Caitlin Clark Supplements Rookie Salary By Taking Adjunct Professor Of Basketball Job
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Caitlin Clark Supplements Rookie Salary By Taking Adjunct Professor Of Basketball Job
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hey guys do adjunct professors cost $20k per month trying to evaluate something
March 5, 2025 at 8:17 PM
hey guys do adjunct professors cost $20k per month trying to evaluate something
The Supreme Court adjunct office
NEW: ProPublica has identified three lawyers with elite establishment credentials who’ve joined the DOGE effort. Two of their names haven’t been previously reported as working for the Elon Musk-led initiative.
Here’s what we know about them:
Here’s what we know about them:
The Elite Lawyers Working for Elon Musk’s DOGE Include Former Supreme Court Clerks
Much attention has been paid to the young Silicon Valley engineers working for Musk’s Department of Government Efficiency, but the group has also hired high-powered legal talent.
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February 7, 2025 at 11:35 PM
The Supreme Court adjunct office
Post-Doc, Adjunct, Visiting, Assistant, Associate, Tenure.
May 15, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Post-Doc, Adjunct, Visiting, Assistant, Associate, Tenure.
OK, I call it, I have received the single most unhinged ad on LinkedIn.
For one thing, it's Adjunct Professors of Law who need the abs, not Adjunct Professor of Law's.
For one thing, it's Adjunct Professors of Law who need the abs, not Adjunct Professor of Law's.
March 26, 2026 at 3:19 PM
OK, I call it, I have received the single most unhinged ad on LinkedIn.
For one thing, it's Adjunct Professors of Law who need the abs, not Adjunct Professor of Law's.
For one thing, it's Adjunct Professors of Law who need the abs, not Adjunct Professor of Law's.
Once again, the national average pay for adjunct professors with PhDs is a flat fee of $3900 per course.
Also of note, Iowa paid Chris Rufo—perhaps the leading propagandist for the current assault on higher ed, an unqualified hack and admitted fabulist—$34,000 to speak. It's embarrassing that any higher ed institution would invite him, especially when they are cutting departmental budgets.
The University of Iowa's new Center for Intellectual Freedom appears to be off to a rocky start in terms of enrolling students.
They also went over budget on alcohol and food for their introductory event, which isn't surprising when faculty and legislators get together.
They also went over budget on alcohol and food for their introductory event, which isn't surprising when faculty and legislators get together.
April 8, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Once again, the national average pay for adjunct professors with PhDs is a flat fee of $3900 per course.
Once again, the median pay for an adjunct professor in the United States of America is $3,500 per course. Not per month, per course.
Oh. That's a heck of a subsidy.
September 17, 2026 at 2:18 AM
Once again, the median pay for an adjunct professor in the United States of America is $3,500 per course. Not per month, per course.
“Sorry, we only have Adjunct Professor Pepper.”
May 24, 2024 at 3:18 PM
“Sorry, we only have Adjunct Professor Pepper.”
March 16, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Remember the "fact checkers" who upraided the Harris campaign for (correctly) stating that Project 2025 was an adjunct to Trump?
January 25, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Remember the "fact checkers" who upraided the Harris campaign for (correctly) stating that Project 2025 was an adjunct to Trump?
*shrieks in former adjunct*
Oh. That's a heck of a subsidy.
September 17, 2026 at 1:01 AM
*shrieks in former adjunct*
*I guess I should say 'underemployed' or something.
Stuck in adjunct land. I am complaining about adjunct land.
Stuck in adjunct land. I am complaining about adjunct land.
February 23, 2026 at 9:26 PM
*I guess I should say 'underemployed' or something.
Stuck in adjunct land. I am complaining about adjunct land.
Stuck in adjunct land. I am complaining about adjunct land.
I’m somewhat frightened to think that people might believe this was the kind of money I made as an adjunct. It would explain some of their disbelief about why I left it behind.
(I was making 5k a course at OSU, which is actually ahead of the national average).
(I was making 5k a course at OSU, which is actually ahead of the national average).
January 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
I’m somewhat frightened to think that people might believe this was the kind of money I made as an adjunct. It would explain some of their disbelief about why I left it behind.
(I was making 5k a course at OSU, which is actually ahead of the national average).
(I was making 5k a course at OSU, which is actually ahead of the national average).
Uncouth billionaires are “das volk.” Adjunct English professors are the elite.
the trump campaign was literally bought and paid for by the wealthiest people on the planet — openly! — and dim-witted pundits are going on about how voters are tired of "elitist democrats"
November 9, 2024 at 9:57 PM
Uncouth billionaires are “das volk.” Adjunct English professors are the elite.
A year’s salary for adjunct faculty
Also of note, Iowa paid Chris Rufo—perhaps the leading propagandist for the current assault on higher ed, an unqualified hack and admitted fabulist—$34,000 to speak. It's embarrassing that any higher ed institution would invite him, especially when they are cutting departmental budgets.
The University of Iowa's new Center for Intellectual Freedom appears to be off to a rocky start in terms of enrolling students.
They also went over budget on alcohol and food for their introductory event, which isn't surprising when faculty and legislators get together.
They also went over budget on alcohol and food for their introductory event, which isn't surprising when faculty and legislators get together.
April 8, 2026 at 1:06 PM
A year’s salary for adjunct faculty
Adjunct, Assistant, Associate, Full, Endowed, Emeritus
what are the Six Genders? wrong answers only
May 15, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Adjunct, Assistant, Associate, Full, Endowed, Emeritus
And adjunct pay? Dear god.
December 6, 2024 at 5:01 PM
And adjunct pay? Dear god.
If I were teaching at Wife School (adjunct, $3,000 a course) I would teach wifes to let husbands do this
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Wife doesn't want me throwing random fruit or seeds I'm done eating out into the yard "to see what happens" or "because it's funny." This country no longer respects science.
September 28, 2026 at 2:34 PM
If I were teaching at Wife School (adjunct, $3,000 a course) I would teach wifes to let husbands do this
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Adjunct faculty here - I don't even have a desk
December 14, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Adjunct faculty here - I don't even have a desk
Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01 ⬛🟩
March 30, 2026 at 5:31 AM
Seven of Nine, Tertiary Adjunct of Unimatrix 01 ⬛🟩
“Adjunct Professor, what do you see?”
March 16, 2026 at 5:04 PM
“Adjunct Professor, what do you see?”
On the low side but not an entirely a-typical adjunct rate.
And shamefully low, of course.
And shamefully low, of course.
September 25, 2026 at 4:44 PM
On the low side but not an entirely a-typical adjunct rate.
And shamefully low, of course.
And shamefully low, of course.
Congratulations to Adrienne Fairhall, Prof. of Neurobiology and Biophysics, Adjunct Prof. of Applied Mathematics, and Adjunct Prof. of Physics, who has just been elected to the National Academy of Sciences! 🍾 🎉
April 30, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Congratulations to Adrienne Fairhall, Prof. of Neurobiology and Biophysics, Adjunct Prof. of Applied Mathematics, and Adjunct Prof. of Physics, who has just been elected to the National Academy of Sciences! 🍾 🎉