#40Something
November 2, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Haley Stevens looks like a 16x9 woman in a 4x3 world.
November 2, 2026 at 9:45 PM
40something urianger with crows feet and waist long hair and c-cups, giving you a lil helios after scraping your knee 🫪
November 2, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Yup. I haven’t read that book in 40something years but this image immediately brought it back.
November 1, 2026 at 11:49 PM
On the other hand, not having to start at 9:40something AM seems to be working out for G-State so far. #WNBA
November 1, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Great Northern Railway Tavern in Hornsey btw. I am slightly wary of getting the place overrun by 40something Bluesky weirdos, but tbh I think we might just be their target audience
October 30, 2026 at 10:00 PM
I’m at the age where “self-care” equates to buying a new vacuum.
This is 40-something 😂
#selfcare #40something #momlife
November 1, 2026 at 8:32 PM
I rewatched Over The Garden Wall for the first time, and as a 40something who hates the nostalgia bait trend, I especially *love* OTGW because, along with Lisa Frankenstein, it's the only throwback media that actually reminds me of or feels like what the stuff I grew up with was actually like.
November 2, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Also in 30 years some 40something will post fond memories of these two monsters and I will die.
October 29, 2026 at 4:01 PM
Tragically, no. The teacher was a 40something jock who hit on all the cute girls in the class. He named them Kansas Chad (former army brat, lived in KS for a while), Soccer Chad (who played for his soccer team) and McChad (last name McMurphy).
November 4, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Youre 7 years old 1 minute, and then youre 40something remembering the friends that died way too young.
October 27, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Welcome to the club! 40something person here. Similar happened to me. You’ll start to feel better than before if you add some (accessible) stretch routine (that you actually do) to your day. World’s greatest stretch rules. Squat whilst brushing teeth.

Hope back isn’t too painful! Be gentle to self!
October 30, 2026 at 10:59 AM
Someone complimented my hair today & as a 40something year old man I'm a little embarrassed by quite how much that made my day.
October 26, 2026 at 4:46 PM
I'm as big a Beavis & Butthead guy as the next 40something but can we acknowledge in our age group that our attitude towards influencers isn't impactful and that actually they have some, you know, INFLUENCE? Or do we suppose that every young person who voted is self-directed? Be mad into the void.
November 3, 2026 at 11:50 PM
entering my 40something white dad phase w increased appreciation for aforementioned roasted teas and rothkos, but also caesars and tom waits
October 23, 2026 at 9:34 PM
I recall when Republicans saying that their Henry Hyde’s extramarital affair at 40something was a “youthful indiscretion” when they were pushing to impeach President Clinton over an extramarital affair. Hustler mag owner threatened to expose all the guilty GOPers in Congress, don’t think he did
October 27, 2026 at 7:52 PM
October 22, 2026 at 4:43 PM
I know! There was Jessie Bond in the OG Gilbert and Sullivan casts and Jessamyn West the writer! But it's got a bit of a Tiffany Problem now!

(I was thinking about the person who said it would be unrealistic to have a 40something Verity when I *know* a couple of 40something Veritys!)
October 22, 2026 at 11:49 PM
When he returned to politics in 2024, his approval rating shot back to 40something %.
October 23, 2026 at 11:49 AM
Every. Damn. Time.

But would the administration be mad about it? Absolutely not. Can't be a bad dude, the 40something blonde white guy
October 22, 2026 at 11:05 PM
There’s totally something behind the 40something contrakniki and nazi pedophile wizards guys just wait
October 21, 2026 at 12:29 AM
speaking as a 40something man, I simply cannot comprehend a version of someone my age dating someone below 25 that isn’t super unsettling. You remember the 80s, you can’t date a Phineas and Ferb person, cmon now
even as an ENM guy, the 40-something married dad who spontaneously wants to go poly is basically similar to the 40-something guy who dates 20yos: technically good ethical versions of them can exist, in reality though...

(and often they're the same guy)
lol Adam Conover come on man
October 20, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Weird random thought for a 40something, but we should still tell each other bedtime stories.
October 22, 2026 at 3:45 AM
We had a male special-needs son and never considered teaching him to shoot, or buying him a gun. He's 40something now, hasn't ever been aggressive but still...it's just plain stupid because even if he'd ever been seen with a gun, and acted the least bit "off" someone would've shot him.
October 20, 2026 at 6:59 PM