The Rev took attendance…
August 30, 2025 at 1:05 PM
The Rev took attendance…
Well... the State of the DisUnion will begin, shortly. I'm gonna be in attendance 😳😏. DO NOT WATCH!
March 5, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Well... the State of the DisUnion will begin, shortly. I'm gonna be in attendance 😳😏. DO NOT WATCH!
100% church attendance #deltarune #ralsei
January 6, 2026 at 4:12 PM
100% church attendance #deltarune #ralsei
This entire thing is a complete clown show. Everyone in attendance should feel like a fool.
February 19, 2026 at 3:47 PM
This entire thing is a complete clown show. Everyone in attendance should feel like a fool.
The entire Grammys audience cheered when Trevor Noah announced that Nicki Minaj was not in attendance. 😂
February 2, 2026 at 4:19 AM
The entire Grammys audience cheered when Trevor Noah announced that Nicki Minaj was not in attendance. 😂
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
March 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Tucson, Arizona today.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
Original projected attendance was 3,000 people.
23,000 showed up.
White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair https://theonion.com/white-house-mocks-paltry-attendance-at-democrats-great-american-state-fair/
June 29, 2026 at 7:00 PM
White House Mocks Paltry Attendance At Democrats’ Great American State Fair https://theonion.com/white-house-mocks-paltry-attendance-at-democrats-great-american-state-fair/
One way to get your attendance rate to 100%-
(Posting one day ahead)
(Posting one day ahead)
September 20, 2025 at 3:59 PM
One way to get your attendance rate to 100%-
(Posting one day ahead)
(Posting one day ahead)
MS-13 members are known for their perfect school attendance.
RADDATZ: What criminals are hiding in schools? Middle schools, elementary schools -- you gonna go into those?
HOMAN: How many MS-13 members are aged 14-17? Many of them.
HOMAN: How many MS-13 members are aged 14-17? Many of them.
January 26, 2025 at 3:24 PM
MS-13 members are known for their perfect school attendance.
Thank you to all in attendance for your service.
Trump, shown on camera during the national anthem, is booed loudly at MSG
June 9, 2026 at 12:50 AM
Thank you to all in attendance for your service.
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc.
This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
The Labour Party’s women’s conference on 26/9/26 was an embarrassing farce, with only 200 delegates of the 1,000 normal attendance (no major unions) in protest of the Labour Party’s shameful abandonment of trans people following the legally absurd ruling of the Supreme Court in FWS in April 2025.
September 28, 2026 at 6:00 AM
If attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *inclusion*, it would be all over the Times, Telegraph, Mail etc.
This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
This last weekend, attendance at a major women's conference was down 80% due to a boycott fighting against trans *exclusion*. Crickets.
Pope Leo Is arriving for Paris Mass at Place de la Concorde; there are about 600,000 in attendance.
September 26, 2026 at 1:05 PM
Pope Leo Is arriving for Paris Mass at Place de la Concorde; there are about 600,000 in attendance.
Gathering of fascists in Moscow, Elon Musk's father in attendance
🫠 Elon Musk's father has arrived in Moscow to take part in the "Future Forum 2050." Нe is listed as a speaker on the forum's website.
June 8, 2025 at 7:52 AM
Gathering of fascists in Moscow, Elon Musk's father in attendance
AOC: In every single stop that Bernie and I have had in the past couple of days… every single stop has completely blown out all attendance projections.
March 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
AOC: In every single stop that Bernie and I have had in the past couple of days… every single stop has completely blown out all attendance projections.
Thierry Henry and Ted Lasso in attendance today at the Arsenal Women's game.
January 24, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Thierry Henry and Ted Lasso in attendance today at the Arsenal Women's game.
Will you be in attendance?
December 20, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Will you be in attendance?
Official attendance: 205,000.
April 25, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Official attendance: 205,000.
Hollywood baffled at largest ever feline attendance at opening night,
I am once again begging Hollywood to stop using the Greek alphabet for an Ancient World movie, if they can't afford to even throw a couple of quid at anyone with an inkling of the language.
Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
Unless they really think audiences are dying to see THS THDPSSSSPS
July 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
Hollywood baffled at largest ever feline attendance at opening night,
But evidently there was one actual Christian in attendance...
wow -- with Trump standing behind him, a man (not sure who he is) offers this prayer: "We pray that he would be mindful of the poor and that he would be invested in the alleviation of suffering happening in the families preparing to bury their loved ones in Minneapolis."
February 5, 2026 at 3:56 PM
But evidently there was one actual Christian in attendance...
A new WNBA All-Star game attendance record: 19,783.
The NBA’s largest venue — United Center — is completely filled.
The NBA’s largest venue — United Center — is completely filled.
July 26, 2026 at 2:19 AM
A new WNBA All-Star game attendance record: 19,783.
The NBA’s largest venue — United Center — is completely filled.
The NBA’s largest venue — United Center — is completely filled.
Why? Why every event do you right wingers do this? Right wing outlet claims 100,000 in attendance and another claims 300,000 in attendance. It's like you people don't know Google exists.
September 21, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Why? Why every event do you right wingers do this? Right wing outlet claims 100,000 in attendance and another claims 300,000 in attendance. It's like you people don't know Google exists.
Eagles players not in attendance today:
April 28, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Eagles players not in attendance today: