#Advantage
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Heeled Advantage https://theonion.com/home-heeled-advantage/
September 4, 2026 at 6:00 PM
This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Home Deport Advantage
Home Deport Advantage
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February 4, 2025 at 4:59 PM
They are wounded and flailing. Press the advantage.
January 27, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Doberman has slight size advantage: #AGoodPlace

Source: www.reddit.com/r/dogsgettin...
May 2, 2026 at 12:32 PM
who has the real type advantage here HUH
June 4, 2025 at 8:27 AM
share of americans who prefer congressional districts to be drawn to

advantage the dems: 9%
advantage the gop: 11%
not give an advantage to either: 67% (thank you, fellow americans)
not sure: 13%

-yougov
August 5, 2025 at 7:36 PM
The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Who could’ve expected Iran to use their greatest advantage to their advantage
The Pentagon & National Security Council significantly underestimated Iran’s willingness to close the Strait of Hormuz in response to US military strikes while planning the ongoing operation.
March 13, 2026 at 1:45 PM
trans women have a biological advantage at being hot now
Miss America has just barred intersex people and trans women from participating... only select intersex people who've had surgery to 'correct their genitals', are chromosomally XX etc can participate—what the fuck is this shit 😭😭 I mean, it doesn't get more contemptible & ludicrous.
Miss America clarifies contestants must be ‘naturally born female’ after gender flap
The Miss America organization emphasized that entrants must be female to compete in the nation’s most famous pageant, updating its eligibility language on sex after being accused of opening the door t...
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April 18, 2026 at 2:43 PM
The Disadvantaged Advantage
December 12, 2025 at 12:48 AM
If true, I have serious concerns about this being a war crime.

Under the laws of armed conflict:

Proportionality: the military advantage has to outweigh the anticipated civilian harm.

Hard to see what military advantage would outweigh robbing 20k people of drinking water.
June 10, 2026 at 3:58 PM
"how our soybeans are taken advantage of"
April 27, 2025 at 9:22 PM
There is something deeply amusing about musklings coming here and realizing there’s no algorithm to boost their rage bait, which was their main advantage.
November 17, 2024 at 1:29 PM
HOLY SHIT. Democrats now have a TWENTY-TWO POINT advantage on the general ballot. Dems had a 14-point advantage leading up to the 2018 election which netted us 41 seats in the House alone.
January 22, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The problem with America isn’t the rich taking advantage of the poor, it’s the poor being OK with that.
July 16, 2025 at 8:30 PM
It is about time. He has taken full advantage of his position and is corrupt to the core.
May 3, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I just issued an executive order barring opportunist speculators from taking advantage of LA firestorm victims with unsolicited cash offers to buy their properties.

The last thing these victims need are greedy speculators taking advantage of their pain with low-ball offers.
January 15, 2025 at 1:38 AM
MOULTON: If you're like Trump & took advantage of girls w/Epstein-

SCARBOROUGH: We don't have evidence he took advantage of girls w/Epstein

M: Common sense be damned

S: Is he in the files?

M: Obviously

S: You have absolutely no evidence he took advantage of girls

M: I think it's pretty obvious
October 31, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Commentary: Taking Advantage Of Other People Was The Best Financial Decision I Ever Made https://theonion.com/taking-advantage-of-other-people-was-the-best-financial-decision-i-ever-made/
May 5, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Christians should be banned from playing sports. Jesus provides them with additional strength, which gives them unfair advantage.
August 3, 2026 at 4:58 PM
fame, recognition and political power are all sitting there, waiting for democrats to take advantage of the moment!
April 18, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Taking advantage of daylight savings ☀️
March 10, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Trannies have a biological advantage at being baristas
August 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I guess that’s why Vietnam went so well for us. “Firepower advantage.”
February 22, 2025 at 2:52 PM