The decline isn’t subtle anymore.
October 28, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The decline isn’t subtle anymore.
It is not a conspiracy anymore.
April 14, 2026 at 12:22 PM
It is not a conspiracy anymore.
man what do you even say anymore
September 18, 2026 at 12:36 PM
man what do you even say anymore
I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.
December 8, 2024 at 4:18 AM
I’m not a Syrian refugee anymore. I’m Syrian. Just Syrian.
This Is ALL The Supremely Corrupt Court Does,Anymore.......
May 3, 2026 at 11:35 AM
This Is ALL The Supremely Corrupt Court Does,Anymore.......
I just can’t keep up anymore.🤪
December 29, 2025 at 11:21 PM
I just can’t keep up anymore.🤪
They're not even trying to hide it anymore...
April 22, 2026 at 6:01 PM
They're not even trying to hide it anymore...
not anymore
no offense but you have too much money
February 13, 2026 at 11:47 PM
not anymore
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
January 1, 2026 at 7:01 AM
Fuck it I don’t care anymore
free speech isn’t legal anymore
January 29, 2026 at 1:15 AM
free speech isn’t legal anymore
Damn shame usa doesn't live in a real democracy anymore.
May 20, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Damn shame usa doesn't live in a real democracy anymore.
It’s not even debatable anymore. He’s Trumpshit insane.
September 2, 2026 at 8:35 PM
It’s not even debatable anymore. He’s Trumpshit insane.
They can’t use DEI as a scapegoat anymore…
January 30, 2025 at 2:32 PM
They can’t use DEI as a scapegoat anymore…
sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.
December 4, 2024 at 3:41 PM
sam alito doesn’t even pretend to be a judge anymore.
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
March 2, 2025 at 2:27 AM
We finally fixed illegal immigration (nobody wants to come here anymore)
i don't know how to parody this anymore
April 24, 2026 at 2:46 AM
i don't know how to parody this anymore
That Texas gerrymander isn’t looking so smart anymore, now is it?
Oops.
Oops.
November 5, 2025 at 2:17 PM
That Texas gerrymander isn’t looking so smart anymore, now is it?
Oops.
Oops.
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/
April 23, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Commentary: You Can’t Even Watch A Movie Anymore Without Seeing Some Theme Explored https://theonion.com/you-cant-even-watch-a-movie-anymore-without-seeing-some-theme-explored/
the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
Not "Fuck ICE" or "Death to ICE", you know something that makes sense, but "Anti ICE" lol. The FBI is really bad at this, but maybe it doesn't even matter anymore.
September 24, 2025 at 5:25 PM
the FBI doesn’t even try anymore
We’re not a serious country anymore
January 26, 2025 at 8:04 PM
We’re not a serious country anymore
The President Isn’t Even Trying to Sound Coherent Anymore - Esquire
January 21, 2026 at 4:40 PM
The President Isn’t Even Trying to Sound Coherent Anymore - Esquire
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
December 1, 2024 at 5:07 PM
Men don't go "Yabba Dabba Doo" anymore
They don’t em them like this anymore
September 29, 2024 at 10:48 PM
They don’t em them like this anymore
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
November 25, 2025 at 12:59 AM
"there are no third spaces anymore" wrong. blast furnace
the trains don’t run anymore
September 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
the trains don’t run anymore