I expected things to get very stupid, but I’m not sure I expected things to get this stupid this quickly.
September 4, 2025 at 10:54 AM
I expected things to get very stupid, but I’m not sure I expected things to get this stupid this quickly.
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
December 20, 2025 at 8:12 PM
The EPSTEIN Files are a much quicker read than I expected.
This is both disgusting and expected.
The Scumbag-in-Chief
The Scumbag-in-Chief
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 PM
This is both disgusting and expected.
The Scumbag-in-Chief
The Scumbag-in-Chief
Today's harvest was much more than I expected
August 22, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Today's harvest was much more than I expected
‘I expected to lose’
He’s so predictably pathetic and insecure.
He’s so predictably pathetic and insecure.
April 2, 2025 at 7:32 PM
‘I expected to lose’
He’s so predictably pathetic and insecure.
He’s so predictably pathetic and insecure.
📉 GDP: lower than expected
📈 Inflation: higher than expected
The Trump effect in action
📈 Inflation: higher than expected
The Trump effect in action
August 2, 2025 at 5:05 PM
📉 GDP: lower than expected
📈 Inflation: higher than expected
The Trump effect in action
📈 Inflation: higher than expected
The Trump effect in action
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
July 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Cobweb-Covered Skeleton Gripping Senate Desk Expected To Seek 15th Term
this tweet did not end where i expected
September 4, 2024 at 12:12 AM
this tweet did not end where i expected
“What did they expect?” is kind of a misleading question.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
April 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
“What did they expect?” is kind of a misleading question.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
The people who supported them didn’t expect something very specific. They expected to own the libs. They expected people they resented to suffer. The expected the world to burn. It wasn’t about specifics.
March 16, 2026 at 7:47 PM
This is somehow much worse than what I expected
January 20, 2025 at 11:03 PM
This is somehow much worse than what I expected
Key takeaway from DOGE:
There’s less government fraud/waste than expected.
There’s less government fraud/waste than expected.
March 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Key takeaway from DOGE:
There’s less government fraud/waste than expected.
There’s less government fraud/waste than expected.
You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?
April 5, 2025 at 12:25 AM
You expected something different from a guy who inherited $400 million and went bankrupt?
The People's March turnout was greater than many expected. Keep fighting back! GREAT TURNOUT!
January 19, 2025 at 1:29 AM
The People's March turnout was greater than many expected. Keep fighting back! GREAT TURNOUT!
The cabinet is shaping up pretty much how I expected.
November 13, 2024 at 8:38 PM
The cabinet is shaping up pretty much how I expected.
Spiders in Australia are evolving faster than we expected....
August 17, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Spiders in Australia are evolving faster than we expected....
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
September 9, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Trump Claims He Can’t Be Expected To Remember Every Birthday Card He Sends To Child Molesters https://theonion.com/trump-claims-he-cant-be-expected-to-remember-every-birthday-card-he-sends-to-child-molesters/
Never expected aurhoritarianism would be ushered in by law firms
April 1, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Never expected aurhoritarianism would be ushered in by law firms
This is going much worse than I expected, and I expected it to be really, really bad.
November 14, 2024 at 12:56 AM
This is going much worse than I expected, and I expected it to be really, really bad.
No one expected the American Inquisition
Hegseth: "Today, at my direction, I'm establishing the Office of Religious Affairs. It will report straight to the top -- a direct line to the secretary ... as Psalm 33:12 extolls us, blessed is the nation in which God is the Lord"
October 1, 2026 at 8:43 AM
No one expected the American Inquisition
Biden, 52%: “low end approval”
Trump, 39%: proceeding “as expected”
Trump, 39%: proceeding “as expected”
At a hundred days into his presidency, Joe Biden had a 52% approval rating.
As we near the hundred days mark in his second term, Donald Trump has a 39% approval rating.
Here's how those numbers were framed by the media:
As we near the hundred days mark in his second term, Donald Trump has a 39% approval rating.
Here's how those numbers were framed by the media:
April 26, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Biden, 52%: “low end approval”
Trump, 39%: proceeding “as expected”
Trump, 39%: proceeding “as expected”
I mean, we all expected that right?
No other reason to have those documents
No other reason to have those documents
March 25, 2026 at 12:02 PM
I mean, we all expected that right?
No other reason to have those documents
No other reason to have those documents