Algaegate! They arrested an Olympic canoeist. Really?!? WTF.
June 21, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Algaegate! They arrested an Olympic canoeist. Really?!? WTF.
every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.
I’d love to read, say, 1200 words from a really good writer on why exactly the reflecting pool thing has turned into the durable embarrassment across media that a lot of other, equally public scandals or screwups could have been in the previous 18 months
June 23, 2026 at 9:53 PM
every stupid screwup in this admin is either 30 Rock-coded, Veep-coded, Curb Your Enthusiasm-coded or Always Sunny-coded. Algaegate is all four at once. Very powerful.
June 20, 2026 at 4:49 PM
algaegate is free
June 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
algaegate is free
June 23, 2026 at 5:11 PM
When our government majorly fucks up, it installs fences.
Algaegate. Dobbs.
Algaegate. Dobbs.
June 24, 2026 at 4:53 PM
When our government majorly fucks up, it installs fences.
Algaegate. Dobbs.
Algaegate. Dobbs.
June 20, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Great thread from someone who predicted AlgaeGate a month ago!
Mechanism and updated prediction for the epic fail of Lincoln Memorial Bioreactor's polyurea coating! First chemistry, then physics
It was sprayed in big sections. In addition to pool edges, failure will concentrate at the OVERLAP SEAMS between sections because they likely barely bonded at all. 1/x
It was sprayed in big sections. In addition to pool edges, failure will concentrate at the OVERLAP SEAMS between sections because they likely barely bonded at all. 1/x
June 24, 2026 at 11:30 AM
Great thread from someone who predicted AlgaeGate a month ago!
I'm worried that if we make it seem like they were only out there for algaegate, that's all anyone is going to remember when the national guard have been here for a year and the wandering bands of other feds terrorize people all over town whenever they feel like it
June 22, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I'm worried that if we make it seem like they were only out there for algaegate, that's all anyone is going to remember when the national guard have been here for a year and the wandering bands of other feds terrorize people all over town whenever they feel like it
#AlgaeGate
Today, over I-5 in L.A.
@resist4harris.bsky.social
#Algae #AnUselessNamedTrump
@tonyhq1985.bsky.social
Today, over I-5 in L.A.
@resist4harris.bsky.social
#Algae #AnUselessNamedTrump
@tonyhq1985.bsky.social
June 23, 2026 at 11:50 AM
#AlgaeGate
Today, over I-5 in L.A.
@resist4harris.bsky.social
#Algae #AnUselessNamedTrump
@tonyhq1985.bsky.social
Today, over I-5 in L.A.
@resist4harris.bsky.social
#Algae #AnUselessNamedTrump
@tonyhq1985.bsky.social
I never thought any stupid-ass thing Trump did would be as funny as Four Seasons Total Landscaping, but Algaegate is really giving it a run for its money
June 23, 2026 at 11:03 PM
I never thought any stupid-ass thing Trump did would be as funny as Four Seasons Total Landscaping, but Algaegate is really giving it a run for its money
Who knew this would be this current administration’s greatest enemy? #AlgaeGate
June 20, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Who knew this would be this current administration’s greatest enemy? #AlgaeGate
Algaegate is safe. It makes Trump look like a chump without also undermining the pillars of capitalism, imperialism and/or white supremacy
Also it's legitimately funny
Also it's legitimately funny
I’d love to read, say, 1200 words from a really good writer on why exactly the reflecting pool thing has turned into the durable embarrassment across media that a lot of other, equally public scandals or screwups could have been in the previous 18 months
June 23, 2026 at 10:03 PM
Algaegate is safe. It makes Trump look like a chump without also undermining the pillars of capitalism, imperialism and/or white supremacy
Also it's legitimately funny
Also it's legitimately funny
Algaegate.
June 28, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Algaegate.
you're calling it algaegate when watergate is right there
June 23, 2026 at 10:45 PM
you're calling it algaegate when watergate is right there
open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...
here’s a perfectly normal and not at all frightening or horrifying thing that happened in the Oval Bordello yesterday.
Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers freshened his diaper, straightened his tie, wiped the drool from his chin, and sat him down at his Big Boy Resolute
here’s a perfectly normal and not at all frightening or horrifying thing that happened in the Oval Bordello yesterday.
Preznit Fuckwit’s handlers freshened his diaper, straightened his tie, wiped the drool from his chin, and sat him down at his Big Boy Resolute
Brave Sir Fuckwit does battle with the heinous Amphifa frog
dumbfuckery like few thought possible
open.substack.com
June 24, 2026 at 5:09 AM