Old Timer
Emily Carr
1931-32
Emily Carr
1931-32
November 4, 2026 at 8:30 PM
Old Timer
Emily Carr
1931-32
Emily Carr
1931-32
NYT having an all-timer today.
November 4, 2026 at 9:56 PM
NYT having an all-timer today.
Can New Zealanders win Pulitzer Prizes? This photo is an all-timer.
November 5, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Can New Zealanders win Pulitzer Prizes? This photo is an all-timer.
now THIS is a fucking trump post. "i am going to become a political pundit, both good and bad" is an all timer
November 4, 2026 at 6:25 AM
now THIS is a fucking trump post. "i am going to become a political pundit, both good and bad" is an all timer
New all timer video on my timeline thanks to Justin Briner
November 4, 2026 at 7:08 PM
New all timer video on my timeline thanks to Justin Briner
*sets timer on my phone for 90 minutes* OK democrats you got an hour and a half to fix the economy or I'm voting republican next time
November 4, 2026 at 7:19 PM
*sets timer on my phone for 90 minutes* OK democrats you got an hour and a half to fix the economy or I'm voting republican next time
a server tells you this… do you wait until the timer is done, or choose the red pill
November 5, 2026 at 3:48 AM
a server tells you this… do you wait until the timer is done, or choose the red pill
truly an immediate all-timer
November 5, 2026 at 4:57 PM
truly an immediate all-timer
defend the motherfucking burgertown. an all timer
November 3, 2026 at 4:53 PM
defend the motherfucking burgertown. an all timer
November 5, 2026 at 8:04 AM
here's a 5 minute timer as a GIF
November 3, 2026 at 9:46 PM
here's a 5 minute timer as a GIF
November 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
kind of an all timer fit honestly
November 5, 2026 at 6:02 AM
kind of an all timer fit honestly
just an all-timer in terms of political bulletin board material
November 4, 2026 at 3:58 AM
just an all-timer in terms of political bulletin board material
Instant all-timer.
QUICK, CORPORATIONS, PUT THE PRONOUNS BACK IN THE EMAIL SIGNATURES
November 4, 2026 at 7:09 AM
Instant all-timer.
"I don't want to expose anyone to the hate without warning" Oh, this is an all-timer
![Twitter screenshot from somebody who has the Israeli flag in their display name:
Rose Prasad @Roseprasad6383
Today was hard enough.
But my brainwashed daughter decided to unblock me long enough to send me rage bait ravings.
I'm done. Ijust can't anymore
Screen shots in the comments. I don't want to expose anyone to the hate without warning
10:08 AM - Nov 4, 2026 • 147.6K Views
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November 5, 2026 at 3:58 AM
"I don't want to expose anyone to the hate without warning" Oh, this is an all-timer
When the queue timer is more than 30m
November 4, 2026 at 4:41 PM
When the queue timer is more than 30m
god damn, this week is an all-timer
BREAKING: LIV Golf, the breakaway Saudi-funded tour that once aimed to take over professional golf, will shut down barring a last-minute rescue.
LIV Golf is headed toward bankruptcy barring a last-minute rescue
The breakaway golf tour indicated in documents filed in New Jersey Bankruptcy Court that it planned to shut down.
nbcnews.to
November 5, 2026 at 6:00 PM
god damn, this week is an all-timer
Hegseth is a short timer.
November 4, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Hegseth is a short timer.
I’ll never forget this all-timer Salon published back in 2016.
November 5, 2026 at 10:40 PM
I’ll never forget this all-timer Salon published back in 2016.
No disrespect to Talarico bc he did phenomenally, but Paxton is also a WOAT candidate. Hinojosa built that campaign from nothing against someone people thought was teflon and then outran every other state office + the generic ballot
Just an all-timer
Just an all-timer
November 5, 2026 at 3:47 AM
No disrespect to Talarico bc he did phenomenally, but Paxton is also a WOAT candidate. Hinojosa built that campaign from nothing against someone people thought was teflon and then outran every other state office + the generic ballot
Just an all-timer
Just an all-timer
All timer.
New today on the site:
“David Fincher’s THE GAME is a modern-day parable: an existential dread-induced morality play meticulously designed to drag a cold-hearted, Scrooge-ish fat cat down to the Twilight Zone-y pits of comeuppance.”
- @russellnichols.bsky.social
(🎨 by @bturnerinfo.bsky.social)
“David Fincher’s THE GAME is a modern-day parable: an existential dread-induced morality play meticulously designed to drag a cold-hearted, Scrooge-ish fat cat down to the Twilight Zone-y pits of comeuppance.”
- @russellnichols.bsky.social
(🎨 by @bturnerinfo.bsky.social)
The Game (1997): Your Application Was Rejected
The Game is a modern-day parable: an existential morality play meticulously designed to drag a Scrooge-ish fat cat down to the Twilight Zone-y pits of comeuppance.
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November 2, 2026 at 10:58 PM
All timer.
Instant crank all-timer, right to Twitter Cooperstown
November 3, 2026 at 3:20 AM
Instant crank all-timer, right to Twitter Cooperstown
put the oven on to cook sausages
set timer for 30 minutes
after 30 minutes, timer goes off
forgot to put the sausages in the oven
set timer for 30 minutes
after 30 minutes, timer goes off
forgot to put the sausages in the oven
November 5, 2026 at 11:00 AM
put the oven on to cook sausages
set timer for 30 minutes
after 30 minutes, timer goes off
forgot to put the sausages in the oven
set timer for 30 minutes
after 30 minutes, timer goes off
forgot to put the sausages in the oven
I wanted to do a flexie but I fell off my tippy toes before the timer ran out so here’s a candid blooper. #gay #musclegay #musclepanda #gayswholift
November 5, 2026 at 9:37 PM
I wanted to do a flexie but I fell off my tippy toes before the timer ran out so here’s a candid blooper. #gay #musclegay #musclepanda #gayswholift