He beat the assman!
November 4, 2026 at 11:10 AM
He beat the assman!
"Jon, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave!" Donald "Assman" Trump
November 4, 2026 at 10:50 PM
"Jon, I hate to see you go, but I love to watch you leave!" Donald "Assman" Trump
he's running 🏃
November 4, 2026 at 5:33 AM
he's running 🏃
RIP ASSMAN
November 5, 2026 at 2:40 AM
RIP ASSMAN
Take that, President Assman!
November 4, 2026 at 3:18 AM
Take that, President Assman!
Donald Trump is both an assman and an ass, man.
November 2, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Donald Trump is both an assman and an ass, man.
He needed to go assman earlier.
November 4, 2026 at 3:41 AM
He needed to go assman earlier.
Eat drek and DIE, Sam Assman!
November 2, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Eat drek and DIE, Sam Assman!
I love being an assman. PAWGs are the best!
November 5, 2026 at 7:51 PM
I love being an assman. PAWGs are the best!
Just a tad defensive there, AssMan?
“You are disgusting. Put yourself in shape. You look like hell.” — 😳 a demented Trump snaps at a reporter who asks him if he’s too unwell to go to Kansas on Saturday
October 29, 2026 at 10:04 PM
Just a tad defensive there, AssMan?
a je, ali on je apsolutno bio više assman
November 4, 2026 at 5:11 PM
a je, ali on je apsolutno bio više assman
Make Affordable Gas⛽️Again
Make Affordable Groceries Again
Make Assman GO away ‼️
Make Affordable Groceries Again
Make Assman GO away ‼️
November 3, 2026 at 6:32 PM
Make Affordable Gas⛽️Again
Make Affordable Groceries Again
Make Assman GO away ‼️
Make Affordable Groceries Again
Make Assman GO away ‼️
Merch idea - Red hats with an "Assman" logo.
November 6, 2026 at 12:47 AM
Merch idea - Red hats with an "Assman" logo.
Watching a Seinfeld rerun and it’s SO packed! Kramer’s Assman plates, Puddy stealing Jerry’s move, the fusilli Jerry! The show was really crackling!
November 5, 2026 at 7:23 AM
Watching a Seinfeld rerun and it’s SO packed! Kramer’s Assman plates, Puddy stealing Jerry’s move, the fusilli Jerry! The show was really crackling!
In Texas James Talarico is over 730,000 votes in front of Ken Paxton.
Can someone tell the Assman in Chief it will be so good to see the back of corrupt Paxtons ass.
Can someone tell the Assman in Chief it will be so good to see the back of corrupt Paxtons ass.
November 4, 2026 at 2:07 AM
In Texas James Talarico is over 730,000 votes in front of Ken Paxton.
Can someone tell the Assman in Chief it will be so good to see the back of corrupt Paxtons ass.
Can someone tell the Assman in Chief it will be so good to see the back of corrupt Paxtons ass.
Nominative determinism that cinema’s most ardent assman had a name ending in -ass
RIP Tinto, who made so many better movies than Caligula. A real legend who never saw an ass that he didn’t want to lovingly photograph, for posterity.
Tinto Brass, Director of Erotic Epics ‘Caligula’ and ‘Salon Kitty,’ Dies at 93
Tinto Brass, the director of erotic epics 'Salon Kitty' and 'Caligula,' has died. He was 93.
variety.com
November 4, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Nominative determinism that cinema’s most ardent assman had a name ending in -ass
Unconfirmed reports the captain may be wanted by authorities in New York for parking without a placard and unauthorized use of golf equipment on a public beach.
November 5, 2026 at 4:54 PM
Unconfirmed reports the captain may be wanted by authorities in New York for parking without a placard and unauthorized use of golf equipment on a public beach.
this election’s swing voter is the “shy assman”
October 30, 2026 at 12:52 PM
this election’s swing voter is the “shy assman”
He shall hence forth be called Assman. Everyone shall greet him with a pleasant “hey nice ass man!”.
November 4, 2026 at 6:18 AM
He shall hence forth be called Assman. Everyone shall greet him with a pleasant “hey nice ass man!”.
Rest in Peace, my fellow assman. ❤️
Giovanni "Tinto" Brass
(26 March 1933 – 4 November 2026)
#TintoBrass
Giovanni "Tinto" Brass
(26 March 1933 – 4 November 2026)
#TintoBrass
November 4, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Rest in Peace, my fellow assman. ❤️
Giovanni "Tinto" Brass
(26 March 1933 – 4 November 2026)
#TintoBrass
Giovanni "Tinto" Brass
(26 March 1933 – 4 November 2026)
#TintoBrass
