#100%awake
Just now realizing a large portion of the electorate, especially rich guys, confuse being smart with Being Awake All The Time™.

Donald Trump? Hasn't slept more than 3 hours since 1967. Elon Musk? Awake full-time since Halloween. Stephen A. Smith? $100 mill. from ESPN, eyes always open like a fish.
March 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
January 23, 2025 at 4:16 AM
September 25, 2025 at 12:39 PM
London. We're back. 💥

See you at The 100 Club tonight!

Wide Awake festival, see you tomorrow..

Let's go. 🔥
May 22, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Being awake has come back to bite me in the ass 100 fold.
December 12, 2024 at 3:09 PM
Yeah, if we're being 100% real, I don't think that man can bone. He can hardly stay awake most of the time.
I don't think the Natalie stuff is sex, I think it's just *deeply weird* and that's what has everyone leaking about it--if it were sex, that's something people could understand and even rationalize. Instead, they're in the uncanny valley of relationships and everyone in the WH is squicked out.
August 20, 2026 at 4:43 PM
whipping it out when I have 100 miles left, to help me stay awake of course
April 27, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Totally awake and definitely 100% ready for a flight 😪
January 27, 2026 at 9:35 AM
I’m 100% sure I’m not 100% awake
January 23, 2025 at 3:14 PM
still not 100% sure im awake or where I am
February 6, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Morning, not 100% awake yet. More coffee needed!
February 5, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Ben McLaughlin (UK, b.1969) :
From Anyone Awake, 2012

acrylic on canvas
150 x 100 cm
December 30, 2025 at 4:02 AM
TMI TUESDAYYYYY

It's gonna be 100 degrees I wanna die uwu ask me funny stuff I am awake and actually feeling good today
July 14, 2026 at 12:30 PM
I’m 100% awake when I wake up and 100% committed to not doing anything except coffee for at least an hour.
September 27, 2026 at 1:35 PM
1) im awake
2) holy fuck theres over a 100 more of you
October 18, 2024 at 5:02 AM
Being hateful 100% of your awake time is exhausting.
Do the Trumpists ever take a break or do they hate in scheduled shifts?
August 8, 2025 at 11:43 AM
god i definitely am not 100% awake yet because i read that and my first thought was "the married ones too"
December 23, 2024 at 12:33 PM
May 5, 2025 at 2:30 PM
🔴IM AWAKE🔴

I’m awake and I’m ready to stream!!

Will be streaming Lego Star Wars 100% for Charity!!

🔴 We’re live pal! 🔴

www.twitch.tv/rainykingpin
March 25, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Should I be asleep? Yeah probably.

Am I awake, gooning & rubbing my cunt instead? 100% 🥴
April 15, 2025 at 4:49 AM
He was up all night posting 100’s of rage posts. Then, he couldn’t stay awake for his day job which he’s get paid for. 😡
December 3, 2025 at 10:47 AM
being tired all the time becomes so exhausting like i wish i felt 100% awake and locked in/energetic
February 18, 2026 at 10:53 PM
8am meeting.
9:30am meeting where I 100% need to be awake and on camera.

Send thoughts and prayers that I fall asleep easily, pleaseandthankuou.
March 12, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Until my building replaced our 100 year old boiler last year I was literally shaken awake occasionally by the banging so loud it would vibrate the whole room.

bsky.app/profile/donk...
lol, and the banging if air got in the pipes. SO LOUD
January 31, 2026 at 1:00 PM
dope so maybe just don't watch videos 100% of the time you're awake
October 19, 2025 at 10:40 PM