#AVN16
#TBT to #AVN16 in Vegas, where their motto seemed to be "monetize everything! (...yes, even the napkins
December 21, 2024 at 4:29 AM
I've had a blast in Vegas, but I'm definitely ready to get back to breathable air, drinkable water, pettable cats, and self esteem. #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
When I travel I forget I have NO PORN ON THIS COMPUTER except a copy of Anal Acrobats 7... thus I sadly end up masturbating to it :( #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
In this panel, talk of people thinking dildos are "self-lubricating" when they're just leaching oils. We could not hold in our gasps. #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Sex Toy Dave's keynote feels like an empty self-help seminar... lots of words, no info... #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Why can't coffee just happen TO me #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
.@aeriesroom shared an elevator with James Deen tonight. Apparently he's staying on the 5th floor. Aerie: "burn the 5th floor down." #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Oh my god I met @JoannaAngel <333 #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
In a booth, women were standing on a man's chest & face. One locked eyes with me & asked "do you want to stand on him?" OBVIOUSLY YES #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Only 24 hours into the #AVN Expo and the floor decals are already heavily pockmarked by stiletto heels... #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
There are Elegant Angel stickers on many doors by us so I'm pretty sure we can moan into the night as much as we want... and we have. #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
...and some dude tried to sell us on creepy weird gelatious balls that apparently "explode" in your vag. #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Successful day: we sampled tons of flavored lube, put our fingers in the Twerking Butt, got shocked by estim butt plugs... #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
James Deen just walked by us... #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Men Laughing Loudly and Shaking Hands in a Cloud of Vape Smoke: the AVN Story #AVN16 #AVNshow
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Also Tegan & Sara's guitar was hanging right by the AVN check in area so that's awesome #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Vegas smells like cigarettes & perfume, looks like lights everywhere, & sounds like "Losing My Religion." I FEEL LIKE I'M IN A MOVIE #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM
Lately I forget my laptop has stickers that say "clitoris is not a dirty word" and "make dildos not war" until someone eyes my lap... #AVN16
December 20, 2024 at 6:26 PM