BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
February 3, 2026 at 3:59 PM
BERNIE SANDERS: Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
BHATTACHARYA: I do not believe that the measles vaccine causes autism
SANDERS: Nah. Uh uh. I didn't ask measles. Do vaccines cause autism?
BHATTACHARYA: I have not seen a study that suggests any single vaccine causes autism
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May 5, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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I'm so tired of it.
Neil Gaiman claiming autism.
Musk claiming autism.
Autism doesn't make you do terrible, terrible things.
Stop. Blaming. Autism.
Neil Gaiman claiming autism.
Musk claiming autism.
Autism doesn't make you do terrible, terrible things.
Stop. Blaming. Autism.
January 22, 2025 at 10:30 PM
I'm so tired of it.
Neil Gaiman claiming autism.
Musk claiming autism.
Autism doesn't make you do terrible, terrible things.
Stop. Blaming. Autism.
Neil Gaiman claiming autism.
Musk claiming autism.
Autism doesn't make you do terrible, terrible things.
Stop. Blaming. Autism.
September 7, 2026 at 5:24 AM
Vaccines do not cause autism.
November 17, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Vaccines do not cause autism.
Autism has arrived!
September 22, 2026 at 1:03 PM
Autism has arrived!
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
December 31, 2025 at 1:45 AM
RFK Jr. Warns Mistress That Condoms Cause Autism https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-warns-mistress-that-condoms-cause-autism/
August 14, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Its finally autism !!
September 22, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Its finally autism !!
Vaccines do not cause autism.
August 26, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Vaccines do not cause autism.
They used the existence of kids with ADHD and autism to delay and dismantle care for trans youth. Now they're delaying and dismantling care for kids wtv ADHD and autism.
As someone with AuDHD, this can mean the difference between life or suicide. And they just decided people can wait *at least* 2 years.
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NHS bodies in England impose two-year minimum wait for ADHD and autism assessments
Patient groups decry ‘scandalous’ delays as four integrated care boards take step due to soaring demand for diagnoses
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September 25, 2026 at 12:58 PM
They used the existence of kids with ADHD and autism to delay and dismantle care for trans youth. Now they're delaying and dismantling care for kids wtv ADHD and autism.
average autism experience
January 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
average autism experience
There is ZERO connection between vaccines and autism!
NONE!
NONE!
December 10, 2024 at 3:00 AM
There is ZERO connection between vaccines and autism!
NONE!
NONE!
AUTISM IS NOT AN EPIDEMIC, PEOPLE WITH AUTISM ARE NOT BROKEN
RFK Jr: "By September we will know what has caused the autism epidemic and we will be able to eliminate those exposures."
April 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
AUTISM IS NOT AN EPIDEMIC, PEOPLE WITH AUTISM ARE NOT BROKEN
the duality of autism
September 17, 2024 at 5:21 PM
the duality of autism
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
January 23, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Gonna say it was autism when I karate chop a Nazi.
joining the war on autism on the side of autism
September 22, 2025 at 6:23 PM
joining the war on autism on the side of autism
Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 9, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Autism antibodies are stored in the foreskin.
drinking raw milk causes autism
December 16, 2024 at 7:28 PM
drinking raw milk causes autism
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