DB Cats
March 17, 2025 at 12:55 AM
DB Cats
Schon toll, dass unter Gerhard Schröder damals die Deutsche Bundesbahn (DB) zu einer modernen Aktiengesellschaft (DB AG) umgebaut wurde, inklusive aller dazugehöriger Sitten und Rituale, z.B. Millionenboni für die DB-AG-Manager, auch wenn kaum ein Zug pünktlich ankommt!
#Bahn: 3 Millionen Euro Boni für den Bahnvorstand trotz Verfehlung des Pünktlichkeitsziels.
Die Anforderungen zur Erreichung der Boni für den Bahnvorstand liegen sehr niedrig, diese werden leicht erreicht, ohne dass die Bahn dabei merkbar besser funktioniert.
Die Anforderungen zur Erreichung der Boni für den Bahnvorstand liegen sehr niedrig, diese werden leicht erreicht, ohne dass die Bahn dabei merkbar besser funktioniert.
October 1, 2026 at 6:35 PM
Schon toll, dass unter Gerhard Schröder damals die Deutsche Bundesbahn (DB) zu einer modernen Aktiengesellschaft (DB AG) umgebaut wurde, inklusive aller dazugehöriger Sitten und Rituale, z.B. Millionenboni für die DB-AG-Manager, auch wenn kaum ein Zug pünktlich ankommt!
Best db character btw
November 20, 2024 at 6:54 PM
Best db character btw
Shirts that go hard db edition
December 26, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Shirts that go hard db edition
arte antiga de db que fiz junto com a @momorsa.bsky.social
September 14, 2024 at 8:49 PM
arte antiga de db que fiz junto com a @momorsa.bsky.social
Your 2024 Heisman Trophy winner is Colorado WR/DB Travis Hunter.
December 15, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Your 2024 Heisman Trophy winner is Colorado WR/DB Travis Hunter.
Kam Chancellor when another Seahawks DB had beef
September 5, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Kam Chancellor when another Seahawks DB had beef
Me when this starts
July 24, 2026 at 12:48 PM
Me when this starts
my otp plus db fanart
November 8, 2024 at 3:52 AM
my otp plus db fanart
Reisende soll man nicht aufhalten.
DB: LOL
DB: LOL
November 22, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Reisende soll man nicht aufhalten.
DB: LOL
DB: LOL
October 17, 2024 at 3:21 PM
December 15, 2024 at 11:25 PM
Marty McFly: I traveled back to 2004 in this Cybertruck
Doc Brown: What happened to it?
MM: No they're all like that
…
DB: What's 2024 like?
MM: You know Clippy?
DB: The paperclip?
MM: Everything has one now
DB: They made them useful?
MM: No they lie now
…
DB: You need my help to go back?
MM: Back?
Doc Brown: What happened to it?
MM: No they're all like that
…
DB: What's 2024 like?
MM: You know Clippy?
DB: The paperclip?
MM: Everything has one now
DB: They made them useful?
MM: No they lie now
…
DB: You need my help to go back?
MM: Back?
I WOULD LIKE EVERY APP TO STOP INTRODUCING ME TO ITS NEW AI PET / FEATURE / COMPANION
NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO USE YOUR AI I JUST WANT TO KEEP WORKING KTHXBAI
NO I WOULD NOT LIKE TO USE YOUR AI I JUST WANT TO KEEP WORKING KTHXBAI
May 15, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Marty McFly: I traveled back to 2004 in this Cybertruck
Doc Brown: What happened to it?
MM: No they're all like that
…
DB: What's 2024 like?
MM: You know Clippy?
DB: The paperclip?
MM: Everything has one now
DB: They made them useful?
MM: No they lie now
…
DB: You need my help to go back?
MM: Back?
Doc Brown: What happened to it?
MM: No they're all like that
…
DB: What's 2024 like?
MM: You know Clippy?
DB: The paperclip?
MM: Everything has one now
DB: They made them useful?
MM: No they lie now
…
DB: You need my help to go back?
MM: Back?
March 24, 2025 at 6:01 PM
fuck off, DB
DEUTSCHE lays it on thick:
“.. SpaceX represents in our view the apex of civilizational ambition, oftentimes expressed in steel and fire, bending the arc of history to make humans multiplanetary ..”
#$SPCX
“.. SpaceX represents in our view the apex of civilizational ambition, oftentimes expressed in steel and fire, bending the arc of history to make humans multiplanetary ..”
#$SPCX
July 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
fuck off, DB
I hope the masked ceo-killer becomes the DB Cooper of our time
December 5, 2024 at 1:16 AM
I hope the masked ceo-killer becomes the DB Cooper of our time
[DB] There's clearly a pattern.
June 16, 2025 at 5:44 PM
[DB] There's clearly a pattern.