Step 1: abuse your power as federal prosecutors
Step 2: lie to the court
Step 3: hide evidence you lied to the court
Step 4: complain about the court asking about the evidence you hid. <-- we are here
Step 5: appeal that the judge judged you on your actions and conduct
Step 6: disbarment
Step 2: lie to the court
Step 3: hide evidence you lied to the court
Step 4: complain about the court asking about the evidence you hid. <-- we are here
Step 5: appeal that the judge judged you on your actions and conduct
Step 6: disbarment
November 10, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Step 1: abuse your power as federal prosecutors
Step 2: lie to the court
Step 3: hide evidence you lied to the court
Step 4: complain about the court asking about the evidence you hid. <-- we are here
Step 5: appeal that the judge judged you on your actions and conduct
Step 6: disbarment
Step 2: lie to the court
Step 3: hide evidence you lied to the court
Step 4: complain about the court asking about the evidence you hid. <-- we are here
Step 5: appeal that the judge judged you on your actions and conduct
Step 6: disbarment
Step 1: assume infinite demand
Step 2: congrats, you defeated YIMBYism! And you didn't even need data!
Step 2: congrats, you defeated YIMBYism! And you didn't even need data!
Can you believe NIMBYs put stuff like this out and claim 4 households sharing the same lot 1 home stood is bad?
November 11, 2026 at 12:01 AM
Step 1: assume infinite demand
Step 2: congrats, you defeated YIMBYism! And you didn't even need data!
Step 2: congrats, you defeated YIMBYism! And you didn't even need data!
step 1: put correct pronouns in bio (click 'edit profile', set it, easy)
step 2: use correct pronouns when addressing people (it shows you the pronouns when replying)
very simple system! not particularly difficult to follow!
step 2: use correct pronouns when addressing people (it shows you the pronouns when replying)
very simple system! not particularly difficult to follow!
cis folks,
please use this field! when you show your pronouns it normalizes it for trans people. it helps us greatly!
do not use it for jokes. that does not help us and we will find you and remove your throat through your face
please use this field! when you show your pronouns it normalizes it for trans people. it helps us greatly!
do not use it for jokes. that does not help us and we will find you and remove your throat through your face
oh shit it shows you someone's pronouns when you're replying to them so you don't have to check their bios. actually great feature
November 7, 2026 at 2:17 AM
step 1: put correct pronouns in bio (click 'edit profile', set it, easy)
step 2: use correct pronouns when addressing people (it shows you the pronouns when replying)
very simple system! not particularly difficult to follow!
step 2: use correct pronouns when addressing people (it shows you the pronouns when replying)
very simple system! not particularly difficult to follow!
Step 1: win midterm election.
Step 2: offer to relinquish power acquired from winning said election, out of cowardice and/or a psychological problem that makes you desperate to please others (excepting your voters, obviously).
Step 3: lose presidential election.
Step 4: return to step 1.
Step 2: offer to relinquish power acquired from winning said election, out of cowardice and/or a psychological problem that makes you desperate to please others (excepting your voters, obviously).
Step 3: lose presidential election.
Step 4: return to step 1.
November 9, 2026 at 3:27 PM
Step 1: win midterm election.
Step 2: offer to relinquish power acquired from winning said election, out of cowardice and/or a psychological problem that makes you desperate to please others (excepting your voters, obviously).
Step 3: lose presidential election.
Step 4: return to step 1.
Step 2: offer to relinquish power acquired from winning said election, out of cowardice and/or a psychological problem that makes you desperate to please others (excepting your voters, obviously).
Step 3: lose presidential election.
Step 4: return to step 1.
Dying that my students are calling 2FA two-step factor authentication in their practice answers I've been marking this morning.
1 2 Step
ALT: 1 2 Step
static.klipy.com
November 9, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Dying that my students are calling 2FA two-step factor authentication in their practice answers I've been marking this morning.
(step 1: generate linguistic probabilities live by asking two sets of intersecting questions and seeing what the audience says
step 2: model each dimension with the toys
step 3: model the multi-dimension
step 4: explain linear algebra VERY BRIEFLY
step 5: explain LLM creation VERY BRIEFLY)
step 2: model each dimension with the toys
step 3: model the multi-dimension
step 4: explain linear algebra VERY BRIEFLY
step 5: explain LLM creation VERY BRIEFLY)
November 11, 2026 at 12:34 AM
(step 1: generate linguistic probabilities live by asking two sets of intersecting questions and seeing what the audience says
step 2: model each dimension with the toys
step 3: model the multi-dimension
step 4: explain linear algebra VERY BRIEFLY
step 5: explain LLM creation VERY BRIEFLY)
step 2: model each dimension with the toys
step 3: model the multi-dimension
step 4: explain linear algebra VERY BRIEFLY
step 5: explain LLM creation VERY BRIEFLY)
nah the girl goblins are short and built like a snowman
November 10, 2026 at 6:05 PM
nah the girl goblins are short and built like a snowman
Step 1: attack Trump’s fitness for office
Step 2: “Trump should resign” gets elevated in the media as “one side of the debate”
Step 3: media asks Republicans for their side of the issue.
