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November 7, 2026 at 8:22 PM
FLORIDA STATE WINS
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If you are in line to spawn camp Asmongold, STAY in line.
Apparently people playing WoW Forever is spawn camping Asmongold’s character so he can’t even play the game
Big if true 👀👀👀
Big if true 👀👀👀
November 8, 2026 at 8:51 PM
If you are in line to spawn camp Asmongold, STAY in line.
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
November 4, 2026 at 2:18 AM
If you are in line to get all your kids transgendered, STAY IN LINE
Hundreds of thousands join Amsterdam’s ‘Red Line’ protest against Israel https://aje.news/fi2044
November 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Hundreds of thousands join Amsterdam’s ‘Red Line’ protest against Israel https://aje.news/fi2044
Good line by George
My quote of the day
Republicans today have given the country conservatism in the spirit of Sarah Palin, whose ignorance about the world, contempt for expertise, and raw appeals to white identity politics presaged Trump's incendiary campaign.
George Packer
Republicans today have given the country conservatism in the spirit of Sarah Palin, whose ignorance about the world, contempt for expertise, and raw appeals to white identity politics presaged Trump's incendiary campaign.
George Packer
November 8, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Good line by George
If you’re in LINE to vote then STAY IN
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
November 3, 2026 at 7:59 PM
If you’re in LINE to vote then STAY IN
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
LINE and KEEP STAYING IN LINE and NEVER LEAVE THE LINE because the LINE IS SAFE and the LINE LOVES YOU all hail THE LINE the glorious LINE
If you're in line to point and laugh at a cybertruck, stay in line!
November 6, 2026 at 2:22 PM
If you're in line to point and laugh at a cybertruck, stay in line!
IF YOU’RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE!
The line for apologizing to Trinity Rodman starts here.
November 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
IF YOU’RE IN LINE, STAY IN LINE!
lmao we broke the podcast line
November 8, 2026 at 11:58 PM
lmao we broke the podcast line
Jump in the line, everybody’s nap time
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line, everybody’s nap time
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line 🎶
~ The Paratones
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line, everybody’s nap time
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line 🎶
~ The Paratones
November 7, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Jump in the line, everybody’s nap time
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line, everybody’s nap time
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line 🎶
~ The Paratones
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line, everybody’s nap time
(Okay, I believe you)
Jump in the line 🎶
~ The Paratones
Good writing isn't crafted as you go line by line, it is something that survives after you kill the rest of it
November 7, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Good writing isn't crafted as you go line by line, it is something that survives after you kill the rest of it
Today, November 8th, over 200,000 activists in Amsterdam, Netherlands, joined the Red Line protest in solidarity with the Palestinians and against the Israeli occupation's genocide on Gaza.
November 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
Today, November 8th, over 200,000 activists in Amsterdam, Netherlands, joined the Red Line protest in solidarity with the Palestinians and against the Israeli occupation's genocide on Gaza.
This is the best line in the game
November 8, 2026 at 3:55 AM
This is the best line in the game
Michigan! If you’re in line to vote—stay in line! Your vote is your voice. We need to hear you!
November 4, 2026 at 12:17 AM
Michigan! If you’re in line to vote—stay in line! Your vote is your voice. We need to hear you!
If your name is Dana White, and are in line to be press secretary, stay in line
November 8, 2026 at 8:11 PM
If your name is Dana White, and are in line to be press secretary, stay in line
If you're standing in line to celebrate, STAY IN LINE.
November 4, 2026 at 2:32 PM
If you're standing in line to celebrate, STAY IN LINE.
The line up
November 5, 2026 at 1:45 PM
The line up
November 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
November 3, 2026 at 3:18 PM
if you are in line to kick vivek ramaswamy in the balls, stay in line
Ukrainian soldiers survive 320 days of front-line hell.
November 8, 2026 at 7:20 AM
Ukrainian soldiers survive 320 days of front-line hell.
If you are in line to vote for an Onion sponsored bowl game…. stay in line. 
Quietly — and seriously — @theonion.com and @bencollins.bsky.social have been in negotiations to buy the bowl game America needs.
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
We are now trying to help make this vision a reality.
🍔 @mattbrown.bsky.social @kennymayne.bsky.social @sickoscommittee.org @redditcfb.com youtu.be/c4SpYlZjeYY?...
The Onion Pitches Pablo Torre (and ESPN) the Bowl Game America Needs | PTFO
YouTube video by PABLO TORRE FINDS OUT
youtu.be
November 5, 2026 at 2:50 PM
If you are in line to vote for an Onion sponsored bowl game…. stay in line. 
Rosebuds 9/4 - Hook, Line, Sinker
#Rosebudscomic
#Rosebudscomic
November 6, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Rosebuds 9/4 - Hook, Line, Sinker
#Rosebudscomic
#Rosebudscomic
Bottom line: pay graduate students a living wage.
More than 200 members of Harvard’s graduate student union rallied outside University Hall, delivering a letter urging deans to push the University toward a contract settlement 1 week into the year's 2nd strike.
José Luis Ortega Castro reports.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
José Luis Ortega Castro reports.
www.thecrimson.com/article/2026...
One Week Into Strike, Graduate Student Workers Rally at University Hall, Urge Deans to Intervene | The Harvard Crimson
More than 200 members of Harvard’s graduate student union rallied outside University Hall Tuesday, delivering a letter urging deans to push the University toward a contract settlement one week into…
www.thecrimson.com
November 8, 2026 at 4:02 PM
Bottom line: pay graduate students a living wage.
you can draw a straight line from the failure of the Sega Saturn to Jensen Huang Chinese Honeypot. history is amazing
November 9, 2026 at 1:01 AM
you can draw a straight line from the failure of the Sega Saturn to Jensen Huang Chinese Honeypot. history is amazing