Have realised what I really hate about being an adult is being forced to care about time and money.
Both are things that humans have invented to make themselves miserable.
You will never have enough of either of these made up things.
We're really stupid.
#StupidHuman
Both are things that humans have invented to make themselves miserable.
You will never have enough of either of these made up things.
We're really stupid.
#StupidHuman
April 9, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Have realised what I really hate about being an adult is being forced to care about time and money.
Both are things that humans have invented to make themselves miserable.
You will never have enough of either of these made up things.
We're really stupid.
#StupidHuman
Both are things that humans have invented to make themselves miserable.
You will never have enough of either of these made up things.
We're really stupid.
#StupidHuman
Yes, I'm a Tree Swallow ...
No, I don't swallow trees, I swallow insects ...
Well, yes, if the insect is tree-shaped I'd swallow it ...
Does owning a camera make every human this stupid?
📷Conversations with a Tree Swallow, southern Alberta 2024
🦉🐦 #birds #treeswallow #Canada #Alberta #stupidhuman
No, I don't swallow trees, I swallow insects ...
Well, yes, if the insect is tree-shaped I'd swallow it ...
Does owning a camera make every human this stupid?
📷Conversations with a Tree Swallow, southern Alberta 2024
🦉🐦 #birds #treeswallow #Canada #Alberta #stupidhuman
July 29, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Yes, I'm a Tree Swallow ...
No, I don't swallow trees, I swallow insects ...
Well, yes, if the insect is tree-shaped I'd swallow it ...
Does owning a camera make every human this stupid?
📷Conversations with a Tree Swallow, southern Alberta 2024
🦉🐦 #birds #treeswallow #Canada #Alberta #stupidhuman
No, I don't swallow trees, I swallow insects ...
Well, yes, if the insect is tree-shaped I'd swallow it ...
Does owning a camera make every human this stupid?
📷Conversations with a Tree Swallow, southern Alberta 2024
🦉🐦 #birds #treeswallow #Canada #Alberta #stupidhuman
Jerk Howard AKA Stupidhuman
April 6, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Jerk Howard AKA Stupidhuman
StupidHuman:
•
"How deep is the frog pond?"
CleverFrog: 🐸
"KneeDeep".
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"How deep is the frog pond?"
CleverFrog: 🐸
"KneeDeep".
March 26, 2025 at 1:54 PM
StupidHuman:
•
"How deep is the frog pond?"
CleverFrog: 🐸
"KneeDeep".
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"How deep is the frog pond?"
CleverFrog: 🐸
"KneeDeep".
I'm not the mean one! #stupidhuman keeps pulling my lovely ruffles 😡
December 3, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I'm not the mean one! #stupidhuman keeps pulling my lovely ruffles 😡
Hah! I lie! You buy cute kitty act dumb human?! Was good act, meow. Now meet happy family, #Caturday #party begin!!
#cats #stupidhuman #hahhah
#cats #stupidhuman #hahhah
November 22, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hah! I lie! You buy cute kitty act dumb human?! Was good act, meow. Now meet happy family, #Caturday #party begin!!
#cats #stupidhuman #hahhah
#cats #stupidhuman #hahhah
ATTN AMERICAN DRIVERS...
I DO NOT drink & drive, as a matter of fact, I drink very little! Having said that, I WOULD REFUSE to do the field sobriety tests (what I more commonly refer to as stupidhuman tricks) & breathalyzer if I was pulled over. I also won't be chatting or answering questions...
I DO NOT drink & drive, as a matter of fact, I drink very little! Having said that, I WOULD REFUSE to do the field sobriety tests (what I more commonly refer to as stupidhuman tricks) & breathalyzer if I was pulled over. I also won't be chatting or answering questions...
April 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
ATTN AMERICAN DRIVERS...
I DO NOT drink & drive, as a matter of fact, I drink very little! Having said that, I WOULD REFUSE to do the field sobriety tests (what I more commonly refer to as stupidhuman tricks) & breathalyzer if I was pulled over. I also won't be chatting or answering questions...
I DO NOT drink & drive, as a matter of fact, I drink very little! Having said that, I WOULD REFUSE to do the field sobriety tests (what I more commonly refer to as stupidhuman tricks) & breathalyzer if I was pulled over. I also won't be chatting or answering questions...
November 27, 2025 at 2:03 PM
April 22, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Smartphone
Stupidhuman
Stupidhuman
August 29, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Smartphone
Stupidhuman
Stupidhuman
Three months since I moved the silverware & I still go in the wrong drawer. A Collie woulda mastered this in 3 days. #stupidhuman
December 6, 2024 at 7:51 AM
Three months since I moved the silverware & I still go in the wrong drawer. A Collie woulda mastered this in 3 days. #stupidhuman
I #toldyou #again #really im glad you came #home with your #pantolenes #pants on! #highfive #feedme #stupidhuman
April 22, 2025 at 8:16 PM
I #toldyou #again #really im glad you came #home with your #pantolenes #pants on! #highfive #feedme #stupidhuman
I have an irrational fear of most insects.
Tonight I dreamt a small, fuzzy almost cartoon like bee landed on me and patiently did not sting me while I freaked out to such an extent that I ripped the CPAP mask off my face and tore it apart at the joints.
#StupidHuman
#SaveTheBees
Tonight I dreamt a small, fuzzy almost cartoon like bee landed on me and patiently did not sting me while I freaked out to such an extent that I ripped the CPAP mask off my face and tore it apart at the joints.
#StupidHuman
#SaveTheBees
March 2, 2025 at 6:37 AM
I have an irrational fear of most insects.
Tonight I dreamt a small, fuzzy almost cartoon like bee landed on me and patiently did not sting me while I freaked out to such an extent that I ripped the CPAP mask off my face and tore it apart at the joints.
#StupidHuman
#SaveTheBees
Tonight I dreamt a small, fuzzy almost cartoon like bee landed on me and patiently did not sting me while I freaked out to such an extent that I ripped the CPAP mask off my face and tore it apart at the joints.
#StupidHuman
#SaveTheBees