February 24, 2026 at 5:34 PM
I have accomplished so much Alka-Seltzer
Those are just things he's bought. Buying things isn't an accomplishment.
February 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
I have accomplished so much Alka-Seltzer
“Not today, death,” I say as the alka-seltzer dissolves
October 1, 2026 at 8:34 PM
“Not today, death,” I say as the alka-seltzer dissolves
June 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
*dropping an Alka-Seltzer into the bong*
March 25, 2025 at 8:36 PM
*dropping an Alka-Seltzer into the bong*
Throwing them all in prison is the moderate compromise position.
June 2, 2026 at 1:27 AM
Roy Lichtenstein, Alka Seltzer, 1966 www.artic.edu/artworks/122...
November 3, 2024 at 12:46 AM
Roy Lichtenstein, Alka Seltzer, 1966 www.artic.edu/artworks/122...
First part! bsky.app/profile/alka...
Big birthday fun~ Gonna keep this size for a while. As a treat for us both.
🎨 by @buizilla.bsky.social
🎨 by @buizilla.bsky.social
July 26, 2025 at 5:20 PM
First part! bsky.app/profile/alka...
Hola! What’s Spanish for Alka Seltzer?
March 22, 2026 at 11:22 AM
Hola! What’s Spanish for Alka Seltzer?
April 5, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This guy? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ergd...
Alka Seltzer Commercial - Spicy Meatball (1969)
YouTube video by Retroist Commercials
www.youtube.com
October 13, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This guy? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ergd...
We're already on round 2 of questions and Brett hasn't spoken yet. Somebody get that man an Alka Seltzer and a bump so he can tell us how he's going to vote.
April 1, 2026 at 2:37 PM
We're already on round 2 of questions and Brett hasn't spoken yet. Somebody get that man an Alka Seltzer and a bump so he can tell us how he's going to vote.
I want to claw back every red cent they’ve looted from the taxpayers. Garnish their great-grandchildren’s wages if we have to.
March 12, 2026 at 2:43 PM
This was a fun piece to do. Commission for Alka.
May 16, 2025 at 12:03 AM
This was a fun piece to do. Commission for Alka.
Alka-Seltzer (1966)
November 24, 2023 at 9:37 PM
Alka-Seltzer (1966)
Zohran Mamdani has joined The Conglomeration #AEW
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 PM
She’s so sexy. Look at the way she sips her Alka Seltzer.
September 16, 2026 at 3:28 AM
She’s so sexy. Look at the way she sips her Alka Seltzer.
Los titiriteros de Gora Alka ETA seguían en la cárcel dos días después de haber sido detenidos. Ana Vázquez está tan tranquila en su casa.
September 25, 2026 at 3:28 PM
Los titiriteros de Gora Alka ETA seguían en la cárcel dos días después de haber sido detenidos. Ana Vázquez está tan tranquila en su casa.
yes, i want to go back in time and tell george w. bush to ignore the haters and force republicans to vote on miers bsky.app/profile/alka...
tl;dr: Harriet Miers should have been confirmed
September 2, 2026 at 12:01 PM
yes, i want to go back in time and tell george w. bush to ignore the haters and force republicans to vote on miers bsky.app/profile/alka...
Alka malá má cool design
December 19, 2024 at 2:31 PM
Alka malá má cool design
May 22, 2026 at 5:17 AM