#ASSHAIR
I'm a gnat's asshair away from just letting all y'all learn shit the hard way, and literally all that's stopping me is the continued understanding that I gotta fuckin live here too.
1. LLM-generated code tries to run code from online software packages. Which is normal but
2. The packages don’t exist. Which would normally cause an error but
3. Nefarious people have made malware under the package names that LLMs make up most often. So
4. Now the LLM code points to malware.
LLMs hallucinating nonexistent software packages with plausible names leads to a new malware vulnerability: "slopsquatting."
April 13, 2025 at 4:39 AM
This dusty bag of asshair hasn't been on since she funded ICE. She loves kids being trafficked. She loves people being raped and murdered by the Gestapo. She loves it! She spent your tax money on it
I’ll keep plugging away to make sure that Americans’ hard-earned tax dollars are being invested in an effective, durable, and responsible way.
January 24, 2026 at 11:57 PM
The asshair pointing to the drainage

#ass
😊🍑🏳️‍🌈😍😍😍👍
February 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Seaglass Ed: It's all fun and games until your asshair gets caught in the zipper, mate. 🤭 @robertaseaport.bsky.social
This is so Ed coded I’m screaming
(I may have to use this as a reference for fanart now ahhh) #ofmd #ourflagmeansdeath #edwardteach #blackbeard #edteach
February 2, 2025 at 1:47 AM
is this ragebait? you can see the asshair right there under the tat
March 6, 2026 at 10:14 AM
he has an extreme amount of asshair teehee
July 24, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Psycho ass edit, huff my asshair
November 1, 2025 at 7:49 AM
August 12, 2025 at 7:59 AM
Why start now? "Our press" has not been our press since the Orange Asshair rode down his own golden escalator.
May 19, 2026 at 4:32 PM
I genuinely didn’t realize my #ass was so fucking #hairy….

#18+ #nudes #gay #nudemen #hairy #bear #gaybear #bodyhair #asshair
July 22, 2026 at 5:09 AM
November 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Alpha Eddie going into rut and needing to manhandle Steve into all sorts of positions in bed and herd him around the house when not. Steve, amused as Eddie fusses about him, grooms his asshair while knotted for a half an hour, pets Steve's chest.
January 7, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Stop following every asshair of the negotiations and you'll be all the happier for it. Nobody remembers what the fuck you're talking about except hyper-online freaks like you
Ok Tony.

Explain to us how caving on ACA subsidies and handing Republicans a victory lap one week after voters handed them a beating is some super-voodoo 3D chess move we just don’t understand…
December 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Chef's kiss to "This dusty bag of asshair"
January 25, 2026 at 12:13 AM
Hey @realDonaldTrump CHEATING is not WINNING!

Stop fooling yourself asshair!
October 20, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Until something changes, we'd better start understanding that the entire Asshair Trump administration is above the law.
April 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Neil Patrick Asshair
June 21, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Like think about it - you could be at work or having lunch with a loved one or playing with your pets or resting but instead you’re hunched over online rage wanking your hog to the idea that you might have an ant’s asshair of a chance of bothering some woman you’ve never met. Humiliation ritual af
January 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Saw a 200 million dollar house & grounds being built today, so I'm about an asshair away from snapping I think
June 24, 2024 at 10:15 PM
I replaced my coil and my vape taste like lemonade instead of burnt asshair
September 12, 2023 at 6:34 PM