#$XERS
There are now Gen Xers who are 60 years old.
January 2, 2025 at 1:25 PM
If they ban whistles switch to cowbells. It'll be fun for all the Gen Xers.

Because we need more cowbell.
January 28, 2026 at 12:58 AM
We Gen-Xers aren’t exactly beating those chronic lead poisoning allegations.
September 24, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Gen Xers love ring nothing more than watching Ring cameras. It's like they watch it and pretend it's PS2
October 18, 2024 at 6:17 AM
JFC, my fellow Gen-Xers.
November 6, 2024 at 3:17 PM
For non-gen Xers, that's Soundgarden's Fell on Black Days.
July 1, 2026 at 12:23 PM
accidentally left the hose on and gen xers were lined up around the block taking turns sucking it off
April 3, 2025 at 5:07 PM
You either die s millennial, or live long enough to see people your age post like gen xers
May 3, 2026 at 3:21 AM
The sole reason Gen-Xers will live to be 100…
December 1, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Presented without comment about Gen Xers
Economist/YouGov Poll
Net favorability of Donald Trump [at the start of his second term | now] among U.S. adult citizens by age
18-29: +5 | -29
30-44: -6 | -14
45-64: +12 | +1
65+: -4 | -8
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April 9, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Working on my theory that Xers are the most online damaged generation
January 31, 2026 at 3:32 AM
this is just the penthouse forum for reactionary 50 year old gen xers
September 29, 2024 at 3:56 PM
explaining the TikTok ban to Gen Xers
January 19, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I hate how much of my humour is informed by Gen Xers
October 17, 2025 at 5:24 PM
It's monochromatic Monday. Time for us old Xers to work.
December 8, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Gen Xers weren't hating the Beatles, they were figuring out that Revelvor is the best one.
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If it were, then Black Gen Xers would be big Trump voters.

They're not.
April 14, 2026 at 12:07 AM
Dream fulfilled for so many Xers
Kim Gordon and Kim Deal perform "Little Trouble Girl" as THE KIMS on Everybody's Live with John Mulaney. #EverybodysLive
March 20, 2025 at 4:07 AM
"a group therapy session for Gen Xers"
October 30, 2024 at 3:11 PM
Deep down all Gen Xers want to be dominated by the Hose. They want Sustenance from the Hose. They want Approval from the Hose
March 23, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Still blows my mind. WTF my fellow Gen xers???
April 28, 2026 at 7:36 PM
This kind of shit is reminiscent of Boomers sneering about Millennials/Xers yearning for "participation trophies."

And who conceived of/rewarded the kid Xers/Millennials with those trophies in the first place, cocksucker?

And now you have to gall to criticize/mock them over a thing YOU did?
No fuck off we're not calling this "Millennial grey" this shit was dictated completely by boomer retiree house flippers we absolutely had NO say in this
August 1, 2026 at 8:56 AM
gen-xers aren't the only ones with peers to apologize for
April 14, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Gen Xers and Millennials must reject this & form new models of elderhood.

Many Gen Xers want to retire @ 55-60 like our Silent generation forebears who had pensions. Sadly, we're not eligible for Medicare until age 65 or Social Security until age 67.

If we can afford to live, we will step aside.
March 12, 2026 at 5:08 PM