By the way, I’d like to say a big thank you to all the stewards and members of the public who helped my son when he suddenly took ill at the match last night. Reassured us both not to worry about the mess and helped him get cleaned up before we left.
People are nice.
#NUFC
People are nice.
#NUFC
November 3, 2026 at 4:21 PM
By the way, I’d like to say a big thank you to all the stewards and members of the public who helped my son when he suddenly took ill at the match last night. Reassured us both not to worry about the mess and helped him get cleaned up before we left.
People are nice.
#NUFC
People are nice.
#NUFC
Was waiting for a 10-game sample, but last night's post-match comments (as much as the performance itself) have the alarm bells ringing for me at the moment.
I hope Jaissle proves me wrong starting at Fulham away this weekend. #NUFC
I hope Jaissle proves me wrong starting at Fulham away this weekend. #NUFC
Three months in: where are Newcastle United after the summer of upheaval?
A data-led look at Matthias Jaissle's start, testing what the pundits and the eye test have been saying against Hudl Statsbomb data.
www.editkev.football
November 3, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Was waiting for a 10-game sample, but last night's post-match comments (as much as the performance itself) have the alarm bells ringing for me at the moment.
I hope Jaissle proves me wrong starting at Fulham away this weekend. #NUFC
I hope Jaissle proves me wrong starting at Fulham away this weekend. #NUFC
It’s been lost in what followed but we have to ask what is wrong with our fans who don’t understand the concept of a minute’s silence as part of the #NUFC Remembrance. The PA repeated the silence request at least x3 times. It’s not the first time. What’s so difficult about being quiet for a minute?
November 3, 2026 at 11:31 AM
It’s been lost in what followed but we have to ask what is wrong with our fans who don’t understand the concept of a minute’s silence as part of the #NUFC Remembrance. The PA repeated the silence request at least x3 times. It’s not the first time. What’s so difficult about being quiet for a minute?
My wife is getting her make up done for a little party we're having tonight so I'm treating myself to some merch and a pint in The Strawberry. #NUFC
November 4, 2026 at 1:15 PM
My wife is getting her make up done for a little party we're having tonight so I'm treating myself to some merch and a pint in The Strawberry. #NUFC
I don’t think #NUFC looked badly coached tonight. It was worse - they looked uncoached. What was more worrying that after that appalling first half they listened to Jaissle at HT and proceeded to get worse. Disorganised. Shapeless. Sluggish. No courage or invention. Reminiscent of McClaren etc
Smart Car vs Mercedes Crash Test IIHS
ALT: Smart Car vs Mercedes Crash Test IIHS
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 10:57 PM
I don’t think #NUFC looked badly coached tonight. It was worse - they looked uncoached. What was more worrying that after that appalling first half they listened to Jaissle at HT and proceeded to get worse. Disorganised. Shapeless. Sluggish. No courage or invention. Reminiscent of McClaren etc
To paraphrase Dolly Parton - it cost a lot of money for #NUFC to be that shit.
Dolly Parton Clapping and Laughing on Late Night
ALT: Dolly Parton Clapping and Laughing on Late Night
static.klipy.com
November 2, 2026 at 10:21 PM
To paraphrase Dolly Parton - it cost a lot of money for #NUFC to be that shit.
I don't think I've ever watched a game where Newcastle players get in each others' way as much as this
Constantly seeing two players in the same place tripping each other up 🤷
#nufc
Constantly seeing two players in the same place tripping each other up 🤷
#nufc
November 2, 2026 at 9:40 PM
I don't think I've ever watched a game where Newcastle players get in each others' way as much as this
Constantly seeing two players in the same place tripping each other up 🤷
#nufc
Constantly seeing two players in the same place tripping each other up 🤷
#nufc
In case you missed it yesterday, I pulled together a newsletter about what the underlying data is showing (spoiler - it largely agrees with your eyes), but it's here should you fancy a read with a cofee this morning. #NUFC
Was waiting for a 10-game sample, but last night's post-match comments (as much as the performance itself) have the alarm bells ringing for me at the moment.
I hope Jaissle proves me wrong starting at Fulham away this weekend. #NUFC
I hope Jaissle proves me wrong starting at Fulham away this weekend. #NUFC
Three months in: where are Newcastle United after the summer of upheaval?
A data-led look at Matthias Jaissle's start, testing what the pundits and the eye test have been saying against Hudl Statsbomb data.
www.editkev.football
November 4, 2026 at 9:27 AM
In case you missed it yesterday, I pulled together a newsletter about what the underlying data is showing (spoiler - it largely agrees with your eyes), but it's here should you fancy a read with a cofee this morning. #NUFC
November 4, 2026 at 12:09 PM
The players might not be good enough to challenge top 6 but they're good enough to string 5 passes together.
MJ had some context, but we can see this isn't working, that it's not getting better & it looks like he doens't have the tools to turn it around. He's also turned on the players now #NUFC
MJ had some context, but we can see this isn't working, that it's not getting better & it looks like he doens't have the tools to turn it around. He's also turned on the players now #NUFC
Unless the players are shit… most of whom failed EH last year.
Not many managers would have picked up this lot.
Not many managers would have picked up this lot.
November 3, 2026 at 11:08 AM
The players might not be good enough to challenge top 6 but they're good enough to string 5 passes together.
MJ had some context, but we can see this isn't working, that it's not getting better & it looks like he doens't have the tools to turn it around. He's also turned on the players now #NUFC
MJ had some context, but we can see this isn't working, that it's not getting better & it looks like he doens't have the tools to turn it around. He's also turned on the players now #NUFC
Round pegs. Non existent holes.
