#5mill
I can’t imagine anyone wanting to go, even if he paid them the $5mill.
March 7, 2025 at 2:38 AM
So, a joke MP with 5 houses bought for cash, links to criminality and a £5Mill ‘gift’ in his bank… is so enraged at being held to account… that he resigns from the MP role he never did anyway…and demands a “people v the establishment” by-election to vote him back in.
What an insufferable wanker.
July 7, 2026 at 4:57 PM
The £5Mill-Farage-crybaby-by-election-farce is the funniest political blunder of recent times. He’s now campaigning against a bin. And Reform losing their shit in a frenzy of humourless self-righteousness just makes the whole thing even funnier and more absurd.
Keep going guys. We needed this.
July 8, 2026 at 4:38 PM
Don’t bother fixing anything cos that might encourage people to come here… is quite the manifesto pledge.

Also… the fact that £5Mill, 5 homes Farage doesn’t want to fix homelessness is a lovely look, isn’t it?
August 20, 2026 at 7:12 AM
£5mill Farage doesn’t like it up him does he? Which is exactly why he needs it up him relentlessly. He goes from cocky gobshite to angry little loser twat.

Oh for him to face criminal charges one day soon….
June 23, 2026 at 6:42 PM
What change, Mr £5Mill?

An even more ruinous Brexit cos you’ve binned the reset and huffed out of the ECHR?
More Farage riots on our streets?
Mass deportations and ICE-style thug gangs?
Removing our rights and protections in a race to the bottom, so your crypto mates can profit?

Absolutely not.
Says the man who broke it with Brexit
June 29, 2026 at 7:13 PM
Would Jenrick also like to explain how £5Mill Farage hawking gold bullion and grifting for crypto and fossil fuel billionaires while pledging to scrap the Equality Act, bin new employment rights and lower the minimum wage is not working for the super rich, against the interests of the rest of us?
The Conservatives are for "the super rich" says Robert Jenrick, whose own campaigns have been funded by a billionaire Israeli mining heir and a firm controlled by a sanctioned oligarch
July 5, 2026 at 9:47 AM
Meanwhile Farage pocketed £5Mill from his crypto mate as a Brexit thankyou and demands power, to do even more catastrophic damage to our national standing, our social cohesion and our economy.
So we’re possibly not at rock bottom yet.

Ffs. Hold the bastard to account and get some self respect, UK.
Nigel Farage claims complete credit for Brexit. And he's right. As a result the net wealth of the average Briton was shrunk by more than 5% per year.
June 24, 2026 at 7:35 AM
So Farage makes much of needing protection, claims the secret 5mill was for protection, now we see he has been offered fully funded protection, public funded, and refused it, in the past.

Maybe he didn’t want his movements known to the state.

inews.co.uk/news/politic...
July 14, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Anyway, I thought the £5mill bung was for security??
August 14, 2026 at 11:37 AM
£5mill well that's him binned where our Board are concerned !
January 15, 2026 at 9:45 PM
We might be slow on the uptake but I’d like to think that once we turn, we really turn.
Brexit, Farage, £5mill, crypto-lobbying, racist riots… all part of the same pisstaking joke that made a few people very very rich but does absolutely nothing but harm to the rest of us.
June 25, 2026 at 8:09 AM
lolwut we did not even hit 5mill, we been out here saying team of 5 million since 2020 but it's all lies
OOOOOH NZ CENSUS DATA IS OUT
May 29, 2024 at 4:48 AM
I hope he takes them to the cleaners!
Wow think about this, all these detainees going to court and suing is going to not be chump change!
If cases results run into the millions ! Yikes
Thanks trumptard for costing us even more money
#70%>5mill
October 24, 2025 at 1:45 AM
I’m not sure this is a promotion. With Nigel getting £5mill in dodgy pay offs, cutting all benefits to disabled people may not be the vote winner Reform thinks it is.
August 16, 2026 at 6:10 AM
Staggered by the arrogance of people claiming “everyone knew” about Cottrell or Harborne’s £5mill.

There’s a difference between seeing that someone is dodgy and knowing how that dodginess manifests. The difference is actual investigative journalism, not angry opinion!
July 9, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Exactly this.

As for his £5mill “gift from his crypto mate, Farage would have to “work” (said wryly given his singular absence from HofC and his constituency) as an MP for nearly 55 years - long past the time he could reasonably be expected to live.

So who REALLY is his master?
If someone offered you 3 times your salary to promote their product and you didn’t even need to give up your current job…..which work do you think you’d prioritise?

Nigel Farage earns £93k as an MP and £270k promoting good bullion.
(Oh and £18k a month from GB news vs £7.75 a month MP salary)
July 1, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Start thinking
#70%>5mill
October 27, 2025 at 11:40 AM
5 years @ 1mill = 5mill
July 15, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Exactly like I said!
#70%>5mill
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Cuando Fernando VII vendió florida por 5mill$, nunca los cobró.
De EEUU no te puedes fiar.
Son ladrones profesionales.
February 18, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Having lost the $5mill initial case it’s VERY unlikely he’d win the second so he’s going 5o have to fork out nearly $90 million. (& probably costs!). 🤣
June 29, 2026 at 9:40 PM
October 27, 2025 at 11:41 AM
This spiteful little policy would not stop a single church closing.

It would just mean they stood empty & crumbling or were turned into flats. (Perhaps Nigel could buy some with his next £5mill?)

Unless, of course, Reform voters start going to church, in which case there'll be no need for closures
funny part about this posturing is that Reform's 2024 voters are the least likely of any party's to regularly attend church
May 29, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Gretzky needs to buy one of those 5mill citizenship trumps selling if he doesnt already have one...hes no longer canadian
February 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM