Will Ferrel ❌ Went Feral ✅
#elf #buddy #christmas #decor #funny #scary #wtf #terrifying #absolutelynot
#elf #buddy #christmas #decor #funny #scary #wtf #terrifying #absolutelynot
November 16, 2024 at 9:13 PM
Will Ferrel ❌ Went Feral ✅
#elf #buddy #christmas #decor #funny #scary #wtf #terrifying #absolutelynot
#elf #buddy #christmas #decor #funny #scary #wtf #terrifying #absolutelynot
November 22, 2024 at 10:29 PM
May 11, 2026 at 6:38 PM
My Signal profile settings are what we call “committing to the bit”
March 29, 2025 at 12:58 PM
My Signal profile settings are what we call “committing to the bit”
The face she makes when Mommy won’t let her play with the garden snakes 🐍 #nomaam #absolutelynot
May 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
The face she makes when Mommy won’t let her play with the garden snakes 🐍 #nomaam #absolutelynot
"Quit giving yourself a high five"
"No""Absolutelynot"
"No""Absolutelynot"
December 20, 2024 at 4:01 PM
"Quit giving yourself a high five"
"No""Absolutelynot"
"No""Absolutelynot"
Why do AI slopper boys respond to my insults by following me?
I'm not your goth mommy.
Absolutely not. BAD! Shoo!
Go learn a skill or something.
#fuckgenai #aislop #fuckai #absolutelynot #gothgirl #gothic #gothgirlproblems #nothanks #noai
I'm not your goth mommy.
Absolutely not. BAD! Shoo!
Go learn a skill or something.
#fuckgenai #aislop #fuckai #absolutelynot #gothgirl #gothic #gothgirlproblems #nothanks #noai
June 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Why do AI slopper boys respond to my insults by following me?
I'm not your goth mommy.
Absolutely not. BAD! Shoo!
Go learn a skill or something.
#fuckgenai #aislop #fuckai #absolutelynot #gothgirl #gothic #gothgirlproblems #nothanks #noai
I'm not your goth mommy.
Absolutely not. BAD! Shoo!
Go learn a skill or something.
#fuckgenai #aislop #fuckai #absolutelynot #gothgirl #gothic #gothgirlproblems #nothanks #noai
Totally real. Absolutelynot generated by AI.
November 3, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Totally real. Absolutelynot generated by AI.
Lazio has been the right wing club of choice for a long time and they literally signed mussolini’s great grandson a few years ago
November 24, 2024 at 12:14 AM
Hey, what if we raised power sector greenhouse gas emissions by 20% during a time of global heat waves?
Data Center Gas Plants to Boost US Power Emissions by 20%
Data center developers are turning to bespoke natural-gas power plants, a development that promises to dramatically increase carbon emissions and make it harder for US technology companies to meet the...
www.bloomberg.com
August 19, 2026 at 5:37 PM
Just got followed by… *checks* a Turkish ultra-nationalist account? Like… with a grey wolf (🐺) in the bio and everything?
This confuses me, as I’m fairly sure that I’ve explicitly said that the Armenian Genocide actually happened, and that Kurdistan should be independent. #blocked #AbsolutelyNot
This confuses me, as I’m fairly sure that I’ve explicitly said that the Armenian Genocide actually happened, and that Kurdistan should be independent. #blocked #AbsolutelyNot
May 6, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Just got followed by… *checks* a Turkish ultra-nationalist account? Like… with a grey wolf (🐺) in the bio and everything?
This confuses me, as I’m fairly sure that I’ve explicitly said that the Armenian Genocide actually happened, and that Kurdistan should be independent. #blocked #AbsolutelyNot
This confuses me, as I’m fairly sure that I’ve explicitly said that the Armenian Genocide actually happened, and that Kurdistan should be independent. #blocked #AbsolutelyNot
April 29, 2025 at 12:37 PM
AWEEKSWORK
Six hundred and seventy two
by Colin Sackett
August 2026
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aboutthetime
absolutelynot
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[ ... ]
yoohooooooo
yooooooohoo
youandwhose
youaskingforit
yougonandon
youmissedabit
youwantsome
zerozerezorez
—detail
Six hundred and seventy two
by Colin Sackett
August 2026
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abouthesame
aboutthetime
absolutelynot
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activitycentre
addresssense
[ ... ]
yoohooooooo
yooooooohoo
youandwhose
youaskingforit
yougonandon
youmissedabit
youwantsome
zerozerezorez
—detail
August 28, 2026 at 10:16 AM
AWEEKSWORK
Six hundred and seventy two
by Colin Sackett
August 2026
aaltoostoolss
abouthesame
aboutthetime
absolutelynot
abstrabstract
abstractabstr
activitycentre
addresssense
[ ... ]
yoohooooooo
yooooooohoo
youandwhose
youaskingforit
yougonandon
youmissedabit
youwantsome
zerozerezorez
—detail
Six hundred and seventy two
by Colin Sackett
August 2026
aaltoostoolss
abouthesame
aboutthetime
absolutelynot
abstrabstract
abstractabstr
activitycentre
addresssense
[ ... ]
yoohooooooo
yooooooohoo
youandwhose
youaskingforit
yougonandon
youmissedabit
youwantsome
zerozerezorez
—detail
I was talking with my co-worker about my healthy/elderly dog's upcoming procedure to remove a couple ruptured skin masses. My co-worker suggested that I just put her down...
Funny thing is...my co-worker is also elderly... #okayboomer #dogs #dogsofsky #olddogsofsky #borderaussie #absolutelynot
Funny thing is...my co-worker is also elderly... #okayboomer #dogs #dogsofsky #olddogsofsky #borderaussie #absolutelynot
February 1, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I was talking with my co-worker about my healthy/elderly dog's upcoming procedure to remove a couple ruptured skin masses. My co-worker suggested that I just put her down...
Funny thing is...my co-worker is also elderly... #okayboomer #dogs #dogsofsky #olddogsofsky #borderaussie #absolutelynot
Funny thing is...my co-worker is also elderly... #okayboomer #dogs #dogsofsky #olddogsofsky #borderaussie #absolutelynot
i be ready to hunch when im high so why would i give sb else that opportunity??? #absolutelynot
November 23, 2024 at 9:49 PM
i be ready to hunch when im high so why would i give sb else that opportunity??? #absolutelynot
March 24, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Do not QUESTION. Seeking to understand is one thing, blatant disregard and dismissing is NOT acceptable and I will surely tell you to fuck all the way off with your bias and discrimination.
Thank you. 🫡💛
#disabilities #spoonie #cyborg #invisibleillness #chronicallysick #empathy #absolutelynot
Thank you. 🫡💛
#disabilities #spoonie #cyborg #invisibleillness #chronicallysick #empathy #absolutelynot
December 12, 2024 at 2:49 AM
Do not QUESTION. Seeking to understand is one thing, blatant disregard and dismissing is NOT acceptable and I will surely tell you to fuck all the way off with your bias and discrimination.
Thank you. 🫡💛
#disabilities #spoonie #cyborg #invisibleillness #chronicallysick #empathy #absolutelynot
Thank you. 🫡💛
#disabilities #spoonie #cyborg #invisibleillness #chronicallysick #empathy #absolutelynot
“What’s a good email to use for the receipt?”
“Sure, it’s absolutelynot@aol.com.”
“Sure, it’s absolutelynot@aol.com.”
June 25, 2026 at 5:21 PM
“What’s a good email to use for the receipt?”
“Sure, it’s absolutelynot@aol.com.”
“Sure, it’s absolutelynot@aol.com.”
Absolutelynot. I'm running errands, so am mostly in the car with the air conditioner on. I'll have the cabin air filters changed at the end of the summer.
July 14, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Absolutelynot. I'm running errands, so am mostly in the car with the air conditioner on. I'll have the cabin air filters changed at the end of the summer.
Tell your Senators: Oppose Trump's selection of Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense 👇
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell... via @TheDemCoalition
#NoToHegseth #VoteNO #AbsolutelyNOT #DefendDeptOfDefense #DefendDefense #ResistTrump
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell... via @TheDemCoalition
#NoToHegseth #VoteNO #AbsolutelyNOT #DefendDeptOfDefense #DefendDefense #ResistTrump
Tell your Senators: Oppose Trump's selection of Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense
Contact Congress today!
actionnetwork.org
January 18, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Tell your Senators: Oppose Trump's selection of Pete Hegseth for Secretary of Defense 👇
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell... via @TheDemCoalition
#NoToHegseth #VoteNO #AbsolutelyNOT #DefendDeptOfDefense #DefendDefense #ResistTrump
actionnetwork.org/letters/tell... via @TheDemCoalition
#NoToHegseth #VoteNO #AbsolutelyNOT #DefendDeptOfDefense #DefendDefense #ResistTrump
September 17, 2025 at 12:26 PM
When you want to do THAT trend but your flight is at 4am and it is so hot when you land you are sweating out and it is not asphetic in the slightest 😂
As an Anti Influencer I think I nailed it 😂
#adhd #greece #hot #absolutelynot #help
As an Anti Influencer I think I nailed it 😂
#adhd #greece #hot #absolutelynot #help
August 24, 2026 at 10:48 AM
When you want to do THAT trend but your flight is at 4am and it is so hot when you land you are sweating out and it is not asphetic in the slightest 😂
As an Anti Influencer I think I nailed it 😂
#adhd #greece #hot #absolutelynot #help
As an Anti Influencer I think I nailed it 😂
#adhd #greece #hot #absolutelynot #help