a lil accomplishment 🐾🩷
June 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
a lil accomplishment 🐾🩷
When asked what his greatest accomplishment was, Jimmy Carter quickly replied, "Marrying Rosalynn."
December 30, 2024 at 9:32 PM
When asked what his greatest accomplishment was, Jimmy Carter quickly replied, "Marrying Rosalynn."
This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
June 14, 2026 at 2:04 PM
This is a much more impressive accomplishment than becoming a trillionaire
Truly a historic and phenomenal accomplishment by abortion organizers
October 25, 2023 at 1:28 PM
Truly a historic and phenomenal accomplishment by abortion organizers
Given how Tesla, SpaceX, and X have tanked, killing millions of people maybe this dorkish buffoon's greatest accomplishment.
August 27, 2026 at 12:19 AM
Given how Tesla, SpaceX, and X have tanked, killing millions of people maybe this dorkish buffoon's greatest accomplishment.
Rejecting work on a Harry Potter poster series is maybe my proudest professional accomplishment
September 27, 2026 at 10:12 AM
Rejecting work on a Harry Potter poster series is maybe my proudest professional accomplishment
MADE GYOZA FOR DINNER
(I’m a mediocre cook so this is a huge accomplishment)
(I’m a mediocre cook so this is a huge accomplishment)
August 24, 2026 at 9:11 AM
MADE GYOZA FOR DINNER
(I’m a mediocre cook so this is a huge accomplishment)
(I’m a mediocre cook so this is a huge accomplishment)
The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment.
I think we need to take seriously that ordinary folks aren't meant to have audiences in the tens of thousands or more. This is novel and disruptive in human experiences
September 21, 2026 at 3:19 AM
The worst thing we've done is made fame a middle class job, instead of the toxic runoff of actual accomplishment.
Trump’s greatest accomplishment isn’t getting reelected. His greatest accomplishment is convincing Americans that truth doesn’t matter. His greatest accomplishment is convincing Americans that Jan 6th doesn’t matter. His greatest accomplishment is convincing Americans that America has become bad.
January 21, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Trump’s greatest accomplishment isn’t getting reelected. His greatest accomplishment is convincing Americans that truth doesn’t matter. His greatest accomplishment is convincing Americans that Jan 6th doesn’t matter. His greatest accomplishment is convincing Americans that America has become bad.
we’re just two percent from the crazification factor, what an accomplishment
September 21, 2026 at 2:43 PM
we’re just two percent from the crazification factor, what an accomplishment
George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison. Congratulations to him on his accomplishment.
April 25, 2025 at 5:32 PM
George Santos has been sentenced to 87 months in prison. Congratulations to him on his accomplishment.
The Puerto Rican singer-songwriter addressed the audience in Spanish and called his upcoming performance an “accomplishment.”
Bad Bunny Mocks Backlash To Super Bowl Halftime Show In ‘SNL’ Monologue: ‘Everybody’s Happy’
The Puerto Rican singer-songwriter addressed the audience in Spanish and called his upcoming performance an “accomplishment.”
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October 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
The Puerto Rican singer-songwriter addressed the audience in Spanish and called his upcoming performance an “accomplishment.”
The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.
December 17, 2024 at 9:41 PM
The most impressive accomplishment in Aaron Rodgers' career is that he managed to hide how extraordinarily unlikable he is for like 15 years.
One of Trump's most foul lies of all time. And that's quite the accomplishment.
February 10, 2025 at 2:32 AM
One of Trump's most foul lies of all time. And that's quite the accomplishment.
Congratulations, guys! Big accomplishment!
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July 15, 2026 at 9:03 PM
Congratulations, guys! Big accomplishment!
every time biden touts an accomplishment he directly says “republicans didn’t vote for it.” more of this!
March 8, 2024 at 2:49 AM
every time biden touts an accomplishment he directly says “republicans didn’t vote for it.” more of this!
congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment
February 24, 2026 at 6:38 PM
congrats to the mens hockey team for letting a demented 80 year old sex criminal steal your shine and make himself the center of your accomplishment
Netanyahu's only positive accomplishment
September 15, 2026 at 1:56 PM
Netanyahu's only positive accomplishment
“Too ridiculous for Trump” is a Herculean accomplishment.
Howard Lutnick, was was all over TV during the weeks after the inauguration, is now apparently being blocked by the White House from doing Sunday show hits
March 30, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“Too ridiculous for Trump” is a Herculean accomplishment.
Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)
April 7, 2026 at 6:27 PM
Maya Glover, daughter of NASA astronaut and Artemis II pilot Victor Glover, celebrates father's accomplishment to Korn's "Freak on a Leash" (2026)
Scott Jennings is the stupidest, most dishonest person on television. Congratulations, Scott, that is *quite* and accomplishment.
June 13, 2026 at 3:40 AM
Scott Jennings is the stupidest, most dishonest person on television. Congratulations, Scott, that is *quite* and accomplishment.
This is a threat, gaslighting, a lie, and irrational -- all at the same time.
Quite an accomplishment.
Quite an accomplishment.
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 6:40 PM
This is a threat, gaslighting, a lie, and irrational -- all at the same time.
Quite an accomplishment.
Quite an accomplishment.
It really is an amazing accomplishment to be able to stand out for your callous awfulness in this Trump administration.
October 6, 2025 at 10:25 PM
It really is an amazing accomplishment to be able to stand out for your callous awfulness in this Trump administration.
I’ve been geeking out for this entire mission. Such an awesome accomplishment!
April 11, 2026 at 2:40 AM
I’ve been geeking out for this entire mission. Such an awesome accomplishment!
In the end, Donald trump’s only accomplishment will be that the whole World detests him.
February 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
In the end, Donald trump’s only accomplishment will be that the whole World detests him.