#100lb
Okay I’ve finished moving. Where is my complimentary post-move instant 100lb weight gain please
September 24, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Adoptable Tater Tot and Hashbrown heard you're looking to add two 100lb+ dogs to your home 🙂
June 30, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I dont do arms, I have a 100lb dog who pulls on his leash
February 22, 2025 at 12:57 PM
Bc I have a 100lb pitty princess.
January 5, 2025 at 10:21 PM
sleeping alone in silence with 100lb of weighted blankets is lowkey goated when actually getting quality sleep is the vibe
November 18, 2025 at 4:42 PM
December 30, 2024 at 2:26 PM
kong sled weighs 100lb the human weighs 200lbs, WATCH OUT
January 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
March 4, 2026 at 5:44 AM
Guys there is not a super-secret epidemic of e-bike fatalities. The 2,000 lb vehicles going 40mph pose a greater threat to pedestrians than the 100lb vehicles going 20mph!
It isn’t because any alleged data involving E bikes is an undercount because they’re not required to have license plates or any way to identify them. I know people who have gotten hit, but they speed off because they know you can’t find them.
August 9, 2025 at 4:40 PM
10,000lbs of second cut alfalfa at $15.30/100lb bale delivered and stacked, I can't believe how cheap it is here. NC was $17/50lb bale + delivery/stacking, Valyermo was $17.60/100lb delivered and stacked.
September 6, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Just bc I love to show how greedy I got these last few years. 2022-2025. 100lb difference.
June 5, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Physical therapy is woke. the genetic elite do not get spinal injuries with 100lb rucks on. real men do not pull their hamstrings. Warriors do not get backrubs.
April 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
made a new friend at the farmer's market (100lb bulldog puppy)
June 12, 2024 at 4:07 PM
Finally gained 100lb
April 4, 2026 at 12:54 PM
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February 28, 2026 at 8:44 PM
Anyone else have a 100lb lapdog?

Rizzo 😂💚
April 21, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I offered to let her rearrange the 100lb hay bales EVERY SINGLE DAY but she wants to play with a tractor tire??
Me: OH MY GOD THEY LEFT US A TRACTOR TIRE
@neolithicsheep.bsky.social: ... Yes?
Me: THEY ARE SO GOOD FOR WORKING OUT WITH.
Him: ...
Me: ...
Him: ...
Me: ...Do you not know about tire flips? Where you flip them? The tires? For exercise?
Him (world-weary, long-suffering): Baby... I just do work.
March 29, 2025 at 12:35 AM
What a fuckin day, y’all

Here was the highlight: giving kisses to a 100lb beefy pitbull named Sam
September 16, 2026 at 10:15 PM
My ex had a coupla 100lb Rotties that regularly got slapped around by his 3lb Pekingnese female alpha.
September 27, 2026 at 3:26 AM
How fucking tiny is he that he needs a 100lb girlfriend. What a freak.
February 7, 2026 at 1:12 AM
Hay is up $1/bale for 100lb bales, JFC
July 14, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Why am I awake at 3am? It might be related to the 100lb lab hogging the king sized bed and kicking me in the side while he dreams about running a marathon 🤦‍♀️
September 24, 2026 at 9:23 AM
Big bear balls so heavy they feel like a 100lb kettle ball slapping into you.
January 8, 2026 at 6:02 AM
the wonders of modern medicine (i actually care about my body now and continually want to improve it)

it's also why the whole transphobic sports argument is just blatantly bullshit because i was a scrawny nerd who could bench 100lb. i now work out regularly and cannot bench 100lb. total bullshit!!!
February 18, 2026 at 8:26 PM
“Yes! That’s 700 reps!”

“But… these 100lb weights are starting to get light.”

“Think I’m due for a new set?”
February 7, 2025 at 2:14 AM