#AM
I am shocked. 🙄
November 10, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Bread edition because I am french
November 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM
“By day I am nothing, by night I am I.”
― Fernando Pessoa, The Book of Disquiet
November 8, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Jeffries on impeachment: "I am a hard yes on the Hegseth resolution"
November 8, 2026 at 3:00 PM
I just finished my first day of Senate orientation — and I am so grateful.
November 10, 2026 at 2:32 AM
The energy I am bringing back to DC. 💪🏽 Abolish ICE and Dismantle DHS.
November 8, 2026 at 2:07 AM
Poesie am Abend:

"Wisst ihr noch, Twitter?
Bitter."
November 9, 2026 at 5:27 PM
I am not immune to propaganda
November 10, 2026 at 12:05 AM
This is what I am talking about. Yes.
BREAKING: Senator Chris Van Hollen is now considering a run against Chuck Schumer for the Senate’s next Majority Leader.

This is amazing. Voters want generational change. Let’s give it to them.
November 10, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Commentary: Am I Ugly? By A Cybertruck

https://theonion.com/am-i-ugly/
November 6, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Am I doing this right?
November 8, 2026 at 12:18 AM
I am 41 years old
also holy shit are you 41 no fucking way stella
November 7, 2026 at 9:13 PM
When the affair that I am currently having comes to light, my comrades better be posting about what an incredible human I am or else!!!!
I thought Bill Ackman was a big wife-guy.
November 9, 2026 at 3:14 AM
I am also excited!
November 9, 2026 at 8:03 PM
setting my pronouns correctly because while obviously i am she most importantly i am Her
oh shit it shows you someone's pronouns when you're replying to them so you don't have to check their bios. actually great feature
November 7, 2026 at 7:18 PM
every year, i am like THIS IS THE YEAR THE LONG DARK IS NOT GOING TO GET ME and every year I am wrong
November 10, 2026 at 3:35 AM
Am big dog 🐺
November 7, 2026 at 3:16 PM
"I am \Grok.ai. I am online."
November 8, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Fine

I am a spy
if you're a spy you have to say you're a spy. the people around you deserve to know that
November 10, 2026 at 12:06 AM
I AM ACTING UNWISE
November 8, 2026 at 6:45 PM
I am so proud of my indigenous sisters. So many people are dismissing the achievements of our people in the election recently… THEY did that. They won. I am proud of my people. The fact so many people are still trying to erase us STILL and our achievements…. Just blatant racism.
November 8, 2026 at 4:47 PM
i am porn
November 9, 2026 at 3:53 AM
i am the 69%
November 7, 2026 at 10:08 PM
Springer mal wieder komplett am Limit.😆
November 8, 2026 at 12:13 PM
am i being fucked with right now
We do not have strong enough casual evidence to know what factors influence development of autoimmune disease, but purging the human holobiont from herpesviral load (simplex and EBV both) seems like an obvious choice for me.
November 8, 2026 at 8:52 AM