Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
December 9, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Just learned the CEO shooter’s nickname is The Adjuster™
Somewhere a claims adjuster is fighting for their life trying to convince spellcheck they're not a clams adjuster
Oh boy, just got a new example to use for “spellcheck doesn’t help you if you spelled a word correctly but it wasn’t the word you meant to use.”
No, marine biology textbook draft, I am not writing about “claims,” I am writing about *clams*.
No, marine biology textbook draft, I am not writing about “claims,” I am writing about *clams*.
September 26, 2026 at 12:15 PM
Somewhere a claims adjuster is fighting for their life trying to convince spellcheck they're not a clams adjuster
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: So your garage was full of historic memorabilia?
MEL GIBSON: That's right
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What era?
MEL GIBSON: Like 1933 to 1945
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What country?
MEL GIBSON: Germany
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: ...
MEL GIBSON: So will you give me money for my Nazi stuff or what?
MEL GIBSON: That's right
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What era?
MEL GIBSON: Like 1933 to 1945
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What country?
MEL GIBSON: Germany
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: ...
MEL GIBSON: So will you give me money for my Nazi stuff or what?
January 10, 2025 at 7:57 PM
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: So your garage was full of historic memorabilia?
MEL GIBSON: That's right
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What era?
MEL GIBSON: Like 1933 to 1945
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What country?
MEL GIBSON: Germany
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: ...
MEL GIBSON: So will you give me money for my Nazi stuff or what?
MEL GIBSON: That's right
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What era?
MEL GIBSON: Like 1933 to 1945
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: What country?
MEL GIBSON: Germany
INSURANCE ADJUSTER: ...
MEL GIBSON: So will you give me money for my Nazi stuff or what?
Tired: Roko's basilisk
Wired: Roko's health insurance claim adjuster
Wired: Roko's health insurance claim adjuster
August 25, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Tired: Roko's basilisk
Wired: Roko's health insurance claim adjuster
Wired: Roko's health insurance claim adjuster
Is that a human adjuster or an AI adjuster?
December 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Is that a human adjuster or an AI adjuster?
Looking forward to my new job as a clams adjuster.
September 25, 2026 at 4:40 PM
Looking forward to my new job as a clams adjuster.
The new algo adjuster on X is so funny to me
May 12, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The new algo adjuster on X is so funny to me
People are calling him The Adjuster.
That is undeniably clever.
Goddammit.
That is undeniably clever.
Goddammit.
December 7, 2024 at 12:32 PM
People are calling him The Adjuster.
That is undeniably clever.
Goddammit.
That is undeniably clever.
Goddammit.
Roko’s Claims Adjuster
August 25, 2026 at 9:15 PM
Roko’s Claims Adjuster
The Claims Adjuster
December 6, 2024 at 9:03 PM
The Claims Adjuster
They’re already getting tattoos of the CEO assassin aka 'The Adjuster' on themselves😭
December 8, 2024 at 7:03 PM
They’re already getting tattoos of the CEO assassin aka 'The Adjuster' on themselves😭
Yesterday insulin was $35, today it is $400.
Tell me again why “The Adjuster” was the bad guy? #denydefenddepose
Tell me again why “The Adjuster” was the bad guy? #denydefenddepose
January 27, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Yesterday insulin was $35, today it is $400.
Tell me again why “The Adjuster” was the bad guy? #denydefenddepose
Tell me again why “The Adjuster” was the bad guy? #denydefenddepose
Is he really trying to “insurance adjuster” away 7 deaths?
July 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
Is he really trying to “insurance adjuster” away 7 deaths?
My great rent adjuster to scare off the hoes
May 13, 2026 at 3:41 PM
My great rent adjuster to scare off the hoes
They calling him The Claims Adjuster 😭
December 10, 2024 at 12:10 AM
They calling him The Claims Adjuster 😭
This is me with POP photo adjuster turned all the way up ..I want this body hair
February 19, 2026 at 9:39 AM
This is me with POP photo adjuster turned all the way up ..I want this body hair
We drafted an All State claims adjuster
April 26, 2025 at 7:42 PM
We drafted an All State claims adjuster
Claims Adjuster is the 2024 Milkshake Duck apparently
December 9, 2024 at 9:41 PM
Claims Adjuster is the 2024 Milkshake Duck apparently
Someone ratted on The Adjuster! Boo. Remember: If you see an adjuster, no you didn't
December 9, 2024 at 5:18 PM
Someone ratted on The Adjuster! Boo. Remember: If you see an adjuster, no you didn't
hello jay i am your cyber insurance adjuster: please keep posting this shit
Bluesky is made with AI, the engineers and even some non-engineers use Claude code
March 31, 2026 at 6:33 PM
hello jay i am your cyber insurance adjuster: please keep posting this shit
Graffiti inspired by the healthcare CEO assassin aka 'The Adjuster' spotted
December 9, 2024 at 1:58 AM
Graffiti inspired by the healthcare CEO assassin aka 'The Adjuster' spotted
Heard people were calling him The Adjuster.
We've really got to come up with a name for this guy that's better than 'The United Healthcare CEO Shooter'.
Internet sleuths are actively avoiding the United Healthcare CEO story, with some of the top true crime influencers saying they won't help find the suspect
www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
www.nbcnews.com/tech/interne...
December 7, 2024 at 6:36 PM
Heard people were calling him The Adjuster.
It's official. He's been named...
The Adjuster.
The Adjuster.
December 6, 2024 at 3:58 PM
It's official. He's been named...
The Adjuster.
The Adjuster.
Acts of war are excluded from insurance coverage!
I’m an insurance adjuster!!
I’m an insurance adjuster!!
June 18, 2026 at 3:05 PM
Acts of war are excluded from insurance coverage!
I’m an insurance adjuster!!
I’m an insurance adjuster!!