Step 4: Republicans have to say “no he’s great, I wish he’d be President forever” over and over again.
Step 2: “Trump should resign” gets elevated in the media as “one side of the debate”
Step 3: media asks Republicans for their side of the issue.
Step 4: Republicans have to say “no he’s great, I wish he’d be President forever” over and over again.
November 8, 2026 at 2:12 AM
Step 1: attack Trump’s fitness for office
Step 2: “Trump should resign” gets elevated in the media as “one side of the debate”
Step 3: media asks Republicans for their side of the issue.
Step 4: Republicans have to say “no he’s great, I wish he’d be President forever” over and over again.
Step 2: “Trump should resign” gets elevated in the media as “one side of the debate”
Step 3: media asks Republicans for their side of the issue.
Step 4: Republicans have to say “no he’s great, I wish he’d be President forever” over and over again.
Step 1 should absolutely happen. But, unfortunately, this breaks down at Steps 2 & 3, because Trump is not a Democrat.
November 8, 2026 at 1:51 PM
Step 1 should absolutely happen. But, unfortunately, this breaks down at Steps 2 & 3, because Trump is not a Democrat.
step 1. roll up 44 pizzas
step 2. sitck a rolled up pizza into your fat maw.
step 3. swallow. (chewing optional.)
step 4. repeat until all 44 pizzas have been eaten.
congratulations! you've eaten ???????? calories. feel free to bask in your gluttony you fat dairy cow... >;3)))c
step 2. sitck a rolled up pizza into your fat maw.
step 3. swallow. (chewing optional.)
step 4. repeat until all 44 pizzas have been eaten.
congratulations! you've eaten ???????? calories. feel free to bask in your gluttony you fat dairy cow... >;3)))c
November 10, 2026 at 11:34 PM
step 1. roll up 44 pizzas
step 2. sitck a rolled up pizza into your fat maw.
step 3. swallow. (chewing optional.)
step 4. repeat until all 44 pizzas have been eaten.
congratulations! you've eaten ???????? calories. feel free to bask in your gluttony you fat dairy cow... >;3)))c
step 2. sitck a rolled up pizza into your fat maw.
step 3. swallow. (chewing optional.)
step 4. repeat until all 44 pizzas have been eaten.
congratulations! you've eaten ???????? calories. feel free to bask in your gluttony you fat dairy cow... >;3)))c
One step beyond! Janette Beckman on her era-defining 2 Tone and ska images – in pictures
One step beyond! Janette Beckman on her era-defining 2 Tone and ska images – in pictures
From the Specials and the Beat to Paul Weller and Sade, Janette Beckman’s glorious black and white photographs perfectly captured British music in the late 1970s and early 1980s
www.theguardian.com
November 10, 2026 at 9:35 AM
One step beyond! Janette Beckman on her era-defining 2 Tone and ska images – in pictures
Welcome to the Kurage School of Being a Hater.
Lesson One: Manifesting your Op's downfall.
Step 1: Be Kurage
Step 2: Pick an Op
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: Profit
Lesson One: Manifesting your Op's downfall.
Step 1: Be Kurage
Step 2: Pick an Op
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: Profit
November 11, 2026 at 4:25 AM
Welcome to the Kurage School of Being a Hater.
Lesson One: Manifesting your Op's downfall.
Step 1: Be Kurage
Step 2: Pick an Op
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: Profit
Lesson One: Manifesting your Op's downfall.
Step 1: Be Kurage
Step 2: Pick an Op
Step 3: Wait
Step 4: Profit
Utah Royals path to an upset in San Diego
Step 1: Get a lead
Step 2…
Step 1: Get a lead
Step 2…
November 7, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Utah Royals path to an upset in San Diego
Step 1: Get a lead
Step 2…
Step 1: Get a lead
Step 2…
Well, step 2 is play TF2, so.
November 8, 2026 at 8:45 AM
Well, step 2 is play TF2, so.
European Research and Innovation Days:
Step 1: get through security
Step 2: get coffee
Step 3: realise everyone knows someone and you're networking with a cup of coffee
Step 4: pretend to read an important email
Opening just started, so now I can finally stare at the stage, not people. #RiDaysEU
Step 1: get through security
Step 2: get coffee
Step 3: realise everyone knows someone and you're networking with a cup of coffee
Step 4: pretend to read an important email
Opening just started, so now I can finally stare at the stage, not people. #RiDaysEU
November 10, 2026 at 1:21 PM
European Research and Innovation Days:
Step 1: get through security
Step 2: get coffee
Step 3: realise everyone knows someone and you're networking with a cup of coffee
Step 4: pretend to read an important email
Opening just started, so now I can finally stare at the stage, not people. #RiDaysEU
Step 1: get through security
Step 2: get coffee
Step 3: realise everyone knows someone and you're networking with a cup of coffee
Step 4: pretend to read an important email
Opening just started, so now I can finally stare at the stage, not people. #RiDaysEU
Step 1 ✅
Step 2… Pending… Will report back.
