"You have that picture with the algae?" -- President Trump's closing midterms message
November 2, 2026 at 7:14 PM
"You have that picture with the algae?" -- President Trump's closing midterms message
Obviously he thinks that winning the War on Algae will get him the Noble Piss Prize
(I'll show myself out ....)
(I'll show myself out ....)
November 2, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Obviously he thinks that winning the War on Algae will get him the Noble Piss Prize
(I'll show myself out ....)
(I'll show myself out ....)
“It creates The Bubbles.”
“There was no water, just algae.”
The pro-bubble and anti-algae lobbies are ecstatic rn.
“There was no water, just algae.”
The pro-bubble and anti-algae lobbies are ecstatic rn.
November 2, 2026 at 7:48 PM
“It creates The Bubbles.”
“There was no water, just algae.”
The pro-bubble and anti-algae lobbies are ecstatic rn.
“There was no water, just algae.”
The pro-bubble and anti-algae lobbies are ecstatic rn.
I wish someone had asked him to spell algae. "Nobody knows there is a second A in algae."
November 2, 2026 at 9:33 PM
I wish someone had asked him to spell algae. "Nobody knows there is a second A in algae."
“THATS NOT GRASS ITS ALGAE!!!!!!!!!”
November 2, 2026 at 9:47 PM
“THATS NOT GRASS ITS ALGAE!!!!!!!!!”
The War on Algae has been concluded
November 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
The War on Algae has been concluded
He barely won the war on algae.
November 2, 2026 at 8:01 PM
He barely won the war on algae.
Trump: Tremendous algae problems. Do you have that picture with the algae? Yeah, lemme see.
November 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Trump: Tremendous algae problems. Do you have that picture with the algae? Yeah, lemme see.
Get it, because of the algae? never mind
November 3, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Get it, because of the algae? never mind
Trump has won the war on algae. The ninth war successfully ended this year.
November 2, 2026 at 7:37 PM
Trump has won the war on algae. The ninth war successfully ended this year.
Warm water causes algae blooms, killing sea life.
November 2, 2026 at 8:47 PM
Warm water causes algae blooms, killing sea life.
Bigliest wetness.
(Algae bloom incoming)
(Algae bloom incoming)
October 30, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Bigliest wetness.
(Algae bloom incoming)
(Algae bloom incoming)
And he couldn’t even defeat the algae in the Reflecting Pool
November 2, 2026 at 3:45 AM
And he couldn’t even defeat the algae in the Reflecting Pool
Big news: Democrats prepare to wage war on Elon Musk, investigate ever nook and cranny. Senator Warren outlines all of Trump's corruption for me.
European freezers hit with massive cyber attack. Trump ends his campaign at his algae filled pool.
United States prepares Iran strikes (not nuclear).
European freezers hit with massive cyber attack. Trump ends his campaign at his algae filled pool.
United States prepares Iran strikes (not nuclear).
NEWS: Democrats Prepare to Wage War on Elon, Trump Floats Pardons, Closes Campaign at His Algae-Filled Pool, Hackers Hit Europe’s Freezers
Good morning.
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November 2, 2026 at 3:03 PM
Big news: Democrats prepare to wage war on Elon Musk, investigate ever nook and cranny. Senator Warren outlines all of Trump's corruption for me.
European freezers hit with massive cyber attack. Trump ends his campaign at his algae filled pool.
United States prepares Iran strikes (not nuclear).
European freezers hit with massive cyber attack. Trump ends his campaign at his algae filled pool.
United States prepares Iran strikes (not nuclear).
The algae will be back next spring when the weather warms up again.
November 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
The algae will be back next spring when the weather warms up again.
Trump just closed a 30 minute speech about algae by saying that for four years the US was laughed at, but they're not laughing now.
This is the greatest sketch ever delivered.
This is the greatest sketch ever delivered.
November 2, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Trump just closed a 30 minute speech about algae by saying that for four years the US was laughed at, but they're not laughing now.
This is the greatest sketch ever delivered.
This is the greatest sketch ever delivered.
Obviously he thinks that winning the War on Algae will get him the Noble Piss Prize
(I'll show myself out ....)
(I'll show myself out ....)
November 2, 2026 at 11:06 PM
So, Trump's closing message is about algae?
Cool cool
Cool cool
November 3, 2026 at 1:40 AM
So, Trump's closing message is about algae?
Cool cool
Cool cool
He was defeated by algae in a pond in one day …
Trump: "I could've won the Vietnam War in a week"
(It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
(It's been 8 months and Trump can't defeat Iran)
November 2, 2026 at 3:51 AM
He was defeated by algae in a pond in one day …
From touching algae?
November 2, 2026 at 7:24 PM
From touching algae?
"You people think expensive gas is an issue...LOOK at the algae we cleaned up!"
November 2, 2026 at 7:17 PM
"You people think expensive gas is an issue...LOOK at the algae we cleaned up!"
‘British Algae.’ Cyanotype #photography by Anna Atkins (1799-1871) #art
October 30, 2026 at 8:11 AM
‘British Algae.’ Cyanotype #photography by Anna Atkins (1799-1871) #art
I’ve never been very pro-algae, but the enemy of my enemy…
November 2, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I’ve never been very pro-algae, but the enemy of my enemy…