tldr: accountants are the real heroes
Wild that these guys are getting arrested for financial crimes, and not sex crimes, in connection with Epstein
The Al Capone accountability playbook strikes again
www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...
The Al Capone accountability playbook strikes again
www.bbc.com/news/live/ce...
Lord Mandelson arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office
The ex-US ambassador had been under investigation over allegations he shared market-sensitive government information with Jeffrey Epstein while a government minister.
www.bbc.com
February 23, 2026 at 6:02 PM
tldr: accountants are the real heroes
Found the most bluesky board game possible.
March 29, 2026 at 2:34 AM
Found the most bluesky board game possible.
If DOGE was really looking for fraud, wouldn't they have hired accountants instead of programmers?
February 9, 2025 at 8:48 AM
If DOGE was really looking for fraud, wouldn't they have hired accountants instead of programmers?
Lmao this guy thinks the nickname for accountants is a racial slur
A bean counter? What made you in your shallow mind think I was a foreigner? Cryptid, how did YOU defend your own rights?
It’s ok…you’re welcome!
It’s ok…you’re welcome!
March 22, 2026 at 6:05 AM
Lmao this guy thinks the nickname for accountants is a racial slur
Accountants will be great at that.
June 23, 2026 at 2:54 PM
Accountants will be great at that.
Elon's DOGE isn't looking for fraud, it's looking to DEfraud.
That's why he sent in hackers instead of accountants.
That's why he sent in hackers instead of accountants.
February 9, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Elon's DOGE isn't looking for fraud, it's looking to DEfraud.
That's why he sent in hackers instead of accountants.
That's why he sent in hackers instead of accountants.
All these guys sound exactly like those accountants who were stoked about using slurs at work when Trump got elected again
there's a real feeling of like...if a man did something horrible to me or someone i know that guys like this just wouldn't fucking care
June 6, 2026 at 12:53 AM
All these guys sound exactly like those accountants who were stoked about using slurs at work when Trump got elected again
When you are looking for fraud you use experienced forensic accountants, not "engineers".
February 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
When you are looking for fraud you use experienced forensic accountants, not "engineers".
Beware of creative accountants
August 9, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Beware of creative accountants
Public Works Administration but it's all forensic accountants, security engineers and attorneys.
October 19, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Public Works Administration but it's all forensic accountants, security engineers and attorneys.
The creche where they raise accountants and treasurers is the bursery
March 8, 2025 at 8:55 PM
The creche where they raise accountants and treasurers is the bursery
i dont think the secretary of defense knows the us military needs accountants
September 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
i dont think the secretary of defense knows the us military needs accountants
If Leon was trying to cut government waste, he would have hired forensic accountants, not comprised pubescent hackers.
February 10, 2025 at 9:05 PM
If Leon was trying to cut government waste, he would have hired forensic accountants, not comprised pubescent hackers.
big strong accountants come up to me, big tough guys with tears in their eyes, and they say sir, sir, youre insolvent
January 26, 2024 at 10:07 PM
big strong accountants come up to me, big tough guys with tears in their eyes, and they say sir, sir, youre insolvent
the epstein files published by US Accountants Weekly
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 AM
the epstein files published by US Accountants Weekly
bro i would play the absolute FUCK out of Accountants of the Hanseatic League
Found the most bluesky board game possible.
March 29, 2026 at 2:40 AM
bro i would play the absolute FUCK out of Accountants of the Hanseatic League
Here’s the sick thing: all for tax cuts that the very rich won’t even notice because their accountants do the work and they just know if they can buy a new G5 or not.
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
July 16, 2025 at 1:06 PM
Here’s the sick thing: all for tax cuts that the very rich won’t even notice because their accountants do the work and they just know if they can buy a new G5 or not.
Meanwhile:
Meanwhile:
"I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black [people] counting my money! I hate it."
— Donald Trump, 1988
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
— Donald Trump, 1988
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
The Trump administration has levied mortgage fraud accusations on other high-profile Democrats–especially Trump critics.
Federal Reserve’s Cook Latest Trump Target Of Mortgage Fraud Allegations—She ‘Must Resign Now,’ He Says
The Trump administration has levied mortgage fraud accusations on other high-profile Democrats–especially Trump critics.
www.forbes.com
August 20, 2025 at 4:19 PM
"I’ve got black accountants at Trump Castle and Trump Plaza. Black [people] counting my money! I hate it."
— Donald Trump, 1988
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
— Donald Trump, 1988
www.politico.com/magazine/sto...
Also explain to the judge why you sent programmers and not forensic accountants, Elon. 😑
February 9, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Also explain to the judge why you sent programmers and not forensic accountants, Elon. 😑
The poor and middle class are paying taxes, the rich are paying accountants, and the wealthy are paying politicians…
See the problem?! 😎✨
See the problem?! 😎✨
August 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
The poor and middle class are paying taxes, the rich are paying accountants, and the wealthy are paying politicians…
See the problem?! 😎✨
See the problem?! 😎✨