Nowt about this attack feels suited to the personnel that we have.
No structure, intensity, zip or purpose with the ball. #nufc
Nowt about this attack feels suited to the personnel that we have.
No structure, intensity, zip or purpose with the ball. #nufc
November 2, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Round pegs. Non existent holes.
Nowt about this attack feels suited to the personnel that we have.
No structure, intensity, zip or purpose with the ball. #nufc
Nowt about this attack feels suited to the personnel that we have.
No structure, intensity, zip or purpose with the ball. #nufc
Hornicek
Hall
Botman
Thiaw
Dedic/Tino
Steur
Bamba
Miley/Nico
Toure
Osula
MFP
If this were the team it looked like Jaissle was trying to build, #nufc fans' patience would be endless. We'd all see it's a group of young lads trying to adapt to the league, to each other, and become a cohesive unit.
Hall
Botman
Thiaw
Dedic/Tino
Steur
Bamba
Miley/Nico
Toure
Osula
MFP
If this were the team it looked like Jaissle was trying to build, #nufc fans' patience would be endless. We'd all see it's a group of young lads trying to adapt to the league, to each other, and become a cohesive unit.
November 4, 2026 at 9:30 AM
Hornicek
Hall
Botman
Thiaw
Dedic/Tino
Steur
Bamba
Miley/Nico
Toure
Osula
MFP
If this were the team it looked like Jaissle was trying to build, #nufc fans' patience would be endless. We'd all see it's a group of young lads trying to adapt to the league, to each other, and become a cohesive unit.
Hall
Botman
Thiaw
Dedic/Tino
Steur
Bamba
Miley/Nico
Toure
Osula
MFP
If this were the team it looked like Jaissle was trying to build, #nufc fans' patience would be endless. We'd all see it's a group of young lads trying to adapt to the league, to each other, and become a cohesive unit.
⚫ Unique qualities 🔎
⚪ Fans can buy into Steur as faith in approach dwindles 👥
⚫ Tops progressive passes, carries & accuracy stats 🤩🎯
⚪ Imperfect solution to turn to 18yo early ⚖️
👀 Why it's time for Jaissle to expedite Sean Steur's ascension into #NUFC XI:
⚪ Fans can buy into Steur as faith in approach dwindles 👥
⚫ Tops progressive passes, carries & accuracy stats 🤩🎯
⚪ Imperfect solution to turn to 18yo early ⚖️
👀 Why it's time for Jaissle to expedite Sean Steur's ascension into #NUFC XI:
It may be time for Newcastle to expedite Sean Steur’s ascension to the starting XI (Gift Article)
The plan had been for the 18-year-old to be gently eased into the Premier League, but Newcastle could really use his talents now
www.nytimes.com
November 4, 2026 at 7:45 AM
⚫ Unique qualities 🔎
⚪ Fans can buy into Steur as faith in approach dwindles 👥
⚫ Tops progressive passes, carries & accuracy stats 🤩🎯
⚪ Imperfect solution to turn to 18yo early ⚖️
👀 Why it's time for Jaissle to expedite Sean Steur's ascension into #NUFC XI:
⚪ Fans can buy into Steur as faith in approach dwindles 👥
⚫ Tops progressive passes, carries & accuracy stats 🤩🎯
⚪ Imperfect solution to turn to 18yo early ⚖️
👀 Why it's time for Jaissle to expedite Sean Steur's ascension into #NUFC XI:
Ahh yeah. When the “players aren’t doing what I say” lines are coming out, the whole thing is cooked. Getting players to follow you is legit job #1 for a football manager. #nufc
⚫️⚪️ REACTION: Pretty strong stuff from Matthias Jaissle after the game as he accuses his #NUFC players of 'failing to carry out the tactical instructions they were given' in their 1-0 home defeat to Everton...
Read here...⬇️
Read here...⬇️
Matthias Jaissle accuses players of 'not doing what I told them to' in Everton defeat
Matthias Jaissle has accused his Newcastle United players of failing to carry out the instructions they were delivered ahead of their game with Everton
www.thenorthernecho.co.uk
November 3, 2026 at 6:40 AM
Ahh yeah. When the “players aren’t doing what I say” lines are coming out, the whole thing is cooked. Getting players to follow you is legit job #1 for a football manager. #nufc
Jaissle has not improved anything at #NUFC - our team play has not improved and individual performances are regressing. We are playing terrible football and losing football matches - some thoughts from me on how his exit is inevitable and what it might mean -
tf1892.substack.com/p/thru-black...
tf1892.substack.com/p/thru-black...
THRU BLACK & WHITE EYES - Sinking - 4/Nov/26
United lose the confidence of the home support as a mediocre Everton team beat us twice in four days and Mags wonder what Jaissle is doing.
tf1892.substack.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
Jaissle has not improved anything at #NUFC - our team play has not improved and individual performances are regressing. We are playing terrible football and losing football matches - some thoughts from me on how his exit is inevitable and what it might mean -
tf1892.substack.com/p/thru-black...
tf1892.substack.com/p/thru-black...
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC winger yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/773...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/773...
Jack Grealish expected to be out of Everton squad for Newcastle trip
Grealish was dropped for the Carabao Cup win against Newcastle on Thursday.
www.nytimes.com
November 2, 2026 at 2:50 PM
🚨 Jack Grealish not involved for Everton at Newcastle United tonight. #EFC winger yet to regain fitness following omission from EFL Cup win over #NUFC last week after breach of club discipline. Unclear if 31yo returns v Coventry on Friday 🚨
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/773...
@theathleticfc.bsky.social
www.nytimes.com/athletic/773...