welcome, new followers from various starter packs. i'm afraid you've been had
November 8, 2026 at 12:02 AM
welcome, new followers from various starter packs. i'm afraid you've been had
posting this for all my new followers
November 7, 2026 at 10:58 PM
posting this for all my new followers
I do NOT have a lot of new followers so just a reminder to my existing followers that you have exquisite taste and refined sensibilities
November 8, 2026 at 4:04 PM
I do NOT have a lot of new followers so just a reminder to my existing followers that you have exquisite taste and refined sensibilities
Friday: Hey new followers, thanks!
Saturday: Hey new followers, why?
Sunday: Hey new followers, please use Alt Text.
Monday: where did everybody go?
Saturday: Hey new followers, why?
Sunday: Hey new followers, please use Alt Text.
Monday: where did everybody go?
November 7, 2026 at 6:56 PM
Friday: Hey new followers, thanks!
Saturday: Hey new followers, why?
Sunday: Hey new followers, please use Alt Text.
Monday: where did everybody go?
Saturday: Hey new followers, why?
Sunday: Hey new followers, please use Alt Text.
Monday: where did everybody go?
Aka, my followers.
A Large Encyclopedia Of Beautiful Mature Women In Their Thirties And Forties
November 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Aka, my followers.
nah, they’re always off except for followers. cool theory though.
A take so terrible he turned off replies
The new James Bond should be Reacher.
The new Batman should be Reacher.
The new Anne of Green Gables should be Reacher.
The new Batman should be Reacher.
The new Anne of Green Gables should be Reacher.
November 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
nah, they’re always off except for followers. cool theory though.
welcome, new followers!
November 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
welcome, new followers!
hello new followers <3
letting him piss a kidney stone into my ass
November 8, 2026 at 2:24 AM
hello new followers <3
jesus “fucked with” his followers “heavy”
November 6, 2026 at 8:08 PM
jesus “fucked with” his followers “heavy”
*gets a bunch of new followers*
*alienates them*
*alienates them*
November 7, 2026 at 11:59 AM
*gets a bunch of new followers*
*alienates them*
*alienates them*
hello new followers
November 7, 2026 at 4:09 AM
hello new followers
Say, my spirit,
How fares the King and ’s followers?
How fares the King and ’s followers?
November 4, 2026 at 5:25 PM
Say, my spirit,
How fares the King and ’s followers?
How fares the King and ’s followers?
November 8, 2026 at 5:27 AM
at 3,333 followers I’ll post something good 😈
November 6, 2026 at 3:39 PM
at 3,333 followers I’ll post something good 😈
lots of new followers today. time to repost my 29,000 greatest hits
November 7, 2026 at 2:58 AM
lots of new followers today. time to repost my 29,000 greatest hits
Hey new followers, I'm between bangers right now.
November 7, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Hey new followers, I'm between bangers right now.
Welcome, robot followers
November 7, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Welcome, robot followers
November 8, 2026 at 10:05 AM
Eagledick wants his followers to stand and fight.
November 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
Eagledick wants his followers to stand and fight.
Oh hey, 9k followers on Bluesky! Let's celebrate with a 2021 drawing when I celebrated the exact same number of followers on tw*tter
November 5, 2026 at 1:42 AM
Oh hey, 9k followers on Bluesky! Let's celebrate with a 2021 drawing when I celebrated the exact same number of followers on tw*tter
if all my followers donated just $1 ... i could buy SO many candy bars
November 7, 2026 at 7:31 PM
if all my followers donated just $1 ... i could buy SO many candy bars
RAFFLE AT 1K FOLLOWERS
November 7, 2026 at 3:02 AM
RAFFLE AT 1K FOLLOWERS
Thank you for 7k followers!!
November 6, 2026 at 5:14 PM
Thank you for 7k followers!!