My 401k hasn't done all that great with trump in office, then again I don't have inside information.
November 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
My 401k hasn't done all that great with trump in office, then again I don't have inside information.
No 401k just gonna go out like this
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November 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
No 401k just gonna go out like this
never been more excited to watch my 401k crater
November 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
never been more excited to watch my 401k crater
For some context, read Paul Kiel's reporting from July and follow it up with our FAQ on deciphering 401(k) funds and fees.
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
November 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For some context, read Paul Kiel's reporting from July and follow it up with our FAQ on deciphering 401(k) funds and fees.
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
*Moves entire 401k into popcorn futures*
“Reuters interviews with more than a dozen MAGA activists, influencers, party strategists, Christian nationalist leaders and researchers who track right-wing politics, along with a review of MAGA supporters' posts and podcasts since Tuesday, show a movement turning its anger on itself.”
‘Trump has cost us’: After midterm losses, MAGA asks if it’s over — Reuters
As Republicans faced a nationwide drubbing in Tuesday’s midterm elections, supporters streamed out of a Dallas ballroom where they’d hoped to toast a win for US Senate candidate Ken Paxton, a favorite...
apple.news
November 8, 2026 at 10:24 PM
*Moves entire 401k into popcorn futures*
They'll be fine, they will get full pay and free medical care and a sweet 401k
November 6, 2026 at 4:27 AM
They'll be fine, they will get full pay and free medical care and a sweet 401k
If a white collar job can’t do any 401k program or even a piddling 1 or 2% match, there should be consequences
November 6, 2026 at 3:58 PM
If a white collar job can’t do any 401k program or even a piddling 1 or 2% match, there should be consequences
if you have a 401k or some such, the bullet we dodged with openai and anthropic not having IPOed yet is tremendous
Tech Rout Wipes Out $2.5 Trillion, With AI Investors Anticipating Heavier Scrutiny From Dems
Tech Rout Wipes Out $2.5 Trillion, With AI Investors Anticipating Heavier Scrutiny From Dems
Tech stocks plummeted amid fears inbound Democrats will end Donald Trump's era of laissez-faire regulation and backdoor deals.
gizmodo.com
November 6, 2026 at 2:00 AM
if you have a 401k or some such, the bullet we dodged with openai and anthropic not having IPOed yet is tremendous
No way I was going to put my 401k on Trump’s casino table. Why be a victim of his pump and dump schemes?
November 9, 2026 at 12:16 AM
No way I was going to put my 401k on Trump’s casino table. Why be a victim of his pump and dump schemes?
I mean maybe don’t look if you have a 401k
November 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I mean maybe don’t look if you have a 401k
I will gladly take a 401K dip in exchange for every AI company cratering into oblivion
November 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I will gladly take a 401K dip in exchange for every AI company cratering into oblivion
Just looked at the ole 401k…good times.
November 6, 2026 at 11:01 PM
Just looked at the ole 401k…good times.
lol glad i priced a 28% 401k dip into my budgeting for the next couple years
The biggest single-day market-cap loss in the history of the Nasdaq.
@wsj.com
www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
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www.wsj.com/finance/stoc...
November 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
lol glad i priced a 28% 401k dip into my budgeting for the next couple years
oh do you have a ‘401k.’ how cute. i have ninety thousand posts
November 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
oh do you have a ‘401k.’ how cute. i have ninety thousand posts
Trump, Stephen Miller are running an ICE for-profit machine. Everyone should DIVEST from ICE prison companies.
If you contribute to a 401k at work, tell your retirement funds administrator to DIVEST from ICE prison companies.
Give this tool to your advisor: Prison Free Funds prisonfreefunds.org
If you contribute to a 401k at work, tell your retirement funds administrator to DIVEST from ICE prison companies.
Give this tool to your advisor: Prison Free Funds prisonfreefunds.org
November 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
Trump, Stephen Miller are running an ICE for-profit machine. Everyone should DIVEST from ICE prison companies.
If you contribute to a 401k at work, tell your retirement funds administrator to DIVEST from ICE prison companies.
Give this tool to your advisor: Prison Free Funds prisonfreefunds.org
If you contribute to a 401k at work, tell your retirement funds administrator to DIVEST from ICE prison companies.
Give this tool to your advisor: Prison Free Funds prisonfreefunds.org
More like get that GRND and boost your 401k amirite
November 9, 2026 at 6:28 PM
More like get that GRND and boost your 401k amirite
Or it's just the big guys cashing in off other people's 401k money then buying back so they can cash in again off of other people's 401k money.
November 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Or it's just the big guys cashing in off other people's 401k money then buying back so they can cash in again off of other people's 401k money.
Hope no one has got this in their 401k.
November 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Hope no one has got this in their 401k.
No, no, he's talking about your 401k: "I am your distribution!"
November 7, 2026 at 6:42 PM
No, no, he's talking about your 401k: "I am your distribution!"
I’d take out my 401K to see someone whoop his ass
Everyone hates that bald nazi mother fucker except trump. He's gonna start so much stupid shit, it'll be like a bad car crash and it's gonna be funny to watch.
November 6, 2026 at 10:38 PM
I’d take out my 401K to see someone whoop his ass
Can't wait for my IRA and 401k to get fucked by this. No amount of diversification will suffice.
November 9, 2026 at 2:02 AM
Can't wait for my IRA and 401k to get fucked by this. No amount of diversification will suffice.
my 401k has been crashing but that's nice
November 9, 2026 at 4:24 AM
my 401k has been crashing but that's nice
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November 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
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“Not now, babe, I’m grinding to increase my 401k so I can put my two serf children through knight school!”
November 7, 2026 at 1:19 PM
“Not now, babe, I’m grinding to increase my 401k so I can put my two serf children through knight school!”