The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie.
If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
September 1, 2025 at 6:26 PM
The treadmill screening of ‘THE LONG WALK’ took place, where every person had to walk on a treadmill faster than 3MPH for the whole movie.
If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
If they stopped, they were escorted out of the theater.
That's less than 3mph. FIRST WARNING
September 14, 2025 at 2:51 PM
That's less than 3mph. FIRST WARNING
get fattened to under 3mph at exertion and lose your jumping ability
October 2, 2026 at 3:31 PM
get fattened to under 3mph at exertion and lose your jumping ability
1933 - Reichstag Fire
2026 - suburban mom driving Honda Pilot 3MPH
2026 - suburban mom driving Honda Pilot 3MPH
January 8, 2026 at 3:36 AM
1933 - Reichstag Fire
2026 - suburban mom driving Honda Pilot 3MPH
2026 - suburban mom driving Honda Pilot 3MPH
Just did 30 minutes of low-intensity cardio by walking with my dogs at 3mph while taking deep breaths.
November 29, 2024 at 11:39 AM
Just did 30 minutes of low-intensity cardio by walking with my dogs at 3mph while taking deep breaths.
flipping my car over at 3mph in a flat parking lot to fit in with the average driver
August 18, 2025 at 3:41 PM
flipping my car over at 3mph in a flat parking lot to fit in with the average driver
Heat seeking message in a bottle always approaching your location at 3mph
May 2, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Heat seeking message in a bottle always approaching your location at 3mph
I will think of this as the Ponte to Leeds trains backs out of Castleford at 3mph
September 3, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I will think of this as the Ponte to Leeds trains backs out of Castleford at 3mph
Weather forecast for Patriots-Giants kickoff (8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN):
27 degrees, no precipitation expected, wind around 3mph.
27 degrees, no precipitation expected, wind around 3mph.
December 1, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Weather forecast for Patriots-Giants kickoff (8:15 p.m. ET, ESPN):
27 degrees, no precipitation expected, wind around 3mph.
27 degrees, no precipitation expected, wind around 3mph.
OUT: the stairstepper
IN: 3mph treadmill walk at 15% incline
IN: 3mph treadmill walk at 15% incline
January 5, 2025 at 7:06 PM
OUT: the stairstepper
IN: 3mph treadmill walk at 15% incline
IN: 3mph treadmill walk at 15% incline
The strongest alphas in the world are terrified to death of a woman going 3mph in an SVU that has stuffed animals in it.
January 8, 2026 at 9:28 PM
The strongest alphas in the world are terrified to death of a woman going 3mph in an SVU that has stuffed animals in it.
Most cars are also running stop signs, but 3mph feels like stopped compared to 30 so they say they don't
April 11, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Most cars are also running stop signs, but 3mph feels like stopped compared to 30 so they say they don't
i LOVE my cybered truck Just didn’t like the part where it crashed into my coworker’s car at 3mph and ripped all the paneling off but otherwise it’s been great!
April 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
i LOVE my cybered truck Just didn’t like the part where it crashed into my coworker’s car at 3mph and ripped all the paneling off but otherwise it’s been great!
Our panel on The Long Walk is imminent! If I can maintain a walking speed of 3mph I should get there in time. See you soon, Hall H!
July 25, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Our panel on The Long Walk is imminent! If I can maintain a walking speed of 3mph I should get there in time. See you soon, Hall H!
Gold standard: 12-3-30 (treadmill at 12% incline, 3mph for 30 minutes.
Public Menace Choices: 13-3.5-60
Public Menace Choices: 13-3.5-60
April 4, 2026 at 4:34 PM
Gold standard: 12-3-30 (treadmill at 12% incline, 3mph for 30 minutes.
Public Menace Choices: 13-3.5-60
Public Menace Choices: 13-3.5-60
yeah sure if you go like 3mph and you're on a goofy ass dutch bike, you're probably not too worried, but some of us like to bike quickly and for far distances. i feel naked without a helmet it's just nice to wear, regardless of my route.
March 6, 2025 at 11:42 PM
yeah sure if you go like 3mph and you're on a goofy ass dutch bike, you're probably not too worried, but some of us like to bike quickly and for far distances. i feel naked without a helmet it's just nice to wear, regardless of my route.
to contextualize it for non-academics: Claudine Gay committed 'plagiarism' in the sense of going 3mph over the speed limit (reusing boilerplate descriptions of common datasets and models), Arday is doing it in the sense of going 250mph in a school zone (lifting quotes from interviews)
July 29, 2026 at 10:47 PM
to contextualize it for non-academics: Claudine Gay committed 'plagiarism' in the sense of going 3mph over the speed limit (reusing boilerplate descriptions of common datasets and models), Arday is doing it in the sense of going 250mph in a school zone (lifting quotes from interviews)
Rolling over myself with a steamroller at 3mph today.
Sumac - The Healer
Sumac - The Healer
January 20, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Rolling over myself with a steamroller at 3mph today.
Sumac - The Healer
Sumac - The Healer
And also cycling at 70mph and being a danger and also cycling at 3mph.....
March 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
And also cycling at 70mph and being a danger and also cycling at 3mph.....
Internal bleeding from not being touched by a car moving 3MPH
They think this little of us that they would lie to our faces so blatantly
They think this little of us that they would lie to our faces so blatantly
They are shamelessly manufacturing consent for the assassination of Renee Good by the coward Jonathan Ross
January 14, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Internal bleeding from not being touched by a car moving 3MPH
They think this little of us that they would lie to our faces so blatantly
They think this little of us that they would lie to our faces so blatantly
Here’s a little known fact about the class 745 Flirt… taking one at 3mph through a carriage washer gets really boring 🤔
Photo 8 of 200 to celebrate 200 years of railways
Photo 8 of 200 to celebrate 200 years of railways
May 21, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Here’s a little known fact about the class 745 Flirt… taking one at 3mph through a carriage washer gets really boring 🤔
Photo 8 of 200 to celebrate 200 years of railways
Photo 8 of 200 to celebrate 200 years of railways