#401(k
I'm so horny
November 2, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Workers with small 401(k) balances are cashing out less often under an automatic portability program, but most accounts remain in temporary IRAs.
Automatic 401(k) rollovers reduce cash-outs, research finds — but few accounts reach new employer plans
Workers with small 401(k) balances are cashing out less often under an automatic portability program, but most accounts remain in temporary IRAs.
cnb.cx
November 3, 2026 at 11:00 AM
Want to invest your 401(k) in gold? Here are your options
Want to invest your 401(k) in gold? Here are your options
Learn how to invest in gold through a 401(k), including gold ETFs and funds, plus how a 401(k)-to-gold IRA rollover works.
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November 1, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Definitely don't want it in your 401(k)
October 31, 2026 at 6:49 PM
76F/25C in DC on OCTOBER 30…should I just cash out my 401(k)
October 30, 2026 at 5:05 PM
So everyone's 401-k can crash? Yeah. Good times.
October 30, 2026 at 4:39 PM
"You will be flesh of my flesh, blood of my blood. You will cross land or sea to do my bidding."

"Is there 401(k)?"

#Dracula1979 #TCMParty
November 1, 2026 at 1:08 AM
Every other week I fight myself to leave my 401(k) intact. Bc what is retirement? I need to live now. But I don’t. I find joy in concerts, nature, and other whimsical things.
November 2, 2026 at 4:47 PM
Fuck that - women should have their own 401k’s

Trump says wives are falling back in love with their husbands after seeing their surging 401(k) balances

currently.att.yahoo.com/att/trump-sa... via @@Yahoo
Trump says wives are falling back in love with their husbands after seeing their surging 401(k) balances
While Trump is taking credit for both rising retirement balances and happier marriages, just how much have Americans’ 401(k)s actually grown?
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November 2, 2026 at 2:18 AM
During Biden years, she expressed to me how well her 401(k) did, earning a six figure increase. I said "In the Biden economy?" She changed the subject.
October 31, 2026 at 3:44 PM
Automatic 401(k) rollovers reduce cash-outs, research finds — but few accounts reach new employer plans
Automatic 401(k) rollovers reduce cash-outs, research finds — but few accounts reach new employer plans
Workers with small 401(k) balances are cashing out less often under an automatic portability program, but most accounts remain in temporary IRAs.
cnb.cx
October 31, 2026 at 1:35 PM
Meanwhile, the AI overlords are killing everyone's IRA/401(k)s. Sigh.
October 30, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Once again I was forced to liquidate a 401(k) before everything tanked I guess this is a kind of luck?
yesssssss yesssssss burn it all
October 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
By stealing the treasury and everybody's social security, and I believe they're starting on the 401 k!
November 1, 2026 at 7:36 PM
When your 401(k) is down, but you are consumed by a dark joy at the prospect of the AI bubble bursting
October 30, 2026 at 1:55 PM
After year-end, it is difficult to reduce 2026 taxes other than by making deductible contributions to traditional IRAs, SEP IRAs, Solo 401(k)s and health savings accounts.

So here are steps to take now: on.wsj.com/4A2LImA
October 31, 2026 at 8:02 AM
A tip I give new graduates with a 401(k) job is a) max out your contribution if you can (not always easy especially early career), but at least b) contribute enough to get the match if there is one because it is FREE money.

Also pay off your credit cards every month.
October 31, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Mark Cuban says your 401(k) is part of the healthcare problem

Read more: bit.ly/4yZT9tQ
November 3, 2026 at 11:40 PM
Mark Cuban says your 401(k) is part of the healthcare problem

Read more: bit.ly/48Bjofj
November 3, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Buy up farm land that's going on the market cheap due to farms going under.

If you're wondering about 401(k)s, they solely exist to sock up loses like this so big investors don't have to.
October 30, 2026 at 3:07 PM
不動産とか401kとか株式とかの資産相続の生前信託化、終末期医療の方針を含む遺書は作ってあるけど、たしかにこのあたりはヤバいですね。AIエージェントに丸投げする時代が来そう。
November 2, 2026 at 6:41 PM
His 401(k) was long on AI startups and after Google took a shit yesterday she knows what side the bread is buttered on
October 30, 2026 at 11:29 PM
No we don’t have pensions anymore because the 401(k) is much cheaper.
October 30, 2026 at 11:15 AM