $8 today

not so much now, Billy
March 31, 2026 at 5:26 PM
January 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Quarterly check in for crazy Uncle Bill’s Pershing square.

Down 16.2% in Q1 even after the silly fnma pump.
Weekly check in on Uncle Bill's Pershing Square.

Now down 19.0% YTD through March 24th.
Crazy Uncle Bill Pershing square melting down 14.8% ytd.

Yikes.
April 1, 2026 at 10:18 PM
if $FNMA gets smacked any farther Bill Ackman is going have ask for the 10k he gave to the ICE killer back
January 16, 2026 at 3:09 PM
let's check on how lil Billy Pulte's incessant jawboning around #$FNMA is going

one year change -65%

you don't say

(lil Billy Ackman hardest hit -- literally down $1b!)
September 16, 2026 at 3:25 PM
가나디요정과 깜고요정
October 5, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Das neue fnma Magazin ist online, und es ist sehr umfangreich geworden: gleich 18 Beiträge zum Thema "Erfahrungen mit KI in der Lehre"! www.fnma.at/medien/fnma-... #fnma
October 6, 2023 at 6:41 PM
one of my favourite Looting Index indicators, FNMA common, also flying
November 14, 2024 at 9:57 AM
This Looting Index put together by @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social is useful. BTC not in it but does include:

TSLA
FNMA (privatization grift)
UMAC (drones)
PLTR (Teil)
CXW (private prisons)
AXON (cop tech)
CLBR (gun retail SPAC)
JEMA (lol - EM ETF)
MSTR (leveraged bitcoin)
ROIV (Vivek's co)
February 28, 2025 at 2:14 AM
아기 용들 갖고 싶어요😘

bsky.app/profile/fnma...
용술사AU
광룡키시암룡유더

애기때부터 친했어요~~~
October 6, 2026 at 5:30 AM
LOL - Dear Americans, your FNMA mortgages are now classified "Top Secret"
🚨 Trump names Bill Pulte as acting Director of National Intelligence — Pulte will also keep his current role as head of the Federal Housing and Finance Agency
June 2, 2026 at 1:14 PM
A government run by tweets that can be and probably are being front run.
FNMA +13-%
April 14, 2025 at 2:12 PM
It would seem that this news is about two days old for some 🤔
May 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
#fnma Talk: Erfahrungen mit KI in der Lehre. 18.10., 10:00. www.fnma.at/medien/fnma-... #fnma
October 6, 2023 at 6:46 PM
these things are becoming a great sentiment indicator

*FANNIE MAE SHARES RISE 8.8% ON OPEN; FREDDIE MAC GAINS 5.9%
March 24, 2025 at 1:32 PM
BUY $FNMA (FNMA.PK) [StrategicCollaboration] @ 14:00:24Z
October 8, 2026 at 2:00 PM
inexplicable $FNMA would be up >40% because Bill Ackman sez!

truly one of the stupidest moves I've ever seen

he has been talking this book for years
March 30, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Im a mortgage underwriter... only people with legal residency can qualify for FNMA, FHLMC, FHA, VA, Non conforming, USDA, HELOCs, etc. Etc. Loans... when is some reporter gonna just stop them and say wait, what...not even possible my dude and call Bullshit???
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Ackman must be slaying it in his $FNMA spaces presentation eh?
January 16, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Dumbass has no idea on FNMA guidelines.
July 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
깜짝 깜고
October 6, 2026 at 1:55 AM
It's honestly becoming embarrassing (for him): is sucking up to Trump for $FNMA/$FMCC existential for his fund?
April 13, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Quick markets check....stonks flushing to session lows -72 bps. NASDAQ 100 lead (-133 bps), Magnificent 7 down 2.2%, AI picks and shovels -4.0% (VRT the worst performer in the R1K -8.7%). Other notable laggards: CVNA, SMCI, DJT, GRAL, MRVL, HOOD, VST. FNMA off almost 4%. Lotta risk bids missing.
March 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM