If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
December 7, 2024 at 2:08 PM
If you want to smell of anus, and armpits:
So Charlie Kirk is a confessed anus scratcher.
July 4, 2025 at 11:14 PM
So Charlie Kirk is a confessed anus scratcher.
"Hon, you've barely touched your anus scampi"
The death of folk graphic design in favor of AI slop across our country's delis is leading to some incredibly Lovecraftian food horrors
August 23, 2026 at 6:52 PM
"Hon, you've barely touched your anus scampi"
Good morning everyone. After a long night of work on the universal translators, I can finally say that my anus has been restored.
Wait. No. My anus, not my anus.
NO.
I CLEARLY said my ANUS!!
NO!! MY ANUS, NOT MY ANUS!!!
ANUS!!!
ANUS!!
ANUS!!
I’M SAYING MY ANUS!!!!
Wait. No. My anus, not my anus.
NO.
I CLEARLY said my ANUS!!
NO!! MY ANUS, NOT MY ANUS!!!
ANUS!!!
ANUS!!
ANUS!!
I’M SAYING MY ANUS!!!!
May 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Good morning everyone. After a long night of work on the universal translators, I can finally say that my anus has been restored.
Wait. No. My anus, not my anus.
NO.
I CLEARLY said my ANUS!!
NO!! MY ANUS, NOT MY ANUS!!!
ANUS!!!
ANUS!!
ANUS!!
I’M SAYING MY ANUS!!!!
Wait. No. My anus, not my anus.
NO.
I CLEARLY said my ANUS!!
NO!! MY ANUS, NOT MY ANUS!!!
ANUS!!!
ANUS!!
ANUS!!
I’M SAYING MY ANUS!!!!
My man looks like a hotdog made entirely out of pig anus
July 17, 2026 at 9:11 PM
My man looks like a hotdog made entirely out of pig anus
Ideal woman got that double anus, triple rectum and, of course, a HUGE dorsme.
Q: What's the large muscular organ in a woman's chest called?
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
A: The heart?
Q: I'm sorry, Bob. It's the SPLEEN. The spleen.
freethoughtblogs.com/pharyngula/2...
September 14, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Ideal woman got that double anus, triple rectum and, of course, a HUGE dorsme.
RFK Jr: *eats horse anus*
An unknown illness has killed 53 people in a northwest region of the Democratic Republic of Congo, with a significant portion of deaths taking place within 48 hours of the onset of symptoms.
‘Unknown disease’ that can kill within days leaves 53 dead in Congo
World Health Organization officials said the outbreak appeared to originate from a village where three children died after reportedly eating a bat carcass.
wapo.st
February 26, 2025 at 4:33 AM
RFK Jr: *eats horse anus*
Charlie’s tweet really says more about how often he’s scratching his anus than about Zohra Mamdani’s table manners.
August 9, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Charlie’s tweet really says more about how often he’s scratching his anus than about Zohra Mamdani’s table manners.
Here’s a name: lying useless skunk anus.
Nancy Mace plays the victim card on CNN: "It's very one-sided right now. I have never called one of my colleagues the kind of names that we've been called. I've never dehumanized my colleagues."
(Would've been nice for Kate Bolduan to push back on Mace's blatant lies.)
(Would've been nice for Kate Bolduan to push back on Mace's blatant lies.)
September 12, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Here’s a name: lying useless skunk anus.
December 16, 2024 at 2:34 AM
is he just
walkin around with anus hands
walkin around with anus hands
July 4, 2025 at 5:29 AM
is he just
walkin around with anus hands
walkin around with anus hands
"Fake Anus Tweet" is the name of my next band
July 4, 2025 at 9:04 PM
"Fake Anus Tweet" is the name of my next band
Stockings routinely irritate the anus.
November 7, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Stockings routinely irritate the anus.
My anus after all that thanksgiving food
December 2, 2024 at 8:15 AM
My anus after all that thanksgiving food
Trump celebrating a new self-tanner called “Burnt Orange Anus.”
March 30, 2025 at 1:09 AM
Trump celebrating a new self-tanner called “Burnt Orange Anus.”
Please don’t call it that
March 3, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Please don’t call it that
Is their a single popular song these days that isnt about prolapsing your anus
September 16, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Is their a single popular song these days that isnt about prolapsing your anus
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
January 10, 2026 at 9:10 PM
a blue whale’s anus can stretch up to over 3 feet making it the 2nd largest asshole in the world behind jd vance
Great read, highly recommend.
April 13, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Great read, highly recommend.
eduardo gala e anus -
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October 14, 2024 at 4:54 AM
eduardo gala e anus -