Step 2… Pending… Will report back.
November 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Step 1 ✅
Step 2… Pending… Will report back.
Step 2… Pending… Will report back.
Step 1: get social life
Step 2: post good
Step 3: destroy social life
Step 2: post good
Step 3: destroy social life
November 10, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Step 1: get social life
Step 2: post good
Step 3: destroy social life
Step 2: post good
Step 3: destroy social life
Step 1: open bluesky
Step 2: see multiple posts about spanking
Step 3: close bluesky
Step 2: see multiple posts about spanking
Step 3: close bluesky
November 10, 2026 at 5:16 PM
Step 1: open bluesky
Step 2: see multiple posts about spanking
Step 3: close bluesky
Step 2: see multiple posts about spanking
Step 3: close bluesky
love editing my grant apps for federal funding
step 1: highlight anything considered woke
step 2: replace the 75% of the document that's highlighted
step 3: face myself in the mirror and accept my sins
step 1: highlight anything considered woke
step 2: replace the 75% of the document that's highlighted
step 3: face myself in the mirror and accept my sins
November 9, 2026 at 3:39 PM
love editing my grant apps for federal funding
step 1: highlight anything considered woke
step 2: replace the 75% of the document that's highlighted
step 3: face myself in the mirror and accept my sins
step 1: highlight anything considered woke
step 2: replace the 75% of the document that's highlighted
step 3: face myself in the mirror and accept my sins
Step 1.) Be built on top of large SPA framework
Step 2.) Add SSR on top of your component model
Step 3.) Introduce some funky terms like PPR, ISR, etc
Step 4.) ????
Step 5.) Acquire VC funding
Step 2.) Add SSR on top of your component model
Step 3.) Introduce some funky terms like PPR, ISR, etc
Step 4.) ????
Step 5.) Acquire VC funding
November 10, 2026 at 7:46 PM
Step 1.) Be built on top of large SPA framework
Step 2.) Add SSR on top of your component model
Step 3.) Introduce some funky terms like PPR, ISR, etc
Step 4.) ????
Step 5.) Acquire VC funding
Step 2.) Add SSR on top of your component model
Step 3.) Introduce some funky terms like PPR, ISR, etc
Step 4.) ????
Step 5.) Acquire VC funding
Step 1. Buy Necron 40k deck
Step 2. Buy Borg Trek deck.
Step 3. Use components to make Borg-Necron deck>
Step 4. Auto-win against any 40k/Trek fan by making them seethe with the fallacious comparison.
Step 2. Buy Borg Trek deck.
Step 3. Use components to make Borg-Necron deck>
Step 4. Auto-win against any 40k/Trek fan by making them seethe with the fallacious comparison.
November 10, 2026 at 6:08 PM
Step 1. Buy Necron 40k deck
Step 2. Buy Borg Trek deck.
Step 3. Use components to make Borg-Necron deck>
Step 4. Auto-win against any 40k/Trek fan by making them seethe with the fallacious comparison.
Step 2. Buy Borg Trek deck.
Step 3. Use components to make Borg-Necron deck>
Step 4. Auto-win against any 40k/Trek fan by making them seethe with the fallacious comparison.
I’ve written extensively this year about the two step process for returning to normality (eventually). Step 1: win the midterms. Step 2? Get aipac influence out of government. We did step 1.
November 7, 2026 at 7:20 AM
I’ve written extensively this year about the two step process for returning to normality (eventually). Step 1: win the midterms. Step 2? Get aipac influence out of government. We did step 1.
You know what’s super fascinating but never gets spoken about in a way your average person can identify.
Step 1: You donate money to the DCCC.
Step 2: They spend it on marketing (ads)
Step 3: Corporate Media and Big Tech profits from the ads because they own the entire advertising apparatus.
🧵…
Step 1: You donate money to the DCCC.
Step 2: They spend it on marketing (ads)
Step 3: Corporate Media and Big Tech profits from the ads because they own the entire advertising apparatus.
🧵…
The DCCC just emailed me. It’s bad news guys. They're "nearly broke" after taking out "a $25 million line of credit," and they need me to "refill" their "empty bank accounts."
I wonder if paying ~75% of what’s raised by these emails to fundraising vendors has something to do with it?
I wonder if paying ~75% of what’s raised by these emails to fundraising vendors has something to do with it?
November 8, 2026 at 7:08 PM
You know what’s super fascinating but never gets spoken about in a way your average person can identify.
Step 1: You donate money to the DCCC.
Step 2: They spend it on marketing (ads)
Step 3: Corporate Media and Big Tech profits from the ads because they own the entire advertising apparatus.
🧵…
Step 1: You donate money to the DCCC.
Step 2: They spend it on marketing (ads)
Step 3: Corporate Media and Big Tech profits from the ads because they own the entire advertising apparatus.
🧵…