Have realised what I really hate about being an adult is being forced to care about time and money.

Both are things that humans have invented to make themselves miserable.

You will never have enough of either of these made up things.

We're really stupid.

#StupidHuman

Yes, I'm a Tree Swallow ...
No, I don't swallow trees, I swallow insects ...
Well, yes, if the insect is tree-shaped I'd swallow it ...
Does owning a camera make every human this stupid?

📷Conversations with a Tree Swallow, southern Alberta 2024

🦉🐦 #birds #treeswallow #Canada #Alberta #stupidhuman

I'm not the mean one! #stupidhuman keeps pulling my lovely ruffles 😡

Hah! I lie! You buy cute kitty act dumb human?! Was good act, meow. Now meet happy family, #Caturday #party begin!!
#cats #stupidhuman #hahhah

1) subtle message ##stupidhuman
2) stupid birds
3) well it’s actually chilly #stupidweather

Im my #catpatrol for my #stupidhuman #potassium #keytolife & me getting #fed #wisecatadvice

Three months since I moved the silverware & I still go in the wrong drawer. A Collie woulda mastered this in 3 days. #stupidhuman

I #toldyou #again #really im glad you came #home with your #pantolenes #pants on! #highfive #feedme #stupidhuman

I have an irrational fear of most insects.

Tonight I dreamt a small, fuzzy almost cartoon like bee landed on me and patiently did not sting me while I freaked out to such an extent that I ripped the CPAP mask off my face and tore it apart at the joints.

#StupidHuman
#SaveTheBees