Trump is so predictable:
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
February 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Trump is so predictable:
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
Step 1 — Create artificial crisis.
Step 2 — Make phone call.
Step 3 — Announce end of crisis.
Step 4 — Declare victory.
Step 1: Buy health insurance
Step 2: never use it
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
Step 2: never use it
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
September 26, 2026 at 5:46 PM
Step 1: Buy health insurance
Step 2: never use it
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
Step 2: never use it
Step 3: ???
Step 4: profit
Evergreen for the foreseeable 🤡 GOP future.
Step 1: wake tf up, America
Step 2: keep eyes wide open
Step 1: wake tf up, America
Step 2: keep eyes wide open
January 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Evergreen for the foreseeable 🤡 GOP future.
Step 1: wake tf up, America
Step 2: keep eyes wide open
Step 1: wake tf up, America
Step 2: keep eyes wide open
1 step back. 2 forward 💪🏼
November 26, 2024 at 2:03 PM
1 step back. 2 forward 💪🏼
step 1: dig hole
step 2: put legs in hole
step 3: enjoye
step 2: put legs in hole
step 3: enjoye
May 19, 2026 at 1:16 PM
step 1: dig hole
step 2: put legs in hole
step 3: enjoye
step 2: put legs in hole
step 3: enjoye
This is how democracies die.
Step 1: Dislike the facts.
Step 2: Attack the fact-finders.
Step 3: Replace them with loyalists.
Step 4: Control the "truth."
Step 1: Dislike the facts.
Step 2: Attack the fact-finders.
Step 3: Replace them with loyalists.
Step 4: Control the "truth."
August 1, 2025 at 8:20 PM
This is how democracies die.
Step 1: Dislike the facts.
Step 2: Attack the fact-finders.
Step 3: Replace them with loyalists.
Step 4: Control the "truth."
Step 1: Dislike the facts.
Step 2: Attack the fact-finders.
Step 3: Replace them with loyalists.
Step 4: Control the "truth."
Step 1: Manhattan.
Step 2: Everywhere else.
Step 2: Everywhere else.
Year 1 data on congestion pricing in Manhattan…
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
* Vehicle traffic: -11%
* Foot traffic: +3.4%
* Storefront vacancy: -0.9%
* Pollution: -22%
* Revenue for mass transit: $548M
So YES this has been a huge success.
December 23, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Step 1: Manhattan.
Step 2: Everywhere else.
Step 2: Everywhere else.
A Step by Step Guide on How to Fall Down the Stairs
Step 1
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Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
September 5, 2026 at 1:27 PM
A Step by Step Guide on How to Fall Down the Stairs
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 1
Step 2
Step 3
Step 4
Step 5
Step 6
Step 1: gain control
Step 2: mismanage
Step 3: bankruptcy
Step 2: mismanage
Step 3: bankruptcy
WaPo reports Kennedy Center may close by Tuesday and faces bankruptcy if Trump's name is not added to the center.
"Trump is unlikely to provide “fundamental oversight” of that project or lead a financial rescue without “appropriate recognition” of his role."
GIFT LINK: wapo.st/4cLnDHP
"Trump is unlikely to provide “fundamental oversight” of that project or lead a financial rescue without “appropriate recognition” of his role."
GIFT LINK: wapo.st/4cLnDHP
https://wapo.st/4cLnDHP
wapo.st
September 14, 2026 at 1:01 PM
Step 1: gain control
Step 2: mismanage
Step 3: bankruptcy
Step 2: mismanage
Step 3: bankruptcy
being an artist is simple
Step 1 : make coffee
Step 2 : get absorbed by drawing & forget about coffee
Step 3 : get a sip of cold coffee (nightmare realm experience)
Step 4 : repeat cycle
Step 1 : make coffee
Step 2 : get absorbed by drawing & forget about coffee
Step 3 : get a sip of cold coffee (nightmare realm experience)
Step 4 : repeat cycle
November 7, 2024 at 2:58 PM
being an artist is simple
Step 1 : make coffee
Step 2 : get absorbed by drawing & forget about coffee
Step 3 : get a sip of cold coffee (nightmare realm experience)
Step 4 : repeat cycle
Step 1 : make coffee
Step 2 : get absorbed by drawing & forget about coffee
Step 3 : get a sip of cold coffee (nightmare realm experience)
Step 4 : repeat cycle
This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
April 9, 2025 at 7:56 PM
This isn't The Art of the Deal.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
It's insider trading with a bad comb-over.
Step 1: Tank the Market, Scare the Non-Millionaires
Step 2: Let the Aristocrats Feast
Step 3: Flip, but say ‘Winning’
Step 4: Pretend None of This Ever Happened & Get Your Media Dregs To Do The Same
Rinse, Enrich, Repeat.
Step 1: Buy insurance under multiple false identities. Make no claims.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
June 29, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Step 1: Buy insurance under multiple false identities. Make no claims.
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Profit
Step 1: Cut funding for food stamps
Step 2: Stop measuring hunger
Step 3: There's no evidence cuts to food stamps led to a rise in hunger
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
Step 2: Stop measuring hunger
Step 3: There's no evidence cuts to food stamps led to a rise in hunger
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
www.wsj.com
September 20, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Step 1: Cut funding for food stamps
Step 2: Stop measuring hunger
Step 3: There's no evidence cuts to food stamps led to a rise in hunger
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
Step 2: Stop measuring hunger
Step 3: There's no evidence cuts to food stamps led to a rise in hunger
www.wsj.com/economy/trum...
How to make beautiful comics:
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
imgs.xkcd.com
November 25, 2025 at 6:01 AM
How to make beautiful comics:
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
Step 1: Have something to say.
Step 2: See Step 1.
step 1: make an OC
step 2: become that character's number one fan
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
step 2: become that character's number one fan
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
June 6, 2026 at 7:00 AM
step 1: make an OC
step 2: become that character's number one fan
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
step 2: become that character's number one fan
step 3: ???
step 4: profit
STEP 1: Donald does something stupid.
STEP 2: Donald is surprised there are consequences.
STEP 3: Donald backs down.
STEP 4: Donald lies, claiming things already agreed to are new concessions he forced by the stupid thing he did.
STOP 5: REPEAT
STEP 2: Donald is surprised there are consequences.
STEP 3: Donald backs down.
STEP 4: Donald lies, claiming things already agreed to are new concessions he forced by the stupid thing he did.
STOP 5: REPEAT
February 4, 2025 at 1:03 AM
STEP 1: Donald does something stupid.
STEP 2: Donald is surprised there are consequences.
STEP 3: Donald backs down.
STEP 4: Donald lies, claiming things already agreed to are new concessions he forced by the stupid thing he did.
STOP 5: REPEAT
STEP 2: Donald is surprised there are consequences.
STEP 3: Donald backs down.
STEP 4: Donald lies, claiming things already agreed to are new concessions he forced by the stupid thing he did.
STOP 5: REPEAT
With everything happening in the world right now,
I decided to prioritize my mental health.
Step 1: Eat an entire pack of bacon.
Step 2: No regrets. 😁
I decided to prioritize my mental health.
Step 1: Eat an entire pack of bacon.
Step 2: No regrets. 😁
March 22, 2026 at 11:39 PM
With everything happening in the world right now,
I decided to prioritize my mental health.
Step 1: Eat an entire pack of bacon.
Step 2: No regrets. 😁
I decided to prioritize my mental health.
Step 1: Eat an entire pack of bacon.
Step 2: No regrets. 😁
Step 1: Bomb Iran
Step 2: Ask - *checks notes* - China not to let them retaliate?
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/22/u...
Step 2: Ask - *checks notes* - China not to let them retaliate?
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/22/u...
June 22, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Step 1: Bomb Iran
Step 2: Ask - *checks notes* - China not to let them retaliate?
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/22/u...
Step 2: Ask - *checks notes* - China not to let them retaliate?
www.cnbc.com/2025/06/22/u...
How to make home made charcoal:
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
January 15, 2025 at 1:01 PM
How to make home made charcoal:
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
Step 1. Put dinner in the oven.
Step 2. Quickly just check one thing on the Internet.
How to talk to tall people~
January 27, 2026 at 11:00 PM
How to talk to tall people~
Today, for the first time in New York City history, 2,000 two year-olds received offers for FREE 2-K.
A big step for those who take baby steps. A big step towards a City every New Yorker can afford.
A big step for those who take baby steps. A big step towards a City every New Yorker can afford.
August 4, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Today, for the first time in New York City history, 2,000 two year-olds received offers for FREE 2-K.
A big step for those who take baby steps. A big step towards a City every New Yorker can afford.
A big step for those who take baby steps. A big step towards a City every New Yorker can afford.
Step 1. Announce arbitrary tariffs for each country
Step 2. When markets crash, pause those tariffs and say they're just leverage for deals
Step 3. Promise deals
Step 4. Fail to make deals
Step 5. Announce arbitrary tariffs for each country
...and yes, I find it hard to keep my cool, sometimes.
Step 2. When markets crash, pause those tariffs and say they're just leverage for deals
Step 3. Promise deals
Step 4. Fail to make deals
Step 5. Announce arbitrary tariffs for each country
...and yes, I find it hard to keep my cool, sometimes.
May 16, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Step 1. Announce arbitrary tariffs for each country
Step 2. When markets crash, pause those tariffs and say they're just leverage for deals
Step 3. Promise deals
Step 4. Fail to make deals
Step 5. Announce arbitrary tariffs for each country
...and yes, I find it hard to keep my cool, sometimes.
Step 2. When markets crash, pause those tariffs and say they're just leverage for deals
Step 3. Promise deals
Step 4. Fail to make deals
Step 5. Announce arbitrary tariffs for each country
...and yes, I find it hard to keep my cool, sometimes.
Step 1: Elon takes over Twitter, unbans and amplifies the worst white nationalist posters, methodically turns it into a right wing echo chamber.
Step 2: Users who aren’t white nationalists or MAGA extremists leave for Bluesky en masse.
Step 3: op-ed columnists fret, “is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
Step 2: Users who aren’t white nationalists or MAGA extremists leave for Bluesky en masse.
Step 3: op-ed columnists fret, “is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
November 16, 2024 at 8:04 PM
Step 1: Elon takes over Twitter, unbans and amplifies the worst white nationalist posters, methodically turns it into a right wing echo chamber.
Step 2: Users who aren’t white nationalists or MAGA extremists leave for Bluesky en masse.
Step 3: op-ed columnists fret, “is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
Step 2: Users who aren’t white nationalists or MAGA extremists leave for Bluesky en masse.
Step 3: op-ed columnists fret, “is Bluesky an echo chamber?”
Instructions on how to catch a cat: Step 1: Place an empty box anywhere
Step 2: Wait
#Caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty
Step 2: Wait
#Caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty
November 23, 2024 at 5:59 PM
Instructions on how to catch a cat: Step 1: Place an empty box anywhere
Step 2: Wait
#Caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty
Step 2: Wait
#Caturday #cats #catsofbluesky #kitty