#ASPIRES
A reminder of what our country aspires to become
January 20, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Larry Summers apologizes in person to all of his students, particularly those he aspires to fuck.
Larry Summers discusses his “statement of regret” for his disturbing messages to Jeffrey Epstein with Harvard students
November 19, 2025 at 9:39 PM
aspires to be orban
October 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
For someone who aspires to be POTUS one day, Gavin Newsom’s Tweets are beneath the dignity of the office he seeks.

by Donald Trump
August 15, 2025 at 5:39 PM
current aesthetic: dad who aspires to be a rugby player
August 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Having lived under it, I think the comp is modi. The comp has always been modi. Thats who Trump really aspires to be.
The problem with studying political violence for a living is that I can imagine far darker scenarios than Orban's Hungary. America's own history suggests a greater reliance on coercion and violence. Orban's Hungary might be the ceiling, not the floor, of Trump's America
The Orban model (which Trump explicitly embraces) is exactly what we have to guard against
November 6, 2024 at 5:53 PM
Russia is a terrorist state masquerading as a country. Trump aspires to make the US emulate Russia. If you think this is hyperbole, you're not paying attention.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Looks like she aspires to emulate Kimberly Guilfoyle.
September 25, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Man committing genocide hands Nobel Prize recommendation letter to man who aspires to commit genocide.
July 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
He aspires to the D list.
May 28, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Fox who aspires to be a little otter kid
September 25, 2026 at 5:13 PM
Why would I, who aspires to be a functioning member of society, ever need to know anything about the history of that society.
Am I missing something here?

In what universe would an engineering student ever study history?!

Do many history students study engineering?!

I *enjoyed* history at school, and I was *good* at it. But no way would I ever have studied it at university.
September 27, 2026 at 1:14 PM
What ever ficus house plant aspires to be
September 27, 2026 at 6:55 AM
any society that would like to keep its basic functions - and aspires to democracy - has to discourage baldfaced lying. especially by authority figures.
"Two Israeli officials claimed to Axios that Trump and his aides were only pretending to oppose an Israeli attack in public — and didn't express opposition in private. 'We had a clear U.S. green light,' one claimed.
...
The U.S. side has not confirmed any of that."
Israel's strike on Iran was 8 months in the making
Even as Trump was seeking a nuclear deal, Israel was preparing for war.
www.axios.com
June 13, 2025 at 2:22 PM
As someone who aspires to be a constant defender of the rule of law, I’m just distraught by everything right now. Things fall apart.
September 11, 2025 at 1:20 AM
The WHCA aspires to be the most spineless organization in America.
March 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
This man aspires to cause an outbreak in infectious diseases all across the world. WTAF?!
RFK Jr.: “Thank you [to the NIH] for public service. We’re going to give infectious disease a break for about eight years.”

Kennedy wants to take a “break” from studying infectious diseases like COVID-19 and measles.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/pol...
RFK Jr. comes ‘home’ to his anti-vaccine group, commits to ‘a break’ for U.S. infectious disease research
He has suggested without evidence that researchers and pharmaceutical companies are driven by profit to neglect chronic conditions.
www.nbcnews.com
November 18, 2024 at 12:47 PM
This guy aspires to be a halfwit.
Rep. Derrick Van Orden (R-Wisconsin) to CNN:

Musk told members of Congress that DOGE was not involved in the firings of probationary employees.

“The departments, not DOGE, just said everybody that’s not been here for a year is gone.”
March 6, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Writing aspires to be poetry the way religion aspires to be faith.
December 15, 2024 at 12:52 AM
"Michael has achieved the mediocrity to which he clearly aspires."
Fr. James DiGiacomo, S.J.
11th grade theology.
December 26, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Everything I write aspires to be the sound of a lawn mower running over a big rock
May 9, 2026 at 5:03 PM
it is extremely weird how these guys always assume that everyone aspires to a big podcast
reading between the lines they seem to disapprove of him being a sweary polemicist and PR guy who’s nevertheless built a bigger audience in the “tech space” than them. and like anyone is free to dislike that, but that doesn’t make his critique substantively incorrect
December 22, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Fini aspires to be the best curtain cleaner in the world 😌😌

#FiniCore
June 6, 2026 at 12:28 PM
T - Trump
A - Aspires
C - Copying
O - Obama
June 14, 2025 at 10:17 AM