// inflation, cartoon physics
getting hit in the face with a dirigiball at 90mph and immediately getting benched (while they deflate you)
getting hit in the face with a dirigiball at 90mph and immediately getting benched (while they deflate you)
August 8, 2026 at 9:40 AM
// inflation, cartoon physics
getting hit in the face with a dirigiball at 90mph and immediately getting benched (while they deflate you)
getting hit in the face with a dirigiball at 90mph and immediately getting benched (while they deflate you)
If two trains are 60 miles apart and both travelling towards each other at 90mph. Why does a return ticket to Manchester cost £235?
June 13, 2026 at 9:19 AM
If two trains are 60 miles apart and both travelling towards each other at 90mph. Why does a return ticket to Manchester cost £235?
90mph winds are actually on some other shit. Straight demon time.
September 25, 2026 at 12:43 AM
90mph winds are actually on some other shit. Straight demon time.
Officer, my car was clearly decelerating even with the uptick from 70mph to 90mph.
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September 12, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Officer, my car was clearly decelerating even with the uptick from 70mph to 90mph.
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The wind here is insane. Gusts over 90mph
January 8, 2025 at 6:10 AM
The wind here is insane. Gusts over 90mph
Falling out of a car doing 90mph might fix me
April 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Falling out of a car doing 90mph might fix me
Self-soothing by imagining what it would sound like if Elon Musk was hit by a cement truck going 90mph
February 3, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Self-soothing by imagining what it would sound like if Elon Musk was hit by a cement truck going 90mph
throwing five pitches with absolutely no confidence and no control and then reaching back and whipping a 90mph fastball for the K is INCREDIBLE
Position player Jhonny Pereda had Shohei in hell with this sequence
May 16, 2025 at 2:51 PM
throwing five pitches with absolutely no confidence and no control and then reaching back and whipping a 90mph fastball for the K is INCREDIBLE
my cat is surprisingly desperate to get into the garden for a creature with no natural defences against 90mph gusts
January 24, 2025 at 10:19 AM
my cat is surprisingly desperate to get into the garden for a creature with no natural defences against 90mph gusts
Crowley, you can't do 90mph in Central London.
September 11, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Crowley, you can't do 90mph in Central London.
Me: I should get something easy to eat on the road
Also me driving 90mph eating cracker barrel chicken and dumplings:
Also me driving 90mph eating cracker barrel chicken and dumplings:
September 16, 2026 at 5:51 PM
Me: I should get something easy to eat on the road
Also me driving 90mph eating cracker barrel chicken and dumplings:
Also me driving 90mph eating cracker barrel chicken and dumplings:
watching a movie on this while i drive 90mph on the freeway would slap
September 5, 2026 at 2:47 AM
watching a movie on this while i drive 90mph on the freeway would slap
Wait till grok says “u should act on your suicidal ideation” at 90mph
October 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
Wait till grok says “u should act on your suicidal ideation” at 90mph
Looks like the storm is approaching. Tomorrow is forecast to be wild with winds over 90mph #Shetland #stormeowyn
January 23, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Looks like the storm is approaching. Tomorrow is forecast to be wild with winds over 90mph #Shetland #stormeowyn
Suitably milky elevenses as we twist through the dairy pastures of Somerset at 90mph.
April 29, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Suitably milky elevenses as we twist through the dairy pastures of Somerset at 90mph.
Looking at the GOP acting electorally suicidally and saying “they’re not acting like they’re planning on having elections” is like watching someone driving 90mph at a brick wall and being like “wow they must have figured out a way for this not to kill them.”
November 8, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Looking at the GOP acting electorally suicidally and saying “they’re not acting like they’re planning on having elections” is like watching someone driving 90mph at a brick wall and being like “wow they must have figured out a way for this not to kill them.”
me driving my amazon delivery truck down a one way road at 90mph
May 15, 2025 at 2:54 AM
me driving my amazon delivery truck down a one way road at 90mph
Idk man kind of losing my mind at bluechecks saying "Trump would have raked the forests" - cool thanks that would have stopped a 90mph wind from setting the incredibly well-kept Elysian Park on fire.
January 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Idk man kind of losing my mind at bluechecks saying "Trump would have raked the forests" - cool thanks that would have stopped a 90mph wind from setting the incredibly well-kept Elysian Park on fire.
good news. it’s always struck me as crazy though that it’s even legal to sell a car that can go much much faster than any legal speed limit in the country www.theverge.com/2024/4/30/24...
Automatic emergency braking at speeds up to 90mph required under new rule
The system would need to work at speeds of up to 90mph.
www.theverge.com
May 2, 2024 at 1:56 PM
good news. it’s always struck me as crazy though that it’s even legal to sell a car that can go much much faster than any legal speed limit in the country www.theverge.com/2024/4/30/24...
We saw so many 2500 diesel trucks on the far right lane of the highway today, and most at something like 69 MPH. Not the typical left lane 90MPH run you off the road driving.
They only do this under extreme distress.
They only do this under extreme distress.
September 26, 2026 at 1:28 AM
We saw so many 2500 diesel trucks on the far right lane of the highway today, and most at something like 69 MPH. Not the typical left lane 90MPH run you off the road driving.
They only do this under extreme distress.
They only do this under extreme distress.
he is screaming because he is hydroplaning at 90mph
May 5, 2025 at 4:13 AM
he is screaming because he is hydroplaning at 90mph
The constitution protects my right to experience a tire blowout at 90mph and kill 3 people
August 17, 2026 at 7:28 AM
The constitution protects my right to experience a tire blowout at 90mph and kill 3 people
I don’t really mind that the one guy shot the other guy AND I also don’t mind that MKBHD went 90mph in a school zone which I think makes me the only true centrist
December 12, 2024 at 7:37 PM
I don’t really mind that the one guy shot the other guy AND I also don’t mind that MKBHD went 90mph in a school zone which I think makes me the only true centrist