Spent the week seeing newbies send a 5sentence novel as their welcome. It scares off fans. Switch to a quick 2sentence intro: who you are, what they get, and a friendly call to action. Less fluff, more clicks. #creatorsupport #womeninbusiness #monetization

Your default welcome messagethanks for subscribingis a dead end. Swap it for a 2sentence intro that tells new fans what to expect this week and asks a quick question. Youll get replies, not just a read. #nsfwcreator #talentrecruitment

Most creators dump a generic welcome that feels like spam. Swap it for a quick 2sentence intro: thank them, mention what theyll get, and ask a simple question to start a convo. Personal, low effort, high... #womeninbusiness #brandbuilding #creatorsupport

Most creators blast a generic Welcome! that never gets read. Swap it for a 2sentence hook: greet them by name, tease the exclusive perk theyll get next. Keep it personal, brief, and actionoriented. #monetization #creatorsupport #womeninbusiness

Sorry to interrupt your cyberstalking of your ex's profile, but my sixth Two Sentence Horror story, "The Plane," can be read for free on my Substack.

open.substack.com/pub/joshswor...

#twosentence #twosentencehorror #twosentencehorrors #2sentence #horrorshort #horrorstory #shortstory

Sorry to interrupt your angry commenting on a stranger's post, but my fourth Two Sentence Horror, "My Dog," is available to read for free on my Substack.

open.substack.com/pub/joshswor...

#2sentence #twosentence #twosentencehorror #2sentencehorror #twosentencehorrors #2sentencehorrors #horrorstory

I know you're probably in the bathroom, but my third 2 Sentence Horror, "Morning Paper," can be found on my Substack.

joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...

#2sentence #twosentence #2sentencehorror #twosentencehorror #twosentencehorrors #2sentencestory #twosentencestory #horrorstory

Sorry to interrupt your doom-scrolling, however my second 2 Sentence Horror, "The Ex," can be found on my Substack

joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...

#2sentence #2sentencestory #2sentencehorror #2sentenceshorrors #twosentence #twosentencestory #twosentencehorror #twosentencehorrors

If you ain't doing nothing, maybe read my first 2 Sentence Horror, "The Deer," on my Substack

joshsworstnightmare.substack.com/p/2-sentence...

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ok that’s good to change it for Me.
What I want is for my own responses to my own posts to stay on the main thread which they at least appear on when they’re the most recent. I’m aware that this is a pretty self-indulgent use. Maybe this is to discourage threads making a 2sentence app do paragraphs

2Sentence-Horror-Stories.

“Now some authors tell me they’ve embraced #AI as a “writing tool,” no different from spell-check or a laptop. The phrase is protean & euphemistic, covering everything from using ChatGPT to find a quote 2 having it compose a long essay based on a 2sentence prompt” www.theatlantic.com/technology/2...

Gimme the worst 2sentence horror stories your 1AM brains can think of