No 401k just gonna go out like this
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November 4, 2026 at 10:04 PM
No 401k just gonna go out like this
never been more excited to watch my 401k crater
November 4, 2026 at 6:38 AM
never been more excited to watch my 401k crater
For some context, read Paul Kiel's reporting from July and follow it up with our FAQ on deciphering 401(k) funds and fees.
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
November 5, 2026 at 5:41 PM
For some context, read Paul Kiel's reporting from July and follow it up with our FAQ on deciphering 401(k) funds and fees.
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
1. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
2. www.propublica.org/article/401k...
I mean maybe don’t look if you have a 401k
November 5, 2026 at 6:37 PM
I mean maybe don’t look if you have a 401k
Bottoming (for a 401k) 🥰
November 3, 2026 at 8:37 PM
Bottoming (for a 401k) 🥰
Hope no one has got this in their 401k.
November 5, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Hope no one has got this in their 401k.
lol glad i priced a 28% 401k dip into my budgeting for the next couple years
The biggest single-day market-cap loss in the history of the Nasdaq.
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November 5, 2026 at 10:29 PM
lol glad i priced a 28% 401k dip into my budgeting for the next couple years
oh do you have a ‘401k.’ how cute. i have ninety thousand posts
November 5, 2026 at 6:35 PM
oh do you have a ‘401k.’ how cute. i have ninety thousand posts
I will gladly take a 401K dip in exchange for every AI company cratering into oblivion
November 6, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I will gladly take a 401K dip in exchange for every AI company cratering into oblivion
"but my 401k!"
"you mfers have a 401k?"
"you mfers have a 401k?"
November 2, 2026 at 4:03 PM
"but my 401k!"
"you mfers have a 401k?"
"you mfers have a 401k?"
Sign three: some of his strongest opinions are about my 401K
November 5, 2026 at 9:24 PM
Sign three: some of his strongest opinions are about my 401K
How's your 401k, hogs?
November 5, 2026 at 4:04 PM
How's your 401k, hogs?
oh you have a 401k? name three women you've made cum
November 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
oh you have a 401k? name three women you've made cum
It’s funny that he thinks everyone has a 401k, let alone the rest of his statements.
November 5, 2026 at 11:44 PM
It’s funny that he thinks everyone has a 401k, let alone the rest of his statements.
sell every stock you own. liquidate 401k.
October 30, 2026 at 5:45 PM
sell every stock you own. liquidate 401k.
For me it was maxing my 401k contributions.
November 3, 2026 at 4:21 AM
For me it was maxing my 401k contributions.
My boss was like "don't tell your husband! Put it all on your 401K!" which is 😬. Same about my bonus. No idea where this is coming from.
November 5, 2026 at 4:16 PM
My boss was like "don't tell your husband! Put it all on your 401K!" which is 😬. Same about my bonus. No idea where this is coming from.
yeah I think this week is the right time to rebalance my 401k...
November 5, 2026 at 6:12 PM
yeah I think this week is the right time to rebalance my 401k...
oh, if only.
I've actually considered this as a retirement plan. the Nazi scalp 401K
I've actually considered this as a retirement plan. the Nazi scalp 401K
November 4, 2026 at 3:30 PM
oh, if only.
I've actually considered this as a retirement plan. the Nazi scalp 401K
I've actually considered this as a retirement plan. the Nazi scalp 401K
Democracy dies in darkness. But Amazon stock in your 401K will never die, no matter how dark democracy gets!
November 2, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Democracy dies in darkness. But Amazon stock in your 401K will never die, no matter how dark democracy gets!
i'm always blown away by how cheap these guys are. sure $50,000 is a lot of money sure but it's within the range of a HELOC or a partial 401k cashout for the average office worker.
Meet the donors behind incoming speaker Hakeem Jeffries:
-Anduril CEO Brian Schimpf: $100,000
-Anduril COO Matthew Grimm: $44,300
-Palantir’s Mehdi Allhassani: $44,300
-Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong: $7,000
-Crypto trade group lobbyist Adrian Wall: $50,000
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-Anduril CEO Brian Schimpf: $100,000
-Anduril COO Matthew Grimm: $44,300
-Palantir’s Mehdi Allhassani: $44,300
-Coinbase CEO Brian Armstrong: $7,000
-Crypto trade group lobbyist Adrian Wall: $50,000
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November 4, 2026 at 8:03 PM
i'm always blown away by how cheap these guys are. sure $50,000 is a lot of money sure but it's within the range of a HELOC or a partial 401k cashout for the average office worker.
I don't check my 401K or portfolio regularly because I'm a big fan of the "buy bluechip stocks and funds and leave them alone" strategy but Dems have already made me more financially well off.
November 4, 2026 at 3:39 PM
I don't check my 401K or portfolio regularly because I'm a big fan of the "buy bluechip stocks and funds and leave them alone" strategy but Dems have already made me more financially well off.
November 5, 2026 at 6:39